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* [[Ambiguously Gay]]:
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]:
** As far as Peanut is concerned, Jeff and Guitar Guy.
** As far as Peanut is concerned, Jeff and Guitar Guy.
{{quote| '''Peanut''': "Which one of you is the girl, the one with the guitar, or the one who has the dolls?"}}
{{quote|'''Peanut''': "Which one of you is the girl, the one with the guitar, or the one who has the dolls?"}}
** {{spoiler|AJ, Achmed's son}}
** {{spoiler|AJ, Achmed's son}}
* [[Audience Participation]]:
* [[Audience Participation]]:
** During one of his televised events, an audience member named Mike gets up and walks out (to use the bathroom) ''in the middle of the show''. The audience ragging on him was a given, but Jeff and Walter -- ''especially'' Walter -- really let him have it.
** During one of his televised events, an audience member named Mike gets up and walks out (to use the bathroom) ''in the middle of the show''. The audience ragging on him was a given, but Jeff and Walter -- ''especially'' Walter -- really let him have it.
{{quote| '''Walter''': Welcome back, dumbass!}}
{{quote|'''Walter''': Welcome back, dumbass!}}
** In one blooper, Peanut's hair falls off during the show. Ignoring the reaction of Peanut ("I look like ''that guy''", pointing to a bald audience member), Peanut (Jeff in tow) then goes down and ''hugs'' said audience member... then offers to sell him his hair.
** In one blooper, Peanut's hair falls off during the show. Ignoring the reaction of Peanut ("I look like ''that guy''", pointing to a bald audience member), Peanut (Jeff in tow) then goes down and ''hugs'' said audience member... then offers to sell him his hair.
** In yet another blooper, Jeff accidentally lets go of Walter enough that his hands fall down from their normal crossed arm position. Since this is going on one of his DVDs, he shouts out "Edit" to mark it and then Walter just goes [[Off the Rails]]. During all this, Jeff forgets where he was in his act, and someone in the audience tries to help. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Mistake!]]
** In yet another blooper, Jeff accidentally lets go of Walter enough that his hands fall down from their normal crossed arm position. Since this is going on one of his DVDs, he shouts out "Edit" to mark it and then Walter just goes [[Off the Rails]]. During all this, Jeff forgets where he was in his act, and someone in the audience tries to help. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Mistake!]]
{{quote| '''Walter''': Excuse me, do the tickets say Jeff, his Friends, and the drunken asshole in the back? Me thinks not! Shut the hell up! Bastard! Three hundred million sperm, ''that'''s the one that got through!?}}
{{quote|'''Walter''': Excuse me, do the tickets say Jeff, his Friends, and the drunken asshole in the back? Me thinks not! Shut the hell up! Bastard! Three hundred million sperm, ''that'''s the one that got through!?}}
** And then Jeff honestly forgets where he is in the act, and they have to ask the guy to help again.
** And then Jeff honestly forgets where he is in the act, and they have to ask the guy to help again.
** In several shows, the audience has helped Jeff deliver lines for Bubba J, occasionally delivering the entire routine.
** In several shows, the audience has helped Jeff deliver lines for Bubba J, occasionally delivering the entire routine.
{{quote| '''Bubba J''': Is it bad when your audience know your act better than you?<br />
{{quote|'''Bubba J''': Is it bad when your audience know your act better than you?
'''Bubba J''': This is like a weird version of church! }}
'''Bubba J''': This is like a weird version of church! }}
** In a recent show starting his new material, someone in the front row walked up to go to the Bathroom and Walter let her have it, asking what her job was. (Administrator for a locating firm) Then throughout the show, [[Running Gag|he worked it into the routine]].
** In a recent show starting his new material, someone in the front row walked up to go to the Bathroom and Walter let her have it, asking what her job was. (Administrator for a locating firm) Then throughout the show, [[Running Gag|he worked it into the routine]].
* [[Big Screwed-Up Family]]: Implied in the background. Peanut often is telling stories of adventures he and Jose Jalapeno have shared in the background - Walter and Achmed (and anyone else who would add to the story) are mentioned as if they are along, too.
* [[Big Screwed-Up Family]]: Implied in the background. Peanut often is telling stories of adventures he and Jose Jalapeno have shared in the background - Walter and Achmed (and anyone else who would add to the story) are mentioned as if they are along, too.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: During the ''Sparks of Insanity'' special, Jeff does a bit of traditional stand-up, and talks about his life and his daughters.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: During the ''Sparks of Insanity'' special, Jeff does a bit of traditional stand-up, and talks about his life and his daughters.
{{quote| '''Jeff:''' And Kenna, uh, seems to be... I don't know. She got some sort of real twisted sense of humor. [[Blatant Lies|We have no idea where she got that from.]]}}
{{quote|'''Jeff:''' And Kenna, uh, seems to be... I don't know. She got some sort of real twisted sense of humor. [[Blatant Lies|We have no idea where she got that from.]]}}
* [[Brick Joke]]: Suicide Bomber Chicken, sort of. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. Also, the hand lotion, the Prius, and "Sa Nata A Na is Hell" bits.
* [[Brick Joke]]: Suicide Bomber Chicken, sort of. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. Also, the hand lotion, the Prius, and "Sa Nata A Na is Hell" bits.
** Peanut brought the lotion up in an entirely different special.
** Peanut brought the lotion up in an entirely different special.
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* [[Butt Monkey]]:
* [[Butt Monkey]]:
** Jeff to the rest of his puppets, for any number of reasons, including his powder-blue Prius, his {{spoiler|ex-}}wife's "yippy chihuahua", and his sexual prowess... not to mention the lotion thing.
** Jeff to the rest of his puppets, for any number of reasons, including his powder-blue Prius, his {{spoiler|ex-}}wife's "yippy chihuahua", and his sexual prowess... not to mention the lotion thing.
{{quote| '''Jeff''': My wife calls me "The Hurricane!"<br />
{{quote|'''Jeff''': My wife calls me "The Hurricane!"
'''Walter''': Oh, I get it! Exciting at first but it ends in disaster! }}
'''Walter''': Oh, I get it! Exciting at first but it ends in disaster! }}
** The Guitar Guy, so much.
** The Guitar Guy, so much.
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* [[Character Development]]: Peanut especially. Contrast [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWERNT33Vo this old Peanut] with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM the modern one.]
* [[Character Development]]: Peanut especially. Contrast [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VWERNT33Vo this old Peanut] with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM the modern one.]
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: There's a ''lot'' more profanity in live shows than on the specials. Peanut and Walter in particular curse frequently.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: There's a ''lot'' more profanity in live shows than on the specials. Peanut and Walter in particular curse frequently.
{{quote| '''Peanut:''' ''(to Guitar Guy)'' He thinks this is all real... We're making a shitload of money off of this, don't fuck it up!}}
{{quote|'''Peanut:''' ''(to Guitar Guy)'' He thinks this is all real... We're making a shitload of money off of this, don't fuck it up!}}
* [[Companion Cube]]: Parodied and [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] whenever the puppets (especially Peanut) [[No Fourth Wall|point out they're... well...]] [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|puppets.]]
* [[Companion Cube]]: Parodied and [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] whenever the puppets (especially Peanut) [[No Fourth Wall|point out they're... well...]] [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|puppets.]]
{{quote| '''Peanut''': I'm a real boy!}}
{{quote|'''Peanut''': I'm a real boy!}}
* [[Corpsing]]: One bit where Achmed tells the audience how his life (that is, the "life" he has after dying) pretty much sucked. He went to the doctor one day because he thought he had scoliosis, so the doctor recommends an X-ray, which is completely pointless because Achmed is a skeleton. This causes a bit of corpsing (you can definitely hear the strain in Jeff's voice as he tries to do Achmed's voice without laughing). Achmed's story then goes on to say that he thinks he has polio too, and the strain of trying to keep a straight face catches up to Jeff, causing him to ask Achmed about "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW_BrgXJ2k4 poliosis]", causing Guitar Guy to just give up the act and start laughing, and Jeff tries his darnedest to hide his laughing, covering his mouth with his hand and shouting "Don't look at me!"
* [[Corpsing]]: One bit where Achmed tells the audience how his life (that is, the "life" he has after dying) pretty much sucked. He went to the doctor one day because he thought he had scoliosis, so the doctor recommends an X-ray, which is completely pointless because Achmed is a skeleton. This causes a bit of corpsing (you can definitely hear the strain in Jeff's voice as he tries to do Achmed's voice without laughing). Achmed's story then goes on to say that he thinks he has polio too, and the strain of trying to keep a straight face catches up to Jeff, causing him to ask Achmed about "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW_BrgXJ2k4 poliosis]", causing Guitar Guy to just give up the act and start laughing, and Jeff tries his darnedest to hide his laughing, covering his mouth with his hand and shouting "Don't look at me!"
** Achmed: "[[That's What She Said|That's what she said.]]"
** Achmed: "[[That's What She Said|That's what she said.]]"
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* [[Didn't Think This Through]]: In ''A Very Special Christmas Special'', Achmed slams Jeff for giving him phlegm without an esophagus with this exact line.
* [[Didn't Think This Through]]: In ''A Very Special Christmas Special'', Achmed slams Jeff for giving him phlegm without an esophagus with this exact line.
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: Achmed's death:
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: Achmed's death:
{{quote| '''Achmed:''' I had a premature detonation. I set the timer for thirty minutes, but it went off in four seconds. ''(to Jeff)'' You know what that's like, ''right''? ''[[Brick Joke|MR. HURRICANE?]]''}}
{{quote|'''Achmed:''' I had a premature detonation. I set the timer for thirty minutes, but it went off in four seconds. ''(to Jeff)'' You know what that's like, ''right''? ''[[Brick Joke|MR. HURRICANE?]]''}}
** Also, a knock-knock joke by Achmed is told in two separate specials.
** Also, a knock-knock joke by Achmed is told in two separate specials.
{{quote| In "Spark of Insanity":<br />
{{quote|In "Spark of Insanity":
'''Achmed:''' Knock, knock.<br />
'''Achmed:''' Knock, knock.
'''Jeff:''' Who's there?<br />
'''Jeff:''' Who's there?
'''Achmed:''' Me, I keel you! }}
'''Achmed:''' Me, I keel you! }}


{{quote| In "Controlled Chaos":<br />
{{quote|In "Controlled Chaos":
'''Achmed:''' Knock, knock.<br />
'''Achmed:''' Knock, knock.
'''Jeff:''' Who's there?<br />
'''Jeff:''' Who's there?
'''Achmed:''' Me, I keel you again! You're such an idiot! You keep answering the door! Where I am from, the game we teach our children is when someone says "Knock, knock", you shut the fuck up and hide! }}
'''Achmed:''' Me, I keel you again! You're such an idiot! You keep answering the door! Where I am from, the game we teach our children is when someone says "Knock, knock", you shut the fuck up and hide! }}
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: Walter pulls this in ''Spark Of Insanity'' with an audience member.
* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: Walter pulls this in ''Spark Of Insanity'' with an audience member.
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** made even better if you recall in the earlier Christmas Special Achmed actually requested some Duct Tape after his legs started flailing around.
** made even better if you recall in the earlier Christmas Special Achmed actually requested some Duct Tape after his legs started flailing around.
* [[Escalating Punchline]]: Walter
* [[Escalating Punchline]]: Walter
{{quote| '''Walter:''' When I was young I had to walk five miles to get a condom! Uphill. In the snow. With a ''boner.''}}
{{quote|'''Walter:''' When I was young I had to walk five miles to get a condom! Uphill. In the snow. With a ''boner.''}}
* [[Expy]]:
* [[Expy]]:
** Walter reminds one of the original [[Statler and Waldorf|cranky old puppet guys]].
** Walter reminds one of the original [[Statler and Waldorf|cranky old puppet guys]].
** Bubba J is inspired by [[Edgar Bergen|Mortimer Snerd]].
** Bubba J is inspired by [[Edgar Bergen|Mortimer Snerd]].
* [[Get Out!]]:
* [[Get Out!]]:
{{quote| '''Walter''': I think my house is haunted.<br />
{{quote|'''Walter''': I think my house is haunted.
'''Jeff''': Why?<br />
'''Jeff''': Why?
'''Walter''': My ''wife'' is there! I go in and all I hear is '''GET OUT...''' }}
'''Walter''': My ''wife'' is there! I go in and all I hear is '''GET OUT...''' }}
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] / [[Yuri Fanboy]]: Walter starts off the "Walter's Relationship Advice for Lesbians" sketch on an episode of the TV show by staring at the two girls for several seconds before whispering "This is awesome..."
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] / [[Yuri Fanboy]]: Walter starts off the "Walter's Relationship Advice for Lesbians" sketch on an episode of the TV show by staring at the two girls for several seconds before whispering "This is awesome..."
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** This leads to a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] when his first daughter was born and he realizes that she is the first blood relative he ever knew.
** This leads to a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] when his first daughter was born and he realizes that she is the first blood relative he ever knew.
* [[Hey, That's My Line!]]: Achmed doesn't care too much for his [[Casanova|French cousin]] Pierre because he stole his catchphrase and turned it into his own.
* [[Hey, That's My Line!]]: Achmed doesn't care too much for his [[Casanova|French cousin]] Pierre because he stole his catchphrase and turned it into his own.
{{quote| ''"SILENCE! I SCREW YOU!"''}}
{{quote|''"SILENCE! I SCREW YOU!"''}}
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard|Hoist By Their Own Petard]]:
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard|Hoist By Their Own Petard]]:
** Jeff's {{spoiler|ex-}}wife, who decided to breed their pet chihuahua, producing Rusty, the runt of the litter who Jeff claims will urinate on his wife in the middle of the night whenever the two have an unresolved argument.
** Jeff's {{spoiler|ex-}}wife, who decided to breed their pet chihuahua, producing Rusty, the runt of the litter who Jeff claims will urinate on his wife in the middle of the night whenever the two have an unresolved argument.
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* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: Achmed, who wants people to think he is dangerous but is also deathly afraid of Walter and once asked Jeff for a hug.
* [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain]]: Achmed, who wants people to think he is dangerous but is also deathly afraid of Walter and once asked Jeff for a hug.
* [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?]]: Walter's reaction to Jeff's argument diffusion method by thinking of something different:
* [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?]]: Walter's reaction to Jeff's argument diffusion method by thinking of something different:
{{quote| '''Walter''': Like what?<br />
{{quote|'''Walter''': Like what?
'''Jeff''': ...um, "If you choke [[The Smurfs|a Smurf]], what color does it turn?"<br />
'''Jeff''': ...um, "If you choke [[The Smurfs|a Smurf]], what color does it turn?"<br />
''(Walter's eyebrows raise slowly)''<br />
''(Walter's eyebrows raise slowly)''<br />
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'''Walter''': Is that what they're calling it now? }}
'''Walter''': Is that what they're calling it now? }}
* [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"]]: Peanut likes to point out how the actual pronunciation various names should be, like Je-Fuh-Fuh Dun-Ham (dot-com!) and Joe-zee. During ''Arguing With Myself'', Peanut constantly pronounced the city of Santa Ana as "Sa-Na-Ta Ah-Na".
* [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"]]: Peanut likes to point out how the actual pronunciation various names should be, like Je-Fuh-Fuh Dun-Ham (dot-com!) and Joe-zee. During ''Arguing With Myself'', Peanut constantly pronounced the city of Santa Ana as "Sa-Na-Ta Ah-Na".
{{quote| ''Look, I know I didn't finish school, but that ''frickin’'' says "Sa-Na-Ta Ah-Na"! ''Dumbass!''''}}
{{quote|''Look, I know I didn't finish school, but that ''frickin’'' says "Sa-Na-Ta Ah-Na"! ''Dumbass!''''}}
* [[Jerkass]]: Peanut. Most of his routine consists of mean-spirited jokes, belittling and antagonizing Jeff, and tormenting José.
* [[Jerkass]]: Peanut. Most of his routine consists of mean-spirited jokes, belittling and antagonizing Jeff, and tormenting José.
* [[Keet]]: Peanut. Holy freakin' crap, '''''Peanut'''''.
* [[Keet]]: Peanut. Holy freakin' crap, '''''Peanut'''''.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]:
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]:
{{quote| '''Peanut''': What the hell is wrong with you? We cannot talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, that's ''it!'' '''Focus!'''}}
{{quote|'''Peanut''': What the hell is wrong with you? We cannot talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk, that's ''it!'' '''Focus!'''}}
** In another bit:
** In another bit:
{{quote| ''(Peanut and José are conversing in Spanish)''<br />
{{quote|''(Peanut and José are conversing in Spanish)''
'''Jeff''': Peanut, what are you doing?<br />
'''Jeff''': Peanut, what are you doing?
'''Peanut''': I'm speaking to José in his native tongue.<br />
'''Peanut''': I'm speaking to José in his native tongue.
'''Jeff''': Well don't do that.<br />
'''Jeff''': Well don't do that.
'''Peanut''': Why not?<br />
'''Peanut''': Why not?
'''Jeff''': It makes me feel... left out...<br />
'''Jeff''': It makes me feel... left out...
''(beat)''<br />
''(beat)''
'''Peanut''': ''Huh?''<br />
'''Peanut''': ''Huh?''
'''Jeff''': Well ''I'' don't speak Spanish.<br />
'''Jeff''': Well ''I'' don't speak Spanish.
''(Peanut and José both turn to look at Jeff in confusion)''<br />
''(Peanut and José both turn to look at Jeff in confusion)''
'''José''': *starts singing the ''[[Twilight Zone]]'' theme*<br />
'''José''': *starts singing the ''[[Twilight Zone]]'' theme*
'''Peanut''': Picture if you will! }}
'''Peanut''': Picture if you will! }}
* [[Littlest Cancer Patient]]: Parodied with Achmed, who has <s>Polio</s> <s>Scoliosis</s> Poliosis much to his confusion.
* [[Littlest Cancer Patient]]: Parodied with Achmed, who has <s>Polio</s> <s>Scoliosis</s> Poliosis much to his confusion.
{{quote| '''Achmed''': What the fuck is Poliosis!?}}
{{quote|'''Achmed''': What the fuck is Poliosis!?}}
* [[Loophole Abuse]]: Jeff mentioned that when he was younger, he and his parents were too cheap to get professional photos of him and a dummy to help his ventriloquist act. However; in grade 7, he realized that he could get free professional school pictures so he simply brought one of his dummies and put it on his lap.
* [[Loophole Abuse]]: Jeff mentioned that when he was younger, he and his parents were too cheap to get professional photos of him and a dummy to help his ventriloquist act. However; in grade 7, he realized that he could get free professional school pictures so he simply brought one of his dummies and put it on his lap.
* [[Medium Awareness]]: Peanut seems to be the only puppet who is consistently aware of his "true" relationship with Jeff, and even comments on the various portions of Jeff's mind that his puppets must represent. Peanut is disturbed by the implication that Jeff could create something [[Hypocritical Humor|as odd as Peanut]].
* [[Medium Awareness]]: Peanut seems to be the only puppet who is consistently aware of his "true" relationship with Jeff, and even comments on the various portions of Jeff's mind that his puppets must represent. Peanut is disturbed by the implication that Jeff could create something [[Hypocritical Humor|as odd as Peanut]].
{{quote| '''Peanut''': The sad part is that I really am pissing him off! And he would like to ''kill me''! But he will not because that it would be [[Everybody Is Jesus in Purgatory|a form of suicide!]]}}
{{quote|'''Peanut''': The sad part is that I really am pissing him off! And he would like to ''kill me''! But he will not because that it would be [[Everybody Is Jesus in Purgatory|a form of suicide!]]}}
** Also:
** Also:
{{quote| '''Peanut''': When you're laughing and having a good time, that's '''ME'''. When you're tired and fed up and thinking why did I marry this broad, that's Walter. When you really feel like you wanna kill her, that's Achmed.<br />
{{quote|'''Peanut''': When you're laughing and having a good time, that's '''ME'''. When you're tired and fed up and thinking why did I marry this broad, that's Walter. When you really feel like you wanna kill her, that's Achmed.
'''Jeff''': Well [[Sarcasm Failure|what's José Jalapeno On A Stick]]?<br />
'''Jeff''': Well [[Sarcasm Failure|what's José Jalapeno On A Stick]]?<br />
'''Peanut''': You're a ''sick'' man! }}
'''Peanut''': You're a ''sick'' man! }}
** He even tears into Guitar Guy over it, too:
** He even tears into Guitar Guy over it, too:
{{quote| '''Peanut''': Do you know how else I know [[Brick Joke|you're on drugs]]? You're looking me in the eye and you honestly think I'm looking back.}}
{{quote|'''Peanut''': Do you know how else I know [[Brick Joke|you're on drugs]]? You're looking me in the eye and you honestly think I'm looking back.}}
* [[Must Have Caffeine]]
* [[Must Have Caffeine]]
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Peanut, what is wrong with you?<br />
{{quote|'''Jeff''': Peanut, what is wrong with you?
'''Peanut''': ''Nyquil and Red Bull!!'' }}
'''Peanut''': ''Nyquil and Red Bull!!'' }}
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: The dolls frequently mention the fact that they're just dolls. Peanut in particular - somewhat ironically given his over-the-top, hyperactive personality - is completely aware of the nature of the act and often compliments or harangues Jeff on the quality of his ventriloquism.
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: The dolls frequently mention the fact that they're just dolls. Peanut in particular - somewhat ironically given his over-the-top, hyperactive personality - is completely aware of the nature of the act and often compliments or harangues Jeff on the quality of his ventriloquism.
{{quote| '''Peanut:''' I will never blink! <br />
{{quote|'''Peanut:''' I will never blink!
'''Peanut''' again: What's your name, sir? ''What. is. your. name??''... I'm fuckin' looking right at ya! ''(to Jeff)'' Aren't I?<br />
'''Peanut''' again: What's your name, sir? ''What. is. your. name??''... I'm fuckin' looking right at ya! ''(to Jeff)'' Aren't I?
'''Jeff:''' I ''think'' so!<br />
'''Jeff:''' I ''think'' so!
'''Peanut: '''Fix my eyes, asshole! }}
'''Peanut: '''Fix my eyes, asshole! }}
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]: Peanut.
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]: Peanut.
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: The lotion story: "This is too stupid to make up."
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: The lotion story: "This is too stupid to make up."
* [[Oh, No, Not Again]]
* [[Oh, No, Not Again]]
{{quote| '''Achmed''': SILENCE! I ke--''[[Special Effects Failure|(notices his legs falling out of place)]]'' Oh, not this crap again!}}
{{quote|'''Achmed''': SILENCE! I ke--''[[Special Effects Failure|(notices his legs falling out of place)]]'' Oh, not this crap again!}}
** This happened SO MUCH in 'Controlled Chaos' that his legs has to be duct taped to the table he was sitting on.
** This happened SO MUCH in 'Controlled Chaos' that his legs has to be duct taped to the table he was sitting on.
** During a live performance in South Dakota that took place outside, Jeff's skit with Achmed kept getting interrupted by planes flying overhead causing Jeff to forget the skit and Achmed to grow increasingly annoyed by the planes, whom Achmed mistakes for bombers arriving too early.
** During a live performance in South Dakota that took place outside, Jeff's skit with Achmed kept getting interrupted by planes flying overhead causing Jeff to forget the skit and Achmed to grow increasingly annoyed by the planes, whom Achmed mistakes for bombers arriving too early.
{{quote| '''Achmed''': [[Crosses the Line Twice|Not yet, dumbasses!]]}}
{{quote|'''Achmed''': [[Crosses the Line Twice|Not yet, dumbasses!]]}}
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Jeff usually plays this to his puppets' antics. It's especially hilarious when Peanut or Walter start abusing audience members and Jeff tells them off for it.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Jeff usually plays this to his puppets' antics. It's especially hilarious when Peanut or Walter start abusing audience members and Jeff tells them off for it.
* [[Out of Focus]]: Melvin, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy D aren't as popular as Achmed, Peanut, José, and Walter. As a result, they haven't really shown up as much in the more recent years when more people have been demanding the more popular acts. (One time, Bubba J actually [[Lampshade Hanging|told Jeff]] that the audience knew the jokes better than ''he'' did.)
* [[Out of Focus]]: Melvin, Bubba J, and Sweet Daddy D aren't as popular as Achmed, Peanut, José, and Walter. As a result, they haven't really shown up as much in the more recent years when more people have been demanding the more popular acts. (One time, Bubba J actually [[Lampshade Hanging|told Jeff]] that the audience knew the jokes better than ''he'' did.)
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* [[Prop Recycling]]: Jeff tells the story of how he had Achmed's head casted in ''All By Myselves'' by a Hollywood special effects artist. When Jeff went to pick it up the artist mentioned that he would need big eyes to fill the sockets and handed a pair he had lying around to Jeff. Jeff couldn't put his finger on where they were from. The Artist said he had them lying around since he finished work on ''[[Mars Attacks!]]'' It's true - go on and take a look at Achmed in the page photo, we'll wait. You'll never see him quite the same way again.
* [[Prop Recycling]]: Jeff tells the story of how he had Achmed's head casted in ''All By Myselves'' by a Hollywood special effects artist. When Jeff went to pick it up the artist mentioned that he would need big eyes to fill the sockets and handed a pair he had lying around to Jeff. Jeff couldn't put his finger on where they were from. The Artist said he had them lying around since he finished work on ''[[Mars Attacks!]]'' It's true - go on and take a look at Achmed in the page photo, we'll wait. You'll never see him quite the same way again.
* [[Power Perversion Potential]]: When Melvin claims he has X-ray vision:
* [[Power Perversion Potential]]: When Melvin claims he has X-ray vision:
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Well can you see through anything useful, like clothing?<br />
{{quote|'''Jeff''': Well can you see through anything useful, like clothing?
'''Melvin''': That's sick!<br />
'''Melvin''': That's sick!
[[Beat]]<br />
[[Beat]]
'''Melvin''': [whispering] Yeeeeeessss!<br />
'''Melvin''': [whispering] Yeeeeeessss!
'''Melvin''': I like to look at boobies!! }}
'''Melvin''': I like to look at boobies!! }}
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: Subverted with Achmed. While he does have bloodshot eyes with red irises, he's far from dangerous (though he'd have you believe otherwise).
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: Subverted with Achmed. While he does have bloodshot eyes with red irises, he's far from dangerous (though he'd have you believe otherwise).
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* [[Sarcasm Failure]]: Peanut's reaction when Jeff reveals ''he'' can't speak Spanish when Peanut & Jose were just doing so.
* [[Sarcasm Failure]]: Peanut's reaction when Jeff reveals ''he'' can't speak Spanish when Peanut & Jose were just doing so.
* [[Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!]]: Walter, who wanted to work at Wal-Mart as a greeter now that he's retired.
* [[Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!]]: Walter, who wanted to work at Wal-Mart as a greeter now that he's retired.
{{quote| '''Walter''': Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out! (''pause'') [[Sarcasm Mode|Have a nice day!]]}}
{{quote|'''Walter''': Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out! (''pause'') [[Sarcasm Mode|Have a nice day!]]}}
* [[Show Within a Show]]: A variant. In Jeff's old performances and his newest special, Peanut would perform his own little bits of ventriloquism. This resulted in a few early instances of Ugly-Ass Jeff. The character returned in Controlled Chaos. In early skits, Ugly-Ass Jeff, Jeff, Peanut, and José would banter back and forth, and at one point during some of his shows, Jeff would get out a bottle of tequila— complete with a talking worm...and a basement, somehow— and would drink while Peanut commentated on it.
* [[Show Within a Show]]: A variant. In Jeff's old performances and his newest special, Peanut would perform his own little bits of ventriloquism. This resulted in a few early instances of Ugly-Ass Jeff. The character returned in Controlled Chaos. In early skits, Ugly-Ass Jeff, Jeff, Peanut, and José would banter back and forth, and at one point during some of his shows, Jeff would get out a bottle of tequila— complete with a talking worm...and a basement, somehow— and would drink while Peanut commentated on it.
** In ''Controlled Chaos'', Peanut decides to bring back his old ventriloquist dummy Ugly-Ass Jeff, who just so happens to look a lot like Jeff, hence the name. He then does a little skit basically portraying Little Jeff as an extreme example of [[This Loser Is You]]. Jeff retaliates by putting a hand puppet on his other hand which happens to look a lot like Peanut, portraying ''him'' as a hyperactive idiot. And they all argue with one another. [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]], indeed!
** In ''Controlled Chaos'', Peanut decides to bring back his old ventriloquist dummy Ugly-Ass Jeff, who just so happens to look a lot like Jeff, hence the name. He then does a little skit basically portraying Little Jeff as an extreme example of [[This Loser Is You]]. Jeff retaliates by putting a hand puppet on his other hand which happens to look a lot like Peanut, portraying ''him'' as a hyperactive idiot. And they all argue with one another. [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]], indeed!
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* [[Straight Man]]: Jeff is more or less this to his various puppets.
* [[Straight Man]]: Jeff is more or less this to his various puppets.
* [[Take That Me]]: In ''Controlled Chaos'', he shows pictures of himself as a kid, including school pictures. Numerous times, he wonders why the hell he did that and why his parents let him do it. He also points out that he wore some ''really'' ridiculous clothes in the 70s.
* [[Take That Me]]: In ''Controlled Chaos'', he shows pictures of himself as a kid, including school pictures. Numerous times, he wonders why the hell he did that and why his parents let him do it. He also points out that he wore some ''really'' ridiculous clothes in the 70s.
{{quote| I must've walked into the clothing store and said, "Excuse me, but do you have any pants that don't even go with ''themselves''?}}
{{quote|I must've walked into the clothing store and said, "Excuse me, but do you have any pants that don't even go with ''themselves''?}}
* [[Talking to Himself]]: Jeff ''is'' a ventriloquist, after all.
* [[Talking to Himself]]: Jeff ''is'' a ventriloquist, after all.
** In his newest special (and some of his older performances), he has a [[Serial Escalation|five way conversation with himself]].
** In his newest special (and some of his older performances), he has a [[Serial Escalation|five way conversation with himself]].
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* [[Verbal Tic]]: Jeff's speech is constantly peppered with phlegm (such as ACHK-med and sometimes HECK-ff for Jeff and HOCK-se for Jose.) It gets passed on to his puppets, especially when they say anything with a K sound. Even Achmed points out, [[Fridge Logic|"Why do I have phlegm?]] [[Lampshade Hanging|I don't have an esophagus."]]
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Jeff's speech is constantly peppered with phlegm (such as ACHK-med and sometimes HECK-ff for Jeff and HOCK-se for Jose.) It gets passed on to his puppets, especially when they say anything with a K sound. Even Achmed points out, [[Fridge Logic|"Why do I have phlegm?]] [[Lampshade Hanging|I don't have an esophagus."]]
* [[Visual Pun]]: Jeff asked Melvin what his most distinguishing feature was. He turned to look at Jeff, displaying a righteously large nose.
* [[Visual Pun]]: Jeff asked Melvin what his most distinguishing feature was. He turned to look at Jeff, displaying a righteously large nose.
{{quote| '''Melvin''': "...My costume."}}
{{quote|'''Melvin''': "...My costume."}}
* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]]: Lampshaded by Peanut:
* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]]: Lampshaded by Peanut:
{{quote| '''Peanut''': Never smoked pot?<br />
{{quote|'''Peanut''': Never smoked pot?
'''Jeff''': No.<br />
'''Jeff''': No.
'''Peanut''': Never done drugs?<br />
'''Peanut''': Never done drugs?
'''Jeff''': No.<br />
'''Jeff''': No.
'''Peanut''': Then how the hell did you come up with ''me?!'' }}
'''Peanut''': Then how the hell did you come up with ''me?!'' }}
* [[X on a Stick]]: Jose
* [[X on a Stick]]: Jose
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have Green Hair]]: Peanut!
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have Green Hair]]: Peanut!
* [[You Mean "Xmas"]]: During the Christmas special, when Jeff brings out Walter, this exchange between them takes place:
* [[You Mean "Xmas"]]: During the Christmas special, when Jeff brings out Walter, this exchange between them takes place:
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Happy holidays, Walter.<br />
{{quote|'''Jeff''': Happy holidays, Walter.
'''Walter''': You know, I've been wanting to say this for a long time: screw you, it's "Merry Christmas". }}
'''Walter''': You know, I've been wanting to say this for a long time: screw you, it's "Merry Christmas". }}