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{{quote|''Right now I'm kinda dealing with a war between [[The Republic|regulation-happy Californians,]] [[Expospeak Gag|insular technophile xenophobes]], [[The Empire|and slave-owning, skirtwearing homosexuals.]]''|'''[[Jay Naylor]]'''}} |
{{quote|''Right now I'm kinda dealing with a war between [[The Republic|regulation-happy Californians,]] [[Expospeak Gag|insular technophile xenophobes]], [[The Empire|and slave-owning, skirtwearing homosexuals.]]''|'''[[Jay Naylor]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jamie:''' How are we going to get out of here? |
{{quote|'''Jamie:''' How are we going to get out of here? |
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'''Adam:''' Mars, or 1947? |
'''Adam:''' Mars, or 1947? |
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'''Jamie:''' Both!|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]''}} |
'''Jamie:''' Both!|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e?''|'''Candace''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}} |
{{quote|''Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e?''|'''Candace''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Scott:''' And my escape will be a piece of cake, 'cause nobody's gonna get in the way of a giant mass of angry dogs walking down the street. |
{{quote|'''Scott:''' And my escape will be a piece of cake, 'cause nobody's gonna get in the way of a giant mass of angry dogs walking down the street. |
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'''Rick:''' Especially if it's carrying a urinal.|''[[Basic Instructions]]''}} |
'''Rick:''' Especially if it's carrying a urinal.|''[[Basic Instructions]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Please spay or neuter your dead squid today.''|''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]]'' Episode 12}} |
{{quote|''Please spay or neuter your dead squid today.''|''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]]'' Episode 12}} |
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{{quote|'''Nicole:''' Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas! |
{{quote|'''Nicole:''' Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas! |
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'''Sam:''' I don't want ''you'' to die on a flying building full of ninjas, either! |
'''Sam:''' I don't want ''you'' to die on a flying building full of ninjas, either! |
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(They make out)|''[[Sam and Fuzzy]]''}} |
(They make out)|''[[Sam and Fuzzy]]''}} |
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{{quote|''By the authority granted to me by his imperial majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.''|'''Captain of the Louisa''', ''[[The African Queen]]''}} |
{{quote|''By the authority granted to me by his imperial majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.''|'''Captain of the Louisa''', ''[[The African Queen]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Kanzaki:''' I don't want to see her be raped by machines. |
{{quote|'''Kanzaki:''' I don't want to see her be raped by machines. |
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'''Touma:''' Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it?|''[[To Aru Majutsu no Index]]''}} |
'''Touma:''' Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it?|''[[To Aru Majutsu no Index]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Can '''you''' think inside a chimney? I didn't think so.''|'''Chancellor Puddinghead''' (Pinkie Pie), ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S2 E13 Hearths Warming Eve|"Hearth's Warming Eve"]]}} |
{{quote|''Can '''you''' think inside a chimney? I didn't think so.''|'''Chancellor Puddinghead''' (Pinkie Pie), ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S2 E13 Hearths Warming Eve|"Hearth's Warming Eve"]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Mickey:''' What's a horse doing on a spaceship? |
{{quote|'''Mickey:''' What's a horse doing on a spaceship? |
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'''The Doctor:''' Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Girl in the Fireplace"}} |
'''The Doctor:''' Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Girl in the Fireplace"}} |
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