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{{quote|'' 'L's and 'R's: It's a 50/50 [[Cricket|bat (sic)]] and they ALWAYS get it wrong!.''|'''[[Stephen Fry]]''', ''[[Quite Interesting|QI]]''}}
{{quote|''"You must understand, Mr Lucas, that this man is Japanese and he has difficulty getting his [[Double Entendre|tongue round his r's]]"''|'''Captain Peacock''', ''[[Are You Being Served?
Whele a joke is made about plonouncing "R's" and "L's" incollectry in Japanese, or othel plonunciations.
When this trope is used, the letters are often reversed where the sounds they are making are not ones that would cause that
There is some truth to this: Japanese has neither English R nor English L - it has a sound that might be best described as a combination between an R and L,<ref>physiologically this sound does exist in English but for psychological reasons sounds quite different: it's the alevolar tap used to make the quick 't' or 'd' sounds in words like "better" or "rider".</ref>
Also applied to other [[All Asians Are Alike|Asians]] - even if the accent doesn't fit (though Chinese are prone to r/l mistakes as well), or with exaggerated accents of their own.
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The Japanese R can also occasionally sound to English-speakers like a D (specifically, the "tap" that replaces unstressed /t/ and /d/ in North American and Australian English), but not much seems to be made of this in media.
Involved in some cases of [[Spell My Name
There is one more problem like this - "V" is replaced with "B".
Ret's keep the obvious and numelous erectolar jokes to a minimum, sharr we?
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== [[Advertising|Adveltising]] ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKxWQCs3f0 An old Jell-O commercial] from the 50s shows a Chinese baby trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks while the narrator speaks Japanese Ranguage. This is a good demonstration of the trope applied to Chinese accents: all the R's become L's, but the L's are untouched (it's not Jerr-O).
* A Japanese commercial for Jelly Beans (cell phones, not the candy) was accompanied by a song about... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPH4NI7EFh8 Jerry Beans].
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* Luchia and Rina from ''[[Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch]]'' are sometimes called Ruchia and Lina.
** Madame Butterfly has had her real name transliterated as "Lanuha," "Ranfa," and others.
* In the ''[[Samurai Champloo]]'' episode "Baseball Blues", the interpreter Doubleday talks like this. Like everything else in the episode, it's played for comedy.
* The opening credits of ''[[Slayers]] NEXT'' feature a map where the city of Seyruun is spelled "Sailoon"
** [[Spell My Name
** This is actually the proper spelling, as the name of the nation is meant to reference the similarities between Amelia and [[Sailor Moon]].
** Then, of course, in the second episode of ''Try'', Amelia's fist reads "HUNGLY" in one frame.
* ''[[Durarara!!]]'' subbers often accidentally put "Dulalala" on the title in the opening sequence.
** That's actually sort of correct. The title refers to Celty, a Dullahan, so spelling it ''Durarara'' is itself an example of this.
** It's ''also'' supposed to be the onomatopoeia for the sound of a motorcycle ("[[The Enigma of Amigara Fault|Drrrr]]"), so it's basically an untranslatable pun that would be "incorrect" either way.
* There's a fair chance that
** At least one fansub of ''[[One Piece]]'' pronounces the town of A'''''l'''''abasta as A'''''r'''''abasta.
** It was explicitly used in some fansubs, where she called herself Kallen when referring to her English bloodline, and Karen to Japanese.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VjSfnhCNm8 According to] [[Crispin Freeman]], [[Word of God|Hirano himself]] confirmed (after the series had concluded) that "Alucard" is the correct spelling. The anime directors simply didn't know what they were talking about.
** Is a bit more complicated than that: "Alucard" from Castlevania fame predates Hellsing and the author wanted to avoid any legal issues, so in his characteristic [[Obfuscating Stupidity]] he let the name spelling be wrong and the fans to figure it out. It is even [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] by some antagonist (something about the lines of "I don't care if your name is Alucard or Arucardo")
* This trope, combined with the Japanese confusion between 'B' and 'V', led to [[Norse Mythology|Verthandi]] becoming [[Ah! My Goddess
* A recurring instance of this comes in many [[Mecha]] series, where the giant robots' heads-up displays will read "ROCK ON" instead of "LOCK ON". Banpresto included a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment of this in the [[Game Boy Advance]] ''[[Super Robot Wars]]'' games, where [[Gundam Wing|Wing Gundam Zero]]'s targeting display says "ROCK" on the left side...and "[[Rock N Roll|N ROLL]]" on the right.
** The anime series for the second ''[[Super Robot Wars Original Generation]]'' game seems to be turning this into a running gag, as the term "ROCK ON" appears twice within the first four episodes. Then again, if "AN ERROR" is any indication, it may be a legitimate mistake.
*** The anime is directed by Masami Obari, who also gave us [[Gravion|STATUS CLITICAL]], so yeah.
* Speaking of mecha, an infamous Japanese scan claimed the [[Heavy Metal L
* The late 70s anime ''Captain Future'' was adapted from an American pulp science-fiction series. Unfortunately, these American roots were [[Did Not Do the Research|unknown to or ignored by]] the makers of the German dub, resulting in pseudo-English character names re-translated from Japanese: female sidekick John Randall turns into Joan Landor, Marshall Ezra Gurney becomes Ezella Garnie, and [[Arch Enemy]] Ul Quorn goes by the name of Vul Kuolun.
* No one is quite sure if Ling Yao's bodyguard is [[Spell My Name
* In [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]], there is a monster called Jerry Beans Man. Because he is a green jeLLy bean, one can only wonder......
* ''[[Vampire Hunter D]]'' gives us the term "dunpeal", which is what happens when the word "[[Dhampyr]]" is subjected to this trope.
* The heroine of [[Gunsmith Cats]] is named Rally / Larry Vincent.
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* Need we mention Ravi/Labi/Rabi/Lavi from [[D/Gray-Man]]? Even the official publishers don't know how to translate this guy's name!
* On the same note, Maito Guy/Might Guy/Mighty Guy/Maito Gai/[[Accidental Innuendo|Mighty Gay]] from [[Naruto]].
* In ''[[
* The Funimation dub of ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'' gives this, naturally, to Japan. And seems to make a point of giving him the opportunity to exclaim "I can't berieve zis!"
* The B-V version of this trope is probably the reason [[Black Lagoon]]'s female lead is nicknamed "Revy." "Reby" would be a more natural shortening of "Rebecca," but "Revy" is the official translation for some reason. Possibly because it looks and sounds cooler. "Levy" also crops up in some translations.
* ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam
* In ''[[The Cat Returns]]'', the ''animators'', not characters, made the mistake of confusing "r" with "l". The flags in the location where Haru visits before finding the Cat Bureau, also appearing just before the ending credits, switch between saying "Cross Roads" and "Cross Loads".
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* The [[Trope Namer]] is a [[Silver Age]]-era ''[[Flash]]'' comic (seen above) where Barry Allen goes to Japan and is greeted as "Barry Arren-san." The [[Clue From Ed]] said that the it came from "Difficurty of pronouncing "L's" in [https://web.archive.org/web/20120503070116/http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=30%3Aframes-and-panels-index&id=827%3Adude-doesnt-even-look-japanese&Itemid=33 Japanese Ranguage]"
* Used in an even more insane and racist and insanely racist way with Egg Fu and Dr Yes, the Oriental Eggheads who frequently try to capture [[Wonder Woman]] in their Diabolical Moustahce Trap.
* The ''[[Donald Duck]]'' cartoon "Donald Applecore", after Donald winds up accidentally [[Digging to China]].
* Voltaire's (not ''that'' [[Voltaire]]) comic ''Deady Big in Japan'' features this, for the most part in lieu of actually speaking Japanese. It even lampshades it, when they refer to a "Escuratuh Attendent" and the bottom says "Escalator Attendant, for those who don't speak Japanese". Of course, he's pretty good about getting the accent right, instead of just replacing Ls and Rs, still.
* ''[[American Born Chinese]]'' is a graphic novel by Gene Luen Yang that features Chin-Kee, a hollibel Chinese steleotype who tarks rike this.
* Every Asian in ''[[Mortadelo Y Filemon]]'' (And most stuff from Spain for that matter) speaks with the "L in place of R" variety, regardless of their country of origin. Then again, they look so [[Ethnic Scrappy|racistically caricaturesque]] it's almost fitting.
== [[Fan
* Inverted in the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' fan fic ''[[Drunkard's Walk|Drunkard's Walk S: Heart of Steel]]'' -- when Doug realizes that Luna is using a subtly different phoneme for the "L/R" sound in "sera" ("sailor") than Japanese uses, it's one of his first clues that she's ''not'' saying the English loanword, but a homophonous word from the language of the Silver Millennium.
== [[Film|Firm]] ==
* Kim Jong-Il in ''[[Team America: World Police]]'' talks like this, as emphasized in his song "I'm so ronery".
* ''[[A Christmas Story]]'': "Tis the season to be jorry. Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra, ra, ra"
** May be a [[Lampshading]], since the old Asian man immediately yells at them, "Not 'ra-ra-ra-ra' -- falalalala!", and gives up when they fail to get it right.
** They may have been simply jerking their boss's chain for the Parker family's amusement. They do immediately switch to another L-heavy carol, rather than something else.
* [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]'s movie ''[[UHF (
* Referenced in ''[[Lost in Translation (
* ''[[Back to The Future Part II]]'': In 2015, Marty McFly is shown to be working for a Mr. [[As Long
* Invoked intentionally by the Chinese Uncle Benny in ''[[Lethal Weapon 4]]'': "That's ''fried rice,'' you plick!"
* A plot point in ''[[Chinatown]]''. "Bad for glass".
* ''[[The Last Samurai]]'' has Algren's new hosts struggling to pronounce his surname.
== [[Literature|Ritelatule]] ==
* In ''[[Good Omens]]'', Newt Pulsifer has a car called a Wasabi, an early example of Japanese car manufacturing. And it talks, and actually shoehorns Ls and Rs in where neither belongs:
{{quote|"Prease to frasten sleat-bert."}}
* [[Robert Anton Wilson]]'s ''Schroedinger's Cat'' trilogy has a character who gives an impassioned pre-hanging speech with all the Ls and Rs swapped.
* [[The Destroyer|Remo Williams]] did this to intentionally anger his master Chiun, even though there's no indication Sinanju shares Japanese linguistic patterns.
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* Henry Beard's ''Latin for All Occasions'' is basically a phrasebook for those times when you need to speak classical Latin. For times when you're in a Chinese restaurant, he helpfully translates "Do you have 'flied lice'? Ha ha ha!" as "Habesne olyziam flictam? Hae hae hae!"
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* ''[[The Odd Couple]]'': The boys befriend a Chinese wrestler (Jack Soo) who brings Felix and Oscar Jewish takeout- "chopped river", "rox" and "bager and cleam cheese".
* ''[[Seinfeld]]'': Jerry's girlfriend, Donna Chang (who changed her last name from "Changstein" and is from Long Island and very occidental), says "ridicurous".
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** In the "China" episode of ''Giles Wemmbley Hogg Goes Off'', Giles attempts the same joke, which the waiter interprets literally and starts apologising for profusely, whilst Giles feebly explains what he was trying to do.
* [[Jasper Carrott]] did a routine referencing this about how if a group of British people go to any far-eastern restaurant somebody in the group will impersonate the waiter too loudly "Flied lice, ha ha ha! As if he's deaf! He gets it every night of his life. He goes straight to the kitchen and pisses in the soup, it's your own fault!"
* In an episode of ''[[Are You Being Served?
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* ''[[
* One episode of ''[[Have I Got News for You]]'' had a joke featuring this, resulting to one of the panellists complaining about "razy lacism".
** The Dutch version, after an item about an escalator being stolen in China, had a pun featuring this. Sadly, it doesn't work in English.
* In the pilot of ''[[Modern Family]]'', Mitchell and Cam introduce their adopted Vietnamese daughter, who they've named Lily. Dimbulb Phil thinks she'll have trouble saying that name.
== [[Music]] ==
* The [[DragonForce]] [[Gag Dub]] video "Herman Li is Cool" exaggerates Herman's accent by making him speak like this.
* The final gig of [[X Japan]]'s 2010 North American Tour happened to be located at the Roseland Ballroom in [[Big Applesauce|New York City.]] [[Yoshiki Hayashi]] had to talk about this in a promotional clip. The result? ROWSWAND BAWWROOM, MOTHERFUCKER!
* [[Gackt]]'s recent tour is named YELLOW FRIED CHICKENz. Or, as Gackt calls it, "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lQLW7D95Zo YELLOW FLIED CHICKINZ]."
** Fans have started referring to the concert as "[[Memetic Mutation|Yellow Fudge Cakes]]" after Gackt's...''interesting'' pronunciation.
* [[Rucka Rucka Ali]] (pronounced in the song as "Rucka Rucka Ari") is intentionally making fun of the various Asian stereotypes in "Ching Chang Chong".
* [[The Kingston Trio]]'s 1958 recording "Coplas" includes the following [[Spoken Word in Music|spoken word passage]] in a vaguely "Japanese" accent as an alleged translation of one of the original Spanish verses:
{{quote|Ah so. You are surprise I speak your language. You see, I was educated in your country... at [[w:University of California, Los Angeles|U.C.R.A.]]}}
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* The NFL blog "Kissing Suzy Kolber" does this with their fictionalized Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward (an Korean-African American) character.
== [[Newspaper Comics|Newspapel Comics]] ==
* There's a ''[[The Wizard of Id]]'' strip where a stereotypical Asian person gets tossed into the prison, and strikes up a conversation with perennial inmate Spook. He remarks that he's hungry, and would "rike big dish of flied lice". Spook tells him the food's bad enough already, don't go giving them ideas...
== [[Oral Tradition|Olar Tladition]], [[Folklore|Forkrole]], Myths and Regends ==
* Japan has a particular fondness for the Dullahan, an Irish legendary spirit who's similar to the Headless Horseman. However, there's a tendency to mistranslate its name back as ''Durahan.'' The ''[[Dragon Quest]]'' series and ''[[Monster Rancher]]'' are among the series to bear Durahans where they realy should have Dullahans.
** [[Vagrant Story]] uses both spellings inconsistently, depending on whether you're fighting the Dullahan or looking him up in the bestiary.
*** Also, check the ''[[Durarara!!]]'' example in the Anime/Manga section.
== [[Periodicals|Peliodicars]] ==
* ''Official [[PlayStation]] Magazine'' featured a fake Japanese game contest commentator who employed this trope. As a joke, he once denied being one of the writers in a "lacist" persona.
* In a ''[[Cracked]] Mazagine'' spoof of ''Black Sheep Squadron'' many years ago ([http://www.comics.org/issue/250505/#688988 #144 probably]), Capt. Boyington is disguised as a Japanese person. He gets almost found out at one point, being asked, "Are you sure you're Japanese?" To which he replied, "Of course. Didn't you notice I'm reversing my Rs and Ls?"
== [[Radio|Ladio]] ==
* In [[Bill Bryson]]'s BBC radio series about the English language "Journeys In English", one of his guests, a well-spoken Japanese university lecturer living in England, while speaking about the problems for any Japanese learning English still says "plonunciation" and "my Engrish sometimes causes some probrems".
== [[Recorded and Stand Up Comedy|Lecolded and Stand Up Comedy]] ==
* Used frequently in stand-up acts, particularly that of John Pinette, when talking about a Japanese family wanting to see "[[Free Willy]]". [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDSZkQvuXU Hilarity ensues.]
== [[Theatre|Theatel]] ==
* Christmas Eve speaks like this in ''[[Avenue Q]]'', plus idiosyncratic grammar. Her pronunciation of "recyclables" as something along the lines of "lee-psych-er-a-burrs" is incomprehensible to anyone but her husband. One of her songs is "The More You Ruv Someone (The More You Wanna Kirrem)."
** Steleotypicer, but rike she says, "Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist!"
* Used for a joke in "Gliding Through My Memoree" from ''[[Flower Drum Song]]'', with an obviously Asian girl being passed off as Irish:
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'''"Irish" Girl''': Ellin go blah. }}
== [[Video Games]] ==
* Rin and Len from ''[[Vocaloid]]'' are sometimes mistaken for Lin and Ren. Luka is also sometimes called Ruka.
** Miriam's genderbend is called William. In English, the two names don't seem to rhyme (genderbend names are usually supposed to rhyme with their real counterparts), but since the Japanese pronounce Miriam ''"miriamu"'' and William ''"uiriamu"'', they do actually rhyme.
* ''[[Shadow Hearts]]'' has the problem of translator turning all R's into L's, and all B's into V's. There's a character called Halley - didn't it occur to anyone on the translation team that his name might be Harry?
** ''[[Persona 2]]: Eternal Punishment'' has the same problem with a spell: Lily's Jail or Release Jail?
* [[Truth in Television]]: The endings to many Japanese-developed video games of the '80s and '90s managed to misspell "congratulations" along these lines. "Congraturation" was probably the most common, perhaps most famously in ''Stop The Express'' and ''[[Ghosts
** ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' for the Master System, while generally better than the NES game, had Gozer's name transliterated as "Gorza".
** Similarly, ''[[Samurai Shodown]] 4'' <s>conglaturated</s> <s>congraturated</s> congratulated the battle winner with a message of "VICTOLY!"
** ''[[The King of Fighters]]'': "Laund bun! Lady... Goh!"
** Also crops up in anime sometimes, though a little differently. On more than one occasion screens had announced missile lock with '[http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/337493/cap-engrish-g_gundam-gundam-gundam_rose-mecha-rang Rock On],' unintentionally invoking [[The Power of Rock|a different trope]] at the same time.
*** Video games have done that too: in one of the ''[[Mega Man (
** An interesting example exists in [[Guilty Gear]], where the special blocking technique that avoids chip damage but uses up the super bar can be transliterated as Faultless Defense or Fortress Defense, both of which describe the technique accurately. Also, a variant of an [[Animation Cancel]] move that requires super bar energy can be either False Roman Cancel (False because it resembles the real one but uses half as much energy) or Force Roman Cancel (an FRC can always be used, even if your attack misses, while a regular RC can only be used if you make contact).
*** Arc System Works apparently likes puns based on this trope, considering that [[
* The name ''[[Gradius]]'' was a transriteration of "Gladius". In the arcade version of ''[[
** Some sources call the fourth boss of ''Gradius IV'' "Belial", while the manual for the [[
** And Lord British / Road British in ''Salamander / Life Force''.
* ''[[Cooking Mama]]''
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* ''[[Kirby]]'' fans familiar with the early games may know a recurring miniboss character named Mr. Frosty, an ice cube-throwing walrus. The localization staff for ''Kirby & the Amazing Mirror'' must not have been so familiar, as the character was dubbed Mr. '''Flosty'''.
* In the NES version of ''[[Double Dragon]]'', the name Roper is romanized into "Lopar" in the manual.
* [[Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots|Didyourikeit?]]
** [[Memetic Mutation|!]]
** Speaking of ''[[Metal Gear]]'', the main heroine in the MSX version of ''[[Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake]]'' is named "Horry". Later releases of the game spells it "Holly".
** And in a strange aversion, in ''[[Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty]]'' [http://kotaku.com/5844190/what-osama-bin-laden-and-metal-gear-solid-have-in-common Kojima confirmed] that the spelling/writing of Raiden's name was changed so that this would not transliterate his name into (bin) Laden, as the game was released shortly after September 11, 2001.
* ''[[Touhou]] 12.8: Fairy Wars'' has one of the more amusing instances of this, as the accompanying English translation for the final battle music with the intended [[Title Drop]] is written as "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuK87fEVg0I Faily Wars]".
* ''Air Gallet'': "Air ''Garrett'', blows your socks off!"
* An engrish mistranslation resulted in one of the bosses in ''[[Devil May Cry]]'', Nero Angelo (Black Angel in Italian), being referred to as Nelo Angelo.
** Similarly, the fourth game has a demon named Berial, rather than Belial.
* ''[[
* In the international version of ''[[
* Origami Kid in ''[[Comic Jumper]]''.
* The early ''[[
* ''Vowels'' are not exempt from this in Japanese, most especially the 'u' as pronounced in words like "bug" or "slug". In every ''[[Dragon Quest]]'' game prior to VIII, Bubble Slimes were referred to as Babbles. In ''[[
* ''[[Metroid]]'': Although "Varia" does [[Your Mileage May Vary|(depending, of course, on the player)]] evoke a certain sense of endurance and versatility appropriate to the armor upgrade's effect, if it had been transliterated as ''"barrier"'', it might have made a bit more sense ("b" and "v" can be transliterated interchangeably, and as alluded to in the description, an "-er" ending can be approximated by an extended "a" or "ah" sound).
* There is a Famicom game titled ''The Triathron''.
* ''[[The Very Big Cave Adventure]]'' includes a sub-game based on Space Invaders, which plays with this trope. Repeating a move gets rewarded with "Kabloot! Your ship is destloyed!" and winning yields "Congratulations! You have defeated arien invaders."
== [[Web Original|Web Oliginar]] ==
* On [[Nigahiga]], Hanate (played by Ryan) from "How to be Ninja" and "Skitzo" speaks with this accent.
* In [[Greek Ninja]], both Kana and Yamauchi-sensei say "haro" instead of "hello" when they first speak.
* Phonetic transliteration from a Western alphabet to Japanese characters can introduce such discrepancies. [https://uncyclopedia.ca Uncyclopedia] phonetically might be [[Uncyclopedia|アンサイクロペディア]] which, when transliterated back, sounds like "[https://ansaikuropedia.org Ansaikuropedia]".
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* Kiyoshi's father from ''[[Chugworth Academy]]''. This is the least of his problems, however.
* Nute Gunray in ''[[Darths and Droids]]''.
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* Heiwa from ''[[
== [[Western Animation|Westeln Animation]] ==
* In one episode of ''[[Frisky Dingo]]'', Grace Ryan goes undercover as a Japanese woman and takes it [[Up to Eleven]] with this trope, actually replacing her L's with W's more than R's.
* There was an extended joke in ''[[Drawn Together]]'' about this and driving, with a quote going something like:
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** Ling-Ling actually pronounces his name "Wring-Wring" consistently throughout the series. (Which makes you think: [[Fridge Logic|Is he mispronouncing his own name, or is it really "Ring-Ring" but incorrectly romanized?]]) And in that same driving episode, his driving test's eye examination chart contains nothing but L's, all of which he pronounces "R".
* There's also the local Chinese restaurant in [[South Park]], the [[Unfortunate Names|'Shitty Wok']] (City Wok)
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** Also done in the appropriately-named episode "The Chinese P'''r'''ob'''r'''em", where [[Jerkass|Cartman]] and Butters are infiltrating PF Chang's to find out the Chinese invasion plans. Cartman instructs Butters that all he needs to do is squint and say "Herro, prease" to pass off as a Chinaman. Needless to say, the real Chinese people aren't impressed.
== [[Other
* Jokes:
** Two-part joke:
{{quote|Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Eileen]].
Q: What do you call a ''Japanese'' woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Irene. }}
** What do you call Lady Gaga's [[Oireland|Irish]]-Japanese stepsister? - [[Queen|Rady O'Gaga]].
*** Given the information in that link, does this deserve some sort of [[Reciprocal Trope]] trope?
** A Greek man loves going to a certain Chinese restaurant and asking what the special is. The special is ''always'' fried rice, and he loves hearing the waiter say "flied lice" - it makes the Greek laugh and laugh. The waiter HATES this, and is horribly embarrassed by it. When the Greek has to leave town for a month on business the waiter works with a speech therapist and tries hard. When the Greek came back and asked what the special was, the waiter said "The special today is ''f'''r'''ied '''r'''ice''. How's THAT, you clazy Gleek??"
** There were three men working for a construction contractor, two Americans and a Japanese man, and the contractor told the first American to dig out a hole to lay a concrete foundation, and the second American to mix the concrete, and the Japanese man to go out and get the necessary supplies to dig the hole. He comes back the next day, and sees that no progress has been made, so he goes to the man who was supposed to lay the concrete and starts yelling at him, but he says "It's not my fault, the other guy never dug the hole, so I couldn't lay the concrete." The contractor goes to the other man and yells at him, but he says "It's not my fault, the Japanese guy never got me the digging equipment." Annoyed, the contractor looks for the Japanese man, but he is nowhere to be found. Frustrated, he sits down, and suddenly the Japanese man pops out and yells "SUPPRISE!"
** A Japanese woman goes to an eye doctor. The doctor tells her, "I'm sorry, but you have a bad cataract." The woman says, "No, not cataract. Is Rincoln Continental!"
== [[Real Life|Lear Rife]] ==
* In [[WW2]], this was also used as a shibboleth. If an American unit spotted someone claiming to be Filipino, they would ask him to say "Lolapalooza"; if they said "roraparooza", they were shot.
* Used for humor in the title of [http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR02070/ this track] from [[OverClocked Remix]].
* When Douglas MacArthur was considering running for President, a sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo read: "We pray for MacArthur's erection."
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[[Category:Language Tropes]]
[[Category:Japanese Ranguage]]
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