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{{quote|''I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrite-butadiene-styrene phalluses.''|[[Alt Text]] from an [[Xkcd]] strip}}
{{quote|''I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrite-butadiene-styrene phalluses.''|[[Alt Text]] from an [[Xkcd]] strip}}


{{quote|''Please spay or neuter your dead squid today.''|''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]]'' Episode 12}}
{{quote|''Please spay or neuter your dead squid today.''|''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?]]'' Episode 12}}


{{quote|'''Nicole:''' Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas!
{{quote|'''Nicole:''' Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas!
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{{quote|''And there was a giant uvula hanging from the ceiling. Which is weird, because crabs don't ''have'' uvulas.''|From a post found on the ''Phineas and Ferb Wiki IRC''}}
{{quote|''And there was a giant uvula hanging from the ceiling. Which is weird, because crabs don't ''have'' uvulas.''|From a post found on the ''Phineas and Ferb Wiki IRC''}}


{{quote|''We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I've given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist. It's a locomotive that runs on US, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, [[The Cape (TV series)|The Cape]] might still find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! [[Harrison Ford]] is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we ARE caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group.''|'''Jeff Winger''', ''[[Community]]''}}
{{quote|''We've known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I've given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they're all different. These drug runners aren't going to execute Pierce because he's racist. It's a locomotive that runs on US, and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury. Because the real bugs aren't the ones in those beds. And there's no such thing as a free Caesar salad and even if there were, [[The Cape (2010 TV series)|The Cape]] might still find a second life on cable, and I'll tell you why: el corazon del agua es verdad. That water is a lie! [[Harrison Ford]] is irradiating our testicles with microwave satelite transmissions. So maybe we ARE caught in and endless cycle of screw ups and hurt feelings, but I choose to believe that this is just the universe's way of molding us into some kind of super group.''|'''Jeff Winger''', ''[[Community]]''}}


{{quote|''I'm gonna eat spaceman paninis with Black Hitler, and there's nothing you can do about it!''|'''Troy Barnes''', ''[[Community]]''}}
{{quote|''I'm gonna eat spaceman paninis with Black Hitler, and there's nothing you can do about it!''|'''Troy Barnes''', ''[[Community]]''}}