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{{quote|''"'[[Alanis Morissette|It's like rain on your wedding day]].' Only if you're marrying a weatherman and he set the date."''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg Ed Byrne]'''}}

{{quote|''"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."''|'''Garland Greene''', ''[[~~Con Air (Film)|~~Con Air]]''}}

{{quote|''"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."''|'''Garland Greene''', ''[[Con Air]]''}}

{{quote|''"That's where the actual meaning is the exact opposite of the literal meaning."''|''[[Reality Bites]]''}}

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{{quote|''"Irony: The one form of humor that everyone thinks they understand, when actually no one really does. Truly, it is the cleverest joke ever played on mankind."''|''[[Surviving the World]]'', [http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson618.html Lesson 618]}}

{{quote|''"'The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention'! Now [[This Is Sparta|that! Is! Irony!]]"''|'''Bender''', ''[[~~Futurama (Animation)|~~Futurama]]''}}

{{quote|''"'The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention'! Now [[This Is Sparta|that! Is! Irony!]]"''|'''Bender''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}

{{quote|''"I think it would be ironic if everyone was [[Literal Minded|made of iron]]."''|'''Caboose''', ''[[Red vs. Blue]]''}}

{{quote|''"You say, isn't it terrible about global warming? And I say, no, it's funny. We're going to bring on global warming because we ran too many leaky air conditioners? We used too much spray deodorant, so now we'll be doomed to sweat forever? That's not sad. That's irony. Note to [[Alanis Morissette|Alanis]]: That '''is''' ironic."''|'''Marco''', ''[[~~Animorphs (Literature)|~~Animorphs]] #15: The Escape''}}

{{quote|''"You say, isn't it terrible about global warming? And I say, no, it's funny. We're going to bring on global warming because we ran too many leaky air conditioners? We used too much spray deodorant, so now we'll be doomed to sweat forever? That's not sad. That's irony. Note to [[Alanis Morissette|Alanis]]: That '''is''' ironic."''|'''Marco''', ''[[Animorphs]] #15: The Escape''}}

{{quote|''"Say a diabetic man is worried about being killed by sugar all the time. Every aspect of his life is about controlling his blood sugar so he won't die. This man is killed by a truck. That is not ironic, it is tragic. Killed by a truck delivering sugary doughnuts? That is hysterical, but not ironic. Killed by a truck delivering insulin? That is fucking ironic."''|'''[[George Carlin]]'''}}