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* "Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw)" is a fan favorite at [[Jimmy Buffett]] concerts.
** Buffett himself said he wrote the song after hearing one too many innuendo songs and decided to write one removing all doubt.
 
 
== Fictional Examples ==
* One of the best parodies comes, naturally, from ''[[South Park]]'', when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician. All of his songs are about loving Jesus...that way ("I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face... ").
** Makes more sense and [[Your Mileage May Vary|possibly]] removes at least some of the [[Squick]] factor when you remember that his songwriting technique consists of nothing more than taking love songs and replacing some of the words, such as "baby" with "Jesus".
* "Sex Hair" from [[Parks and Recreation]].
** At one point, the heroes of ''[[King Dork]]'' acquire a Christian stoner band member whose songs are like this, and the [[Plucky Comic Relief]] tells the audience at one point, just to make sure they're not confused, "This song is about the face of God."
* In the classic [[Mockumentary]] ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'', interviewer Marty comes upon Nigel composing a lovely, quiet song, which Nigel says is inspired by Mozart and Bach. When Marty asks its name, Nigel replies "Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"."
** Well, Mozart ''did'' write "[[wikipedia:Leck mich im Arsch|Lick me in the arse]]"...
** Is this actually considered fictional anymore? Spinal Tap's released a few albums and had tours since the fake movie.
* Not to mention that many of the songs by Spinal Tap feature ridiculously extended and very transparent metaphors for sex, making fun of the trope. Such as "[http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sex-Farm-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/5AA79A4E20ADE7E348256DCE002F4806 Sex Farm]".
* [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|"You make me com... plete."]]
** To a lesser extent in the same song:
{{quote|The Moon to the tide
I can feel you inside }}
** Tara's expression at that line makes it clear that she knows exactly how you're gonna take that.
* [[Aldous Huxley]], after mysteriously averting this trope in ''[[Brave New World (novel)|Brave New World]]'' (in which little children are taught to engage in sexual play with each other), invoked this in ''Ape and Essence'' where the refrain of the latest popular song is, "Give me detumescence."
* And of course, ''[[Family Guy]]'' gives us the [[Trope Namer]] illustrated at the top of this article.
* ''[[Harry Potter]] and the Half-Blood Prince'' has a jazzy number called "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love":
{{quote|Oh, come and stir my cauldron
And if you do it right
I'll boil you up some hot, strong love
To keep you warm tonight }}
* Used in an episode of ''[[Modern Family]]'' when Hayley's boyfriend performs a very... explicit song he wrote for her ''to her family.''
* The song "Getting Lucky" in ''[[Alvin and The Chipmunks|The Chipmunk Adventure]]'' - these Chipettes sure know how to [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|get crap past the radar]].
* ''[[American Dad]]'' has Hayley invent a song that could be best named "Doing It Doing It."
{{quote|''Doin' it, doin' it. D-d-Doin' it.''
''Should we break for lunch?''
''Nope! Let's keep doin' it, doin' it.''
''Someone's at the door.''
''I don't care!''
''We're doin' it, doin' it.''
''Wanna put on our hikin' boots?''
''Yeah, we'll wear them while we're doin' it, doin' it.''
''I like the rhythm, it is my method.'' }}
* [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|"Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo&feature=related And then in y-parentheses it says 'Til the Break of Dawn'".]
* In [[13]], The [[Jerk Jock]] Brett is trying to ask out Kendra, who is [[Purity Personified]]. His best friends come up with a verse filled with sex metaphors.
{{quote|Hey, Kendra
I been thinkin'
I gotta gotta gotta gotta get with you
I wanna get all up in your business girl
And make you feel real fine
Hey, Kendra
Come closer
I got myself a brand new rockin' horse
Why don't you come on here, mama, and rock it rock it all night long }}
** Keep in mind [[What Do You Mean It's for Kids?|it's target demographic is young teens]].
* Aldous Snow's song "Inside of You" in ''[[Forgetting Sarah Marshall]]''.
** Then most of the songs on the ''[[Get Him to The Greek]]'' sound track.
** Especially "Ring Round My Rosie" in ''Get Him to the Greek''. ''[[Don't Explain the Joke|"I'm talking about my asshole"]]''.
* [[Achewood]] - AKKOLADE wants to [http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuajHGWWR make LOOOOVE to ya' face!]
* UK teen series [[Skins]] had a fictional TV talent show named ''Search for a Sexxbomb'', featuring such catchy gems as "Juicing Down", "[[Ass 2 Ass]]", and "Rim Licking".
{{quote|Rim licking/ Clit flicking/ You're the stuffing/ I'm the chicken/ Said we're clicking/ You're still licking/ Clock is ticking/ Stick your dick in
In this club they cannot tame us/ On the dancefloor tongue meets anus/ Boy I need you in my South Pole/ Put your star into my black hole }}
* Not a full example, but the [[Dream Sequence]] music video 'Tongue-Tied' from [[Red Dwarf]] at one point has backing singers Lister and Rimmer singing "Reproductive system, baby!" complete with hip-thrusts.
* All the background music from the 2001 film version of Josie and the Pussycats is like this (and NSFW at that).
* Spoofed in [[Dave Barry]]'s novel ''[[Big Trouble]]'' with the fictional hit "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids. (The not-so-good movie version made this into a [[Defictionalization|real song]]. His following novel, ''Tricky Business'', gave "Sex Pootie" a [[Continuity Nod]].)
* ''[[The Onion]] Movie'' parodied this with the artist Melissa Cherry (a parody of Britney Spears) whose songs all sound extremely suggestive, yet she insists they're [[Innocent Innuendo|entirely innocent]].
* Parodied in the movie ''Semi-Pro'', where the main character sings a song called "[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7264ad3313 Love Me Sexy]", asking women if they would like to Love, Lick and/or Suck Will Ferrel sexy.
* On ''[[Bob's Burgers]]'', one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are actually about whales.
 
 
=== Uncategorized ===
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* Austra's ''The Future'' blatantly references oral sex, specifically cunnilingus: "I came so hard in your mouth..." (FYI, Katie Stelmanis is a lesbian)
 
== MusicalFictional TheatreExamples ==
===Unsorted===
* One of the best parodies comes, naturally, from ''[[South Park]]'', when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician. All of his songs are about loving Jesus...that way ("I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face... ").
** Makes more sense and [[Your Mileage May Vary|possibly]] removes at least some of the [[Squick]] factor when you remember that his songwriting technique consists of nothing more than taking love songs and replacing some of the words, such as "baby" with "Jesus".
* "Sex Hair" from [[Parks and Recreation]].
** At one point, the heroes of ''[[King Dork]]'' acquire a Christian stoner band member whose songs are like this, and the [[Plucky Comic Relief]] tells the audience at one point, just to make sure they're not confused, "This song is about the face of God."
* In the classic [[Mockumentary]] ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'', interviewer Marty comes upon Nigel composing a lovely, quiet song, which Nigel says is inspired by Mozart and Bach. When Marty asks its name, Nigel replies "Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump"."
** Well, Mozart ''did'' write "[[wikipedia:Leck mich im Arsch|Lick me in the arse]]"...
** Is this actually considered fictional anymore? Spinal Tap's released a few albums and had tours since the fake movie.
* Not to mention that many of the songs by Spinal Tap feature ridiculously extended and very transparent metaphors for sex, making fun of the trope. Such as "[http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sex-Farm-lyrics-Spinal-Tap/5AA79A4E20ADE7E348256DCE002F4806 Sex Farm]".
* [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|"You make me com... plete."]]
** To a lesser extent in the same song:
{{quote|The Moon to the tide
I can feel you inside }}
** Tara's expression at that line makes it clear that she knows exactly how you're gonna take that.
* [[Aldous Huxley]], after mysteriously averting this trope in ''[[Brave New World (novel)|Brave New World]]'' (in which little children are taught to engage in sexual play with each other), invoked this in ''Ape and Essence'' where the refrain of the latest popular song is, "Give me detumescence."
* And of course, ''[[Family Guy]]'' gives us the [[Trope Namer]] illustrated at the top of this article.
* ''[[Harry Potter]] and the Half-Blood Prince'' has a jazzy number called "A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love":
{{quote|Oh, come and stir my cauldron
And if you do it right
I'll boil you up some hot, strong love
To keep you warm tonight }}
* Used in an episode of ''[[Modern Family]]'' when Hayley's boyfriend performs a very... explicit song he wrote for her ''to her family.''
* The song "Getting Lucky" in ''[[Alvin and The Chipmunks|The Chipmunk Adventure]]'' - these Chipettes sure know how to [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|get crap past the radar]].
* ''[[American Dad]]'' has Hayley invent a song that could be best named "Doing It Doing It."
{{quote|''Doin' it, doin' it. D-d-Doin' it.''
''Should we break for lunch?''
''Nope! Let's keep doin' it, doin' it.''
''Someone's at the door.''
''I don't care!''
''We're doin' it, doin' it.''
''Wanna put on our hikin' boots?''
''Yeah, we'll wear them while we're doin' it, doin' it.''
''I like the rhythm, it is my method.'' }}
* [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|"Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo&feature=related And then in y-parentheses it says 'Til the Break of Dawn'".]
* In [[13]], The [[Jerk Jock]] Brett is trying to ask out Kendra, who is [[Purity Personified]]. His best friends come up with a verse filled with sex metaphors.
{{quote|Hey, Kendra
I been thinkin'
I gotta gotta gotta gotta get with you
I wanna get all up in your business girl
And make you feel real fine
Hey, Kendra
Come closer
I got myself a brand new rockin' horse
Why don't you come on here, mama, and rock it rock it all night long }}
** Keep in mind [[What Do You Mean It's for Kids?|it's target demographic is young teens]].
* Aldous Snow's song "Inside of You" in ''[[Forgetting Sarah Marshall]]''.
** Then most of the songs on the ''[[Get Him to The Greek]]'' sound track.
** Especially "Ring Round My Rosie" in ''Get Him to the Greek''. ''[[Don't Explain the Joke|"I'm talking about my asshole"]]''.
* [[Achewood]] - AKKOLADE wants to [http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuajHGWWR make LOOOOVE to ya' face!]
* UK teen series [[Skins]] had a fictional TV talent show named ''Search for a Sexxbomb'', featuring such catchy gems as "Juicing Down", "[[Ass 2 Ass]]", and "Rim Licking".
{{quote|Rim licking/ Clit flicking/ You're the stuffing/ I'm the chicken/ Said we're clicking/ You're still licking/ Clock is ticking/ Stick your dick in
In this club they cannot tame us/ On the dancefloor tongue meets anus/ Boy I need you in my South Pole/ Put your star into my black hole }}
* Not a full example, but the [[Dream Sequence]] music video 'Tongue-Tied' from [[Red Dwarf]] at one point has backing singers Lister and Rimmer singing "Reproductive system, baby!" complete with hip-thrusts.
* All the background music from the 2001 film version of Josie and the Pussycats is like this (and NSFW at that).
* Spoofed in [[Dave Barry]]'s novel ''[[Big Trouble]]'' with the fictional hit "I Want Your Sex Pootie" by the Seminal Fluids. (The not-so-good movie version made this into a [[Defictionalization|real song]]. His following novel, ''Tricky Business'', gave "Sex Pootie" a [[Continuity Nod]].)
* ''[[The Onion]] Movie'' parodied this with the artist Melissa Cherry (a parody of Britney Spears) whose songs all sound extremely suggestive, yet she insists they're [[Innocent Innuendo|entirely innocent]].
* Parodied in the movie ''Semi-Pro'', where the main character sings a song called "[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7264ad3313 Love Me Sexy]", asking women if they would like to Love, Lick and/or Suck Will Ferrel sexy.
* On ''[[Bob's Burgers]]'', one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are actually about whales.
 
=== Musical Theatre ===
* Chicago...and all that jazz.
* [[Spamalot|And I too have found my Grail!]] [''What's That??''] [[The Musical|Musical Theater]]!
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=== Video Games ===
* Several songs featured in the [[Dance Dance Revolution]] franchise have very steamy lyrics and moaning sounds [[Lyrical Dissonance|set to very danceable tunes.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zS9XyrCH9E Do It All Night]? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8idojb8cyo Oh Nick Please Not So Quick?], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGOrOeZ7qyc& Turn me on]? Suuuuubtle.
* [[The Idolmaster]] has several of these most especially Agent Yoru wa Yoku (The Agent Comes at Night) which is almost blatantly about male prostitution. There's also Honey Heartbeat which is most probably about a girl losing her virginity in the back of a car.
 
 
=== [[Web Original]] ===
* Discussed in a ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'' article about [http://www.cracked.com/article_19657_4-evolutionary-explanations-modern-annoyances_p2.html modern annoyances with evolutionary explanations].
 
===[[Western Animation]]===
* In ''[[Bob's Burgers]]'' there is a pianist named Tabitha Johansson who [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmy9CTn6xMs sings a song] about an oil spills that is clearly about her vagina (characters even point this out).
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