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== ''Pilot'': ==

* During the episode, Zim is in the lunchroom and attempts to fit in. It doesn't go well.

{{quote| (Zim walks up to a child while holding a lunchtray)~~ ~~

{{quote|(Zim walks up to a child while holding a lunchtray)

'''Zim''': I eat food! JUST LIKE YOU!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': I eat food! JUST LIKE YOU!

(child stares and leaves) }}

* When he scooches/walks, [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|scoochwalks]] up to a kid and screams out of nowhere, "'''I HAVE A STOMACH!'''"

** And the [[Scare Chord]].

* And this after he eats the beans.

{{quote| '''Zim''': Now that's good ea--~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Now that's good ea--

(Zim falls off the chair, back-first) }}

== ''The Nightmare Begins'': ==

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** "Silence! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! And you! Pull some levers! PULL SOME LEVERS!"

** Immediately followed by this exchange.

{{quote| '''Zim''': I put the fires out.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': I put the fires out.

'''Tallest Purple''': You made them '''worse'''.~~ ~~

'''Tallest Purple''': You made them '''worse'''.

'''Zim''': Worse... or ''better?'' }}

* Also:

{{quote| Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be...frying something?~~ ~~

{{quote|Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be...frying something?

Zim: Oh, I quit that after I heard about this!~~ ~~

Zim: Oh, I quit that after I heard about this!

Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?!?!? }}

* And:

{{quote| '''GIR''': GIR, reporting for duty.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''GIR''': GIR, reporting for duty.

'''Zim''': GIR? What does the G stand for?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': GIR? What does the G stand for?

'''GIR''': I don't know. [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]~~ ~~

'''GIR''': I don't know. [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]

'''Zim''': Ummm...is it supposed to be stupid?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': Ummm...is it supposed to be stupid?

'''Tallest Purple''': It's not stupid, [sarcastically] it's ''advanced''! }}

* As well as:

{{quote| '''Dib''': And what about his horrible green head?!?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib''': And what about his horrible green head?!?

'''Zim''': Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.~~ ~~

'''Zim''': Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.

'''Dib''': And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!?~~ ~~

'''Dib''': And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!?

'''Zim''': [looking sad] Yes. }}

* The ice cream truck. The voice coming from its speaker said in a Austrian-sounding voice, "YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. YOU LIKE ICE CREAM. YOU LOVE IT. YOU CANNOT RESIST ICE CREAM. TO RESIST IS HOPELESS. YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ICE CREAM."

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* Zim's reaction to Ms. Bitters saying she doesn't want to hear another sound from him.

*

{{quote| '''Zim:''' And keep it down! Do you wanna wake up the whole planet?!"~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' And keep it down! Do you wanna wake up the whole planet?!"

[[Beat]]~~ ~~

[[Beat]]

'''GIR:''' I do. }}

* "Can I be a mongoose dog?"

*

{{quote| '''Dib:''' Finally! A way to prove that I'm...I'm...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib:''' Finally! A way to prove that I'm...I'm...

'''Zim:''' Dur, crazy...~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' Dur, crazy...

'''Rita:''' Okay now ''that'' makes sense. }}

* "I've been preparing for this moment all my life." *gnome zaps away handcuffs* "Okay...I'm gonna go home now and prepare some more!"

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== ''NanoZIM'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Gaz''': (to Dib) When you [[Killed Off for Real|die]], can I play?}}

{{quote|'''Gaz''': (to Dib) When you [[Killed Off for Real|die]], can I play?}}

** And no, she's probably not talking about ''in the game''.

* Not to mention Dib's "finishing move."

* '''Dib''': ARMS. LIKE. NOODLES!!!!!!!

{{quote| '''Dib:''' Arm control nerve in my ''belly?''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib:''' Arm control nerve in my ''belly?''

'''Zim:''' That's right.~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' That's right.

'''Dib:''' Humans don't ''have'' arm control nerves in thei--~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Humans don't ''have'' arm control nerves in thei--

'''Zim:''' DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS! }}

== ''Parent Teacher Night'': ==

* When Zim tries to program his robot parents to behave more realistically for their trip to a parent-teacher conference, he leaves the duty to GIR, who predictably messes them up by showing them random TV shows and commercials. At the conference, Zim's father robot takes a bite of one parent's homemade cookies and starts doubling over in pain.

{{quote| '''Mom Robot''': Oh no. Honey, is it...?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Mom Robot''': Oh no. Honey, is it...?

'''Dad Robot''': Yep. '''''DIARRHEAAAAAAAAAAaaHuh'''''. }}

* Zim's robot parents were hilarious during this episode. "NOOOOO! My squeezing arm! Not my SQUEEZING ARM!"

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* "NO! YOU GOT THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!" (explosion)

* The following:

{{quote| '''Ms. Bitters''': Don't forget that tonight is Parent Teacher Night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ms. Bitters''': Don't forget that tonight is Parent Teacher Night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.

'''Zim''': I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!

'''Ms. Bitters''': Yes, you did.~~ ~~

'''Ms. Bitters''': Yes, you did.

'''Zim''': No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]~~ ~~

[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]

'''Ms Bitters''': [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?~~ ~~

'''Ms Bitters''': [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?

'''Zim''': [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.~~ ~~

'''Zim''': [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.

[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]~~ ~~

[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]

'''Zim''': Why would you ''tape'' that? }}

* As well as:

{{quote| '''Dib''': [in Zim's thought bubble] See you AND your parents tonight, Zim! And by the way, it's not called "Parent Teacher Night." It's called [[Buffy-Speak|Zim Doom...Doom Zim...Zimmy...Doom night]]. [chortles] Watch out for that puppy. [Zim trips over the puppy]}}

{{quote|'''Dib''': [in Zim's thought bubble] See you AND your parents tonight, Zim! And by the way, it's not called "Parent Teacher Night." It's called [[Buffy-Speak|Zim Doom...Doom Zim...Zimmy...Doom night]]. [chortles] Watch out for that puppy. [Zim trips over the puppy]}}

* Don't forget this gem:

{{quote| '''Ms. Bitters''': (to parents) "When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right. You're NOTHING!"}}

{{quote|'''Ms. Bitters''': (to parents) "When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing. And I was right. You're NOTHING!"}}

** Funnier still, that's a [[Call Back]] to Ms. Bitters' lesson earlier about how there was 'NOTHING' before The Big Bang.

* And:

{{quote| '''Dib''': Hello Zim.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib''': Hello Zim.

'''Zim''': Dib...~~ ~~

'''Zim''': Dib...

'''Dib''': Dad, there's somebody I want you to meet. This is Zim. You know, the alien(!).~~ ~~

'''Dib''': Dad, there's somebody I want you to meet. This is Zim. You know, the alien(!).

'''Membrane''': And what country is the little green boy from?~~ ~~

'''Membrane''': And what country is the little green boy from?

'''Zim''': Yes, yes that's fascinating. (runs away but quickly comes back and hits Dib's cup causing it to hit him in the face with punch) }}

* And later after Dib throws punch on Zim, Zim opens his mouth to yell at him, but only makes a hissing noise before he's cut off.

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* "I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?"

* The following:

{{quote| '''GIR''': Aww somebody needs a hug!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''GIR''': Aww somebody needs a hug!

'''Zim''': No no no no no Gir no!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': No no no no no Gir no!

'''GIR''': I'M GONNA HUG YOU!~~ ~~

'''GIR''': I'M GONNA HUG YOU!

'''Zim''': *runs out of house screaming* }}

== ''Dark Harvest'': ==

*

{{quote| '''ZIM''': (after getting hit with a dodgeball) OW! MY ''SQUEEDLYSPOOTCH!''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''ZIM''': (after getting hit with a dodgeball) OW! MY ''SQUEEDLYSPOOTCH!''

'''Dib:''' Did you hear that? He said ''Squeedlyspootch''. That's not a human organ!~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Did you hear that? He said ''Squeedlyspootch''. That's not a human organ!

'''Gaz:''' I have a squeedlyspootch. }}

* Zim's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6go_n3psiw got head pigeons].

* And then there's this gem:

{{quote| '''Ms. Bitters''': "Zim!"~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ms. Bitters''': "Zim!"

'''Zim''': "SIR!" }}

* Zootch's delivery of the line [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shl-XVYWIpY "Mis organos...!"] in the Spanish dub somehow manages to be even funnier than the original.

== ''Battle-Dib'': ==

{{quote| '''Exam Robot:''' 94%. Your score is...UNACCEPTABLE!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Exam Robot:''' 94%. Your score is...UNACCEPTABLE!

And then right after:~~ ~~

And then right after:

'''Exam Robot:''' (''to Dib'') 94.1%. Your score is...ACCEPTABLE! CONGRATULATIONS! (''Shoots out confetti'') }}

* "Shunk not bad. '''SHUNK EAT ENEMY!!!!'''"

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== ''Planet Jackers'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Zim''': Something is broken and it's not your fault?!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Something is broken and it's not your fault?!

'''GIR''': I know, I'm scared too. }}

== ''Rise of the Zitboy'': ==

* GIR and the Pizza Guy.

{{quote| '''Pizza Guy''': Here's the pizza you ordered.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Pizza Guy''': Here's the pizza you ordered.

'''GIR''': (teary-eyed) Th-thank you... I... I love you.~~ ~~

'''GIR''': (teary-eyed) Th-thank you... I... I love you.

'''Zim''': GIR! We're supposed to keep humans away from our home, not invite them in!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': GIR! We're supposed to keep humans away from our home, not invite them in!

'''GIR''': I had a coupon! }}

** What makes it even funnier is the way the guy says it, "Here's the pizza you or-DERD."

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== ''Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain'': ==

* GIR takes over the house's computer systems, and suddenly decides he wants to go get Mexican take-out.

{{quote| '''Zim:''' GIR! Tacos are not worth compromising the mission! I am your master, and you will obey me, so ''obey me!'' (beat) Please?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' GIR! Tacos are not worth compromising the mission! I am your master, and you will obey me, so ''obey me!'' (beat) Please?

'''GIR:''' I guess you're right... I'll get a giant burrito, too! }}

** GIR proceeds to ''turn the house into a giant robot'' and run off to Krazy Taco.

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== ''Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy'': ==

* GIR's brief moment of brilliance is downright hilarious.

{{quote| '''GIR''': Wait...if you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy. Then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him... and then he ''will'' be your enemy, so then you ''will'' have to send a robot back...([[Logic Bomb|GIR's head]] [[Your Head Asplode|explodes]])"}}

{{quote|'''GIR''': Wait...if you destroy Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy. Then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him... and then he ''will'' be your enemy, so then you ''will'' have to send a robot back...([[Logic Bomb|GIR's head]] [[Your Head Asplode|explodes]])"}}

* Professor Membrane outlining the dangers of altering the timeline:

{{quote| '''Professor Membrane''': Anyone who would build a space-time object replacement device is a complete MORON!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Professor Membrane''': Anyone who would build a space-time object replacement device is a complete MORON!

''Meanwhile, in Zim's lair, as if on cue, even as Membrane's [[Power Echoes]] fade out...''~~ ~~

''Meanwhile, in Zim's lair, as if on cue, even as Membrane's [[Power Echoes]] fade out...''

'''Zim''': GIR! The space-time object replacement device is complete! }}

* On a related note, the giant fish in a bear suit. "He would be HORRIBLE! Look at him go!"

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== ''A Room with a Moose'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Zim:''' But I choose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion...You see, at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM! '''WITH A MOOSE!!!'''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' But I choose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion...You see, at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM! '''WITH A MOOSE!!!'''

''Flashes to a white room with a moose staring menacingly''~~ ~~

''Flashes to a white room with a moose staring menacingly''

'''Dib:''' [[Big No|NOOOO-]] Wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?

'''Zim:''' Yes, your fear is overwhelming, no?

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* Zim, after using the toilet, screams, "''' LEAAAAAAAVE NOOOOOO EVIDEEEEEEEEEEEENCE. '''" (He was actually destroying evidence of an evil scheme.)

*

{{quote| '''Zim''': Now, Dib, I leave you to your...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Now, Dib, I leave you to your...

'''GIR''': (whispering) "Moosey fate!" Say "moosey fate!"~~ ~~

'''GIR''': (whispering) "Moosey fate!" Say "moosey fate!"

'''Zim''': ...(Ponders this before deciding [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|it's actually a good idea]]) ''Your moosey fate''. }}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xTBDYU84Ow MY BUSINESS IS DONE!] Also, "Nonsense I had much to do! SO MUCH!" And "Ms. Bitters I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom."

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== ''Door to Door'': ==

* Poop Dawg's [[Totally Radical]] routine is funny, but one line towers above the others

{{quote| '''Poop Dawg:''' And if you thinks you all's somethin' with the top sellies... and... wit... [normal voice] I can't do this.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Poop Dawg:''' And if you thinks you all's somethin' with the top sellies... and... wit... [normal voice] I can't do this.

'''Director:''' CUT! }}

* "Please buy my candy or my little brother will go insane."

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* Slab Rankle. That is all.

* The computer's definition of the FBI.

{{quote| '''Zim:''' Computer! give me all the information you have on the FBI.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' Computer! give me all the information you have on the FBI.

'''Computer:''' The FBI is a government law-enforcement agency.~~ ~~

'''Computer:''' The FBI is a government law-enforcement agency.

'''Zim:''' Continue!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' Continue!

'''Computer:''' Insufficient data.~~ ~~

'''Computer:''' Insufficient data.

'''Zim:''' '''''[[Large Ham|Insufficient data?!]]''''' Can't you just make an educated guess?

'''Computer:''' O...kay. Um...Founded in 1492 by...uh...demons, the FBI is a crack law-enforcement contingency designed to...uh...I dunno...fight...aliens? }}

** Don't forget the pictures of them flying around and using corn as guns.

* The movie GIR is watching opens with an FBI warning that starts off as the usual piracy notice but [[Off the Rails|takes a turn for the bizarre]] halfway through.

{{quote| "Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures in any medium (Title 17; United States Code, Section 501 and 506). The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringements. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk tunes. They are forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!!"}}

{{quote|"Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures in any medium (Title 17; United States Code, Section 501 and 506). The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringements. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk tunes. They are forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!!"}}

** Although that should really have been expected, considering it actually started with [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Warning of Doom!!!]]

* Slab decides it's '''''TIME FOR ZOMBIES'''''! ...And they are so non-threatening (being, well, mindless shambling zombies) that Zim doesn't even have to try to avoid them in the last few feet to the return slot. He even uses one's head as a step-stool. Glorious.

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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIbWmO75P4 This.]

* This exchange:

{{quote| '''Ms. Bitters:''' Dib, you stink! Go and roll around in the toilet until you smell better.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Ms. Bitters:''' Dib, you stink! Go and roll around in the toilet until you smell better.

'''Dib:''' But I'll smell like the toilet.~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' But I'll smell like the toilet.

'''Ms. Bitters:''' Exactly. }}

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* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET-veNOQ5V0 IGGINS!!!]'' Best [[Writer Revolt]] ever.

* Dib meeting the rat people living in the mall parking lot.

{{quote| '''Rat Woman:''' I was once a man...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Rat Woman:''' I was once a man...

'''Dib:''' But... you're a woman. }}

== ''Battle of the Planets'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Professor Membrane:''' (''strictly'') Where are you going at this hour?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Professor Membrane:''' (''strictly'') Where are you going at this hour?

'''Dib:''' Uh..you know...~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Uh..you know...

'''Professor Membrane''' (''via a puppet of himself, wearily''): To save the Earth?~~ ~~

'''Professor Membrane''' (''via a puppet of himself, wearily''): To save the Earth?

'''Dib:''' Uh huh. (''leaves'')~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Uh huh. (''leaves'')

'''Professor Membrane''' (''disappointed''): My poor insane son. }}

* A hologram of a Martian explains to Zim that the now-extinct Martian race died out while working to convert Mars into a spaceship:

{{quote| '''Zim''': Why would you ''do'' all that?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Why would you ''do'' all that?

'''Martian Instruction Manual''': [[Rule of Cool|Because it's cool]]. }}

* GIR's method of sabotaging Dib's "ship":

{{quote| "[[Motor Mouth|Oohwazzatwhatdoesthisdowhat'sthatwhat'sthatwhatisthiswhatdoesthisthingdo...]]" }}

{{quote|"[[Motor Mouth|Oohwazzatwhatdoesthisdowhat'sthatwhat'sthatwhatisthiswhatdoesthisthingdo...]]" }}

* Four words: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=autcUkX6sak The Soda Can Guy]. The greatest [[Big No]] ever.

* Zim contacts his leaders to update them on his progress... ''while wearing a fluffy bear suit''.

{{quote| '''Tallest Red''': Greetings, Zim. Working hard, it seems. Doing us proud.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Tallest Red''': Greetings, Zim. Working hard, it seems. Doing us proud.

'''Zim''': Why yes, yes I am... [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|I'm in a bear suit!]] }}

* Soon after: "I am becoming ''impatient'' with this subtle infiltration, and grow ever hungrier for the destruction of the humans. DESTRUCTION IS NICE!"

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== ''Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Zim:''' Where are we?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' Where are we?

'''Dib:''' Some kind of alternate universe. It's based on my imagination somehow.~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Some kind of alternate universe. It's based on my imagination somehow.

'''Zim:''' And you brought me here?! You sickening, troublesome human!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' And you brought me here?! You sickening, troublesome human!

(''Zim activates his PAK legs and approaches Dib threateningly'')~~ ~~

(''Zim activates his PAK legs and approaches Dib threateningly'')

'''Dib:''' Hey! The only way out is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're stuck here forever!~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' Hey! The only way out is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're stuck here forever!

(''Zim retracts his robot spider legs'')~~ ~~

(''Zim retracts his robot spider legs'')

'''Zim:''' Curse yoooouuuu! Wait; I can still do stuff to your legs, right?~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' Curse yoooouuuu! Wait; I can still do stuff to your legs, right?

'''Dib:''' I guess, but- wait! No!~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' I guess, but- wait! No!

'''Zim:''' Curse yoooouuuu! }}

* [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|The dancing skeletons that randomly appear]] after a wave of bats fly at the screen.

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** This one deserves context. GIR was the robot in a tape Dib made and sent to ''Mysterious Mysteries''. GIR went on the show as a "mystery informant" with his face [[Special Effects Failure|mostly]] pixellated. This foot-tall, metallic "mystery informant" was not the foot-tall robot in the tree, but a chubby lady hiding in the bushes. [[Funny Background Event|Named "Stacy"]].

* The host visiting Dib's house.

{{quote| '''Gaz:''' '''''WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!''' (throws food at host)''}}

{{quote|'''Gaz:''' '''''WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!''' (throws food at host)''}}

* Don't forget:

{{quote| '''Host:''' Are you an alien?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Host:''' Are you an alien?

'''Zim:''' [[Large Ham|LIES!]] [[Not Helping Your Case|THE FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES!]] [[[Beat]]] [[Bad Liar|...I mean, 'no'.]] }}

== ''Future Dib'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Professor Membrane''': So I got to thinking. Why has nobody made a power source that needs no fuel? '''''WHYYYYYY?!'''''}}

{{quote|'''Professor Membrane''': So I got to thinking. Why has nobody made a power source that needs no fuel? '''''WHYYYYYY?!'''''}}

*

{{quote| '''Zim''': GIR! GIR! ''Unleash the monkey''!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': GIR! GIR! ''Unleash the monkey''!

'''GIR''': [walks up to microphone] '''''"MONKEY!"''''' [walks away] }}

== ''Megadoomer'': ==

* Zim receives a giant robot capable of ultimate destruction and plans to destroy Dib with it. The robot's cloaking device only cloaks the robot itself (making it look like Zim's floating in midair) and makes as much noise as humanly possible, so when he shows up at Dib's house:

{{quote| '''Zim''': Now, fight an enemy you cannot see!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Now, fight an enemy you cannot see!

'''Dib''': ...you're right there.~~ ~~

'''Dib''': ...you're right there.

'''Zim''': What?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': What?

'''Dib''': There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot but not you!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot but not you!

'''Zim''': LIES! Now, BEHOLD THE DOOM CANNON!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': LIES! Now, BEHOLD THE DOOM CANNON!

'''Dib''': I can't. It's invisible.~~ ~~

'''Dib''': I can't. It's invisible.

'''Zim''': ...but you can see me?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': ...but you can see me?

'''Dib''': That's what I said.~~ ~~

'''Dib''': That's what I said.

'''Zim''': OH, THAT'S STUPID!!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': OH, THAT'S STUPID!!

'''Dib''': ''Really'' stupid!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': ''Really'' stupid!

'''Zim''': YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME?! Prepare to meet your horrible DOOM!! }}

* Early in the episode, Zim is walking back from Skool with an unnamed boy, ranting and raving semi-coherently about Dib. Then the boy asks, "What are you talking about? Who are you?"

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* Later on in the same episode, you get: "This here's a dirty chicken toy. Squeeze it, and it makes a noise. And its beak comes off as a grappling hook." "That's a..... weird thing for a chicken to do."

* In that same episode:

{{quote| '''Chicken Foot:''' I used to be a man, just like you. And I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Chicken Foot:''' I used to be a man, just like you. And I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you.

'''Dib:''' I don't work in a chicken restaurant.~~ ~~

'''Dib:''' I don't work in a chicken restaurant.

'''Chicken Foot:''' DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! }}

== ''GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Duty!GIR:''' Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Duty!GIR:''' Sir, target is a hologram and therefore not a threat to our mission!

'''Zim:''' And what ''is'' our mission, GIR?~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' And what ''is'' our mission, GIR?

'''Duty!GIR:''' Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet for the coming badness. [[Flat Joy|Yay]]. }}

* "I have captured the enemy for meat-testing. Praise me! PRAISE MEE!"

* "I'd planned to spend this afternoon experimenting on the happiness centers of that Earth child's brain..."

** "I'm...so happy! All the time! Just great!"

{{quote| What makes this really funny is that according to the kid's shirt, his name is [[Take That|Nick]]}}

{{quote|What makes this really funny is that according to the kid's shirt, his name is [[Take That|Nick]]}}

* "You're in a filthy Earth-brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There's a squid brain in your head!"

* Squidman is a CMOF all by himself.

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* "Delicious. Delicious! I'M NORMAL!"

* While they're in the school cafeteria, Dib throws a muffin at Zim, who [[Large Ham|overreacts]] as usual:

{{quote| (Muffin hits Zim)~~ ~~

{{quote|(Muffin hits Zim)

'''Zim:''' ''(looking everywhere)'' What?! Who?!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' ''(looking everywhere)'' What?! Who?!

'''Gaz:''' ''(to Dib, both watching Zim from another table)'' That...that was horrible.~~ ~~

'''Gaz:''' ''(to Dib, both watching Zim from another table)'' That...that was horrible.

'''Zim:''' ''(grabbing the muffin)'' Who did this?!! ''(he jumps on the table)'' Who dares to soil my normal boy-head with this... PORK COW?!!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' ''(grabbing the muffin)'' Who did this?!! ''(he jumps on the table)'' Who dares to soil my normal boy-head with this... PORK COW?!!

'''Random kid in the cafeteria:''' THAT'S A STINKIN' MUFFIN!~~ ~~

'''Random kid in the cafeteria:''' THAT'S A STINKIN' MUFFIN!

'''Zim:''' [[Silence, You Fool|Silence]]!! Whatever this is, I will find the beast who threw it, I WILL FIND YOU!! Sleep peacefully now, for it is the last peaceful sleep you will KNOW FROM THIS MOMENT ON!

'''Another kid:''' But we're not asleep right now!

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** "FINALLY!" (cue giggling and poof sound)

* The very end of the episode where Zim discovers Dib had thrown the muffin at his head and kicks him out of his base.

{{quote| '''Zim:''' Oh, just one more thing... *taps a control*~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' Oh, just one more thing... *taps a control*

(A [[BFG|massive cannon]] descends from the ceiling, powers up...and fires a muffin at Dib's head. Cue ridiculously inappropriate [[Evil Laugh|maniacal laughter]] from Zim) }}

== ''TAK: The Hideous New Girl'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Tak:''' I was placed on a janitorial squad... and then sent to [[Planet of Hats|Planet]] ''[[Fate Worse Than Death|Dirt!]]''}}

{{quote|'''Tak:''' I was placed on a janitorial squad... and then sent to [[Planet of Hats|Planet]] ''[[Fate Worse Than Death|Dirt!]]''}}

*

{{quote| '''Dib''': You can't do this! People will know somethings up. I mean look at this place, it's enormous!!!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib''': You can't do this! People will know somethings up. I mean look at this place, it's enormous!!!

'''Tak''': The great thing about your people, Dib, is that [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|most of them don't notice.]] All they see is another corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!

'''Dib''': Wait, is there [[Mega Corp|really a difference?]]

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'''GIR''': Your head smells like a puppy! }}

*

{{quote| (Later, Zim and Dib argue over Mimi's memory disk.)~~ ~~

{{quote|(Later, Zim and Dib argue over Mimi's memory disk.)

'''Zim''': I'm the only one with the technology to decode the files!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': I'm the only one with the technology to decode the files!

'''Dib''': And we're the only ones with the files to be decoded!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': And we're the only ones with the files to be decoded!

'''GIR''': ''(trying to sound serious)'' AND I'M... hee, hee, hee, I dunno!~~ ~~

'''GIR''': ''(trying to sound serious)'' AND I'M... hee, hee, hee, I dunno!

'''Dib''': Your base, our disk, Zim. Let us see the base!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': Your base, our disk, Zim. Let us see the base!

'''Zim''': After we destroy Tak, I'm going to feed your brains to my robot!~~ ~~

'''Zim''': After we destroy Tak, I'm going to feed your brains to my robot!

'''Dib''': Deal!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': Deal!

'''GIR''': YAY! BRAINS! }}

* GIR making '''Gaz''' dance.

** ''(sing-song)'' "Only if ya dance with meeee!"

* There's this little exchange:

{{quote| '''Zim:''' Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim:''' Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!

'''Tak:''' This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!~~ ~~

'''Tak:''' This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!

'''Zim:''' You're after revenge?!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' You're after revenge?!

'''Tak:''' NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an Invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!~~ ~~

'''Tak:''' NOOOOOO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an Invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!

'''Zim:''' [pause] [[Comically Missing the Point|YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!!]] }}

* Tak's poem.

{{quote| "For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you~~ ~~

{{quote|"For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you

Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.~~ ~~

Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.

Birds sing and you're gonna pay. The end! HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE!" ''(throws meat at Zim)'' }}

* The Tallest Red and Purple replacing themselves with puppets during a transmission with Zim. The Tallest Purple puppet gets its head punched off, which leads to this exchange...

{{quote| '''Tallest Purple:''' *''Putting his own head where the puppet's was''* Um...That's great Zim, sounds great. *''Puppet arms flail wildly, and Tallest Red giggles''* Don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling- *''Puppet arm punches him in the face'''* QUIT IT! *''Puppet arm punches him in the face again''* QUIT IT!}}

{{quote|'''Tallest Purple:''' *''Putting his own head where the puppet's was''* Um...That's great Zim, sounds great. *''Puppet arms flail wildly, and Tallest Red giggles''* Don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling- *''Puppet arm punches him in the face'''* QUIT IT! *''Puppet arm punches him in the face again''* QUIT IT!}}

* This small exchange:

{{quote| '''Zim''': Oh no, despite his large head, the Dib-monkey is quite stupid.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': Oh no, despite his large head, the Dib-monkey is quite stupid.

'''Dib''': ''MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!'' }}

== ''Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Zim''': GIR! What do you think you're doing?!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': GIR! What do you think you're doing?!

'''GIR''': I made mashed pot-tay-toes! }}

*

{{quote| '''Robomom:''' "Hey! HEEYY! HEEY, EVERYONE! HEEEYYY! Won't you come on over and help us EAT this little boy?"}}

{{quote|'''Robomom:''' "Hey! HEEYY! HEEY, EVERYONE! HEEEYYY! Won't you come on over and help us EAT this little boy?"}}

* "It's ''me''! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly5z2OwkaNs I was the turkey all along!] ... I was the turkey! ''MEEEEEE!''

{{quote| '''Zim:''' ''(stares)'' ...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.}}

{{quote|'''Zim:''' ''(stares)'' ...I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.}}

* This episode is undoubtedly the funniest of the entire series, from the best [[Overly Long Gag]] ever ("My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! Over here! My Tallest!") to the [[Good News, Bad News]] inflicted on the Resisty ("And the good news?" "Well it's been replaced by a new, ''horrible'' one"), but the crowning moment is definitely Zim's [[Epic Fail]] at an insult:

{{quote| '''Zim''': You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

'''Dib''': ...O-kay. There's all ''kinds'' of things wrong with what you just said. }}

* Don't forget this priceless scene:

{{quote| '''Zim''':(''laughing'') I said evil!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''':(''laughing'') I said evil!

'''Dib''': [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOO!]]

'''Professor Membrane''': (''from downstairs'') Son! ''[[Noodle Incident|There had better not be any walking dead up there!]]''

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== ''Mortos der Soulstealer'': ==

*

* GIR looking into a pet store at some puppies and Zim dragging him away, declaring, "You can eat later!"

* And also Zim and Dib's yelled "conversation" across a street in this episode:

{{quote| '''Dib''': ZIM!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Dib''': ZIM!

'''Zim''': WHAT?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': WHAT?

'''Dib''': ZIM!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': ZIM!

'''Zim''': WHAT?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': WHAT?

'''Dib''': ZIM!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': ZIM!

'''Zim''': WHAAAT?~~ ~~

'''Zim''': WHAAAT?

'''Dib''': You'll never get away with it!~~ ~~

'''Dib''': You'll never get away with it!

'''Zim''': THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU! }}

** Which apparently, was originally going to have traffic constantly flying through the road.

** Frankly, it's significantly more fantastic because they couldn't put the cars in.

* Zim and Dib are really a whole trove of wacky in that episode. Also memorable is:

{{quote| '''Zim''': I am infecting this city with genetically enhanced vermin. But ''you'll'' never know!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim''': I am infecting this city with genetically enhanced vermin. But ''you'll'' never know!

'''Dib''': [[You Just Told Me]].~~ ~~

'''Dib''': [[You Just Told Me]].

(Zim gives him an annoyed glare then...) '''''YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!!''''' }}

* GIR throwing a sandwich at Dib's head. He throws it so hard [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|that it sends Dib flying through the air and crashing through the wall of the nearest building]].

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== ''ZIM Eats Waffles'': ==

* The entire episode of "Zim Eats Waffles." Especially...

{{quote| '''Zim''': "GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the ''buckeeeet!"''}}

{{quote|'''Zim''': "GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the ''buckeeeet!"''}}

* "Oh no! He's trying to steal our beaver technology!"

* Zim: "Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?" GIR: "There's waffle in 'em!" Zim: (pause) "'''YOU'RE LYING!'''"

* "THESE GOT PEANUTS AND SOAP IN THEM!"

*

{{quote| '''Zim'''"''Talking about my evil plan is making me tired. How about we have a moment of silence, huh?"'' (LONG [[Beat]])~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Zim'''"''Talking about my evil plan is making me tired. How about we have a moment of silence, huh?"'' (LONG [[Beat]])

'''GIR''': "''I... Love... Waffles..''" }}

* There's something inherently funny about ZIM and GIR, who are usually screaming at the top of their lungs and destroying things, sitting around having a calm, completely normal conversation about "that ugly neighbor lady."

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== ''Dibship Rising'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Professor Membrane''': Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Professor Membrane''': Now, Gaz, if you could just put that can of beans in the proton oven! Be sure to take them out of the can or the explosion will destroy all human life!

'''Gaz''': (A little later on in the episode) That didn't destroy all life as we know it. You ''LIED TO ME, DAD!'' }}

* Dibship trying to go to school. The inappropriately happy background music is what really sells it.

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== ''Gaz, Taster of Pork'': ==

*

* "There are no curses son." (Randomly contorts) "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (Immediately returns to normal)

* I don't know why, but that kid with the apple just gets me everytime.

* Don't forget when the hobo kidnaps that random guy with the ice cream cone.

* The Shadowhog himself is made of win.

{{quote| "I AM THE SHADOWHOG! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME, CHILD WHO CONJURED ME AND CHILD WHO WAS ''BLESSED' WITH ''PIG'' SENSES."}}

{{quote|"I AM THE SHADOWHOG! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME, CHILD WHO CONJURED ME AND CHILD WHO WAS ''BLESSED' WITH ''PIG'' SENSES."}}

* "Then-and only then- will I stop talking to myself."

== ''The Frycook What Came from All That Space'': ==

*

{{quote| '''Dib''': Zim is an alien! Why do I even have to try and prove it this much?!}}

{{quote|'''Dib''': Zim is an alien! Why do I even have to try and prove it this much?!}}

* When Zim is attempting to escape to Earth, singing "Doodey-doo-too-doo-too-TOO-" and is cut short by his vehicle exploding. Trust me, it's much funnier when you hear it.

* Zim not recognizing Sizz-Lor until he puts on his frycook hat.

* The costume Zim is forced to wear.

{{quote| '''Sizz-Lorr:''' Now put on this Happy Shloogor costume and fill the customers with joy!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Sizz-Lorr:''' Now put on this Happy Shloogor costume and fill the customers with joy!

'''Zim:''' But it's full of white hot grease!~~ ~~

'''Zim:''' But it's full of white hot grease!

'''Sizz-Lorr:''' Makes you dance better! }}

* Dib and GIR dancing, accompanied by squeaky noises and the Tallests watching from a video screen in the background.

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== ''The Most Horrible X-mas Ever'': ==

*

{{quote| ''Bow down, bow down''~~ ~~

{{quote|''Bow down, bow down''

''Before the power of Santa''~~ ~~

''Before the power of Santa''

''Or be crushed, be crushed''~~ ~~

''Or be crushed, be crushed''

''By his jolly boots of doom!'' }}

* "I don't get it! Why does Zim want to take over the Earth so BADLY? I mean, what does he have to gain? or to LOOOSE? And the mechanizations of this malfunctioning Santa suit COMPLEEETELY ELUUUUDE ME!"

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== ''Abducted'': ==

*

{{quote| Zim: Now go answer the door.~~ ~~

{{quote|Zim: Now go answer the door.

Gir: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature{{=}}endscreen&NR{{=}}1&v{{=}}aGQBzOFdMog Unintelligible shrieking while monkey noises play in the background]. }}