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== The world presented is a post-apocalyptic version of Earth ==
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* And somewhen after all that Jack went on a killing spree for some reason -- probably involving Jill' death, or may I say, ''execution'' -- and killed all humans. All of them. Whether he killed himself -- and maybe Central -- afterwards, [[User:Pro-Mole]] is not very sure.
** I think it is going along the lines of {{spoiler|Some well meaning human introduced Jack to the concept of God and religion, and that got him thinking his creators as gods. As they created his race. Jill dies, accident, unstable version, disease, whatever. Jack begs the "gods" to fix her. After all, they are God. They can't. So after much angst and possible relationship with Central Jack pulls an Aizen, says there is no God so he'll be God, and begins massacring the false gods, i.e. humans.}}
* Also, all humans, {{spoiler|with an obvious exception}}, went to Heaven. That's why we didn't see them anymore, we don't get to see Heaven that often do we?
** Or alternatively, there's a different part of each afterlife just for humans.
** Or there are several billion humans in hell, but by now so much time has elapsed since the creation of furries that their souls outnumber the humans so hevily humanity is a tiny, invisable minority in the afterlife with the one exeption of Kane.
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== The series takes place after the rise of the Great Old Ones ==
And in an alternate universe. When the Great Old Ones awoke and began to annihilate everything, one of the Elder Gods (God) created a hidden universe of their own. After spending thousands of years in darkness, either from mourning or fear of discovery, God creates the angels, and then [
* Humans were created first, and followed their own path as God let them. When they created the furries and then set the earth back to the stone age, God manipulated the furries into following the paths of the humans from the original universe, just for old time's sake.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20131113015334/http://www.pholph.com/strip.php?id=5
* Explained away in "sever the anger" with whats either a [[Hand Wave]] or [[Fridge Brilliance]] {{spoiler|When Jack earned his place in hell by wipping out humanity, it did so much damage to God's plan for the universe God had to reset history and start over from scratch with furries, regardless of the damage to the timeline. God's attempts to get history back on the same track as before explains the furry Sampson, the WW! and veitnam veterens, and the fact furries died in thier own version of 9/11.}}
== There's still a lot of humans in the afterlife, but they're segregated from furries by both God and Satan. ==
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== Jack wiped out humanity by causing [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Instrumentality]]. ==
First of all, let's consider just how unlikely it is that Jack alone could have killed 7 billion people. So he joined forces with SEELE, who managed to get Rei to merge with Lillith, kicking off instrumentality, reducing humanity to Tang. God saw what was done, and caused the furries to repeat human history, but also noticed that one human boy survived. Shinji Ikari, floating in EVA-01 in space. Out of mercy, God opened up a wormhole to another Earth that existed in that universe, and granted Shinji immortality, and formidable divine and psychic powers. Upon landing on that Earth, Shinji noticed how primitive the humans living there were, and begins to teach them - after recovering from shock, of course - and eventually he also becomes more masculine. Millennia pass, and humanity spreads to the stars, before collapsing into a new dark age. Shinji plans to fight this by creating genetically-engineered super-soldiers, the Space Marines, and their Primarchs, after crowning himself Emperor. The Horus Heresy happens, Shinji is wired up to the Golden Throne, and the general setting for [[Warhammer
== Some humans survived. ==
They somehow got sent to a duplicate of Earth in the distant past, and eventually evolved into another species, [[Half Life: Full Life Consequences|humens]].
== Humans weren't first. ==
They were, in turn, created by another race, Earth's original masters and (perhaps) the direct children of God. Unlike their creation, humanity, they'd developed extraterrestrial travel by the time their creation rebelled. Sensing that victory was too likely, they left the rebels stranded on their mudball, assuming they'd never have to deal with their vengeful children again. They were right. Their ''grandchildren,'' on the other hand...
== Once upon a time, the wings of angels weren't feathered, but insectoid. ==
* Despite what you might think, God never forgot her original creation. She changed her form to match the newest incarnation of her progeny, yes... but she never did change her eyes.
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