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* '''Peanut''' -- a [[Winnie the Pooh|Woozle]], which is a [[Keet|hyperactive]] [[Funny Animal|furry animal]]...hybrid...thing. He has purple skin, white fur, has green hair, big feet and wears only his left shoe. He is apparently from an island in Micronesia and stowed away on a cruise ship, where he met Dunham in Florida.
* '''Peanut''' -- a [[Winnie the Pooh|Woozle]], which is a [[Keet|hyperactive]] [[Funny Animal|furry animal]]...hybrid...thing. He has purple skin, white fur, has green hair, big feet and wears only his left shoe. He is apparently from an island in Micronesia and stowed away on a cruise ship, where he met Dunham in Florida.
* '''José Jalapeño [[X On a Stick|on a Stick]]''' -- [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin]], and pronounces "on a stick" as "onna Steek." A [[Deadpan Snarker]] who is one of the only characters who can handle Peanut; as a result he's often paired up with Peanut for his bits.
* '''José Jalapeño [[X On a Stick|on a Stick]]''' -- [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin]], and pronounces "on a stick" as "onna Steek." A [[Deadpan Snarker]] who is one of the only characters who can handle Peanut; as a result he's often paired up with Peanut for his bits.
* '''Achmed the Dead Terrorist''' -- Lived his life as a suicide bomber and is now a skeleton with a turban, big bushy eyebrows, [[Red Eyes Take Warning|red]] [[The Dead Have Eyes|eyes]] and a [[Good Hair, Evil Hair|goatee.]] He plots to [[I'll Kill You!|kill everyone]] but [[Ineffectual Death Threats|can never seem to do anything to make it happen.]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|(trust us on this one)]].
* '''Achmed the Dead Terrorist''' -- Lived his life as a suicide bomber and is now a skeleton with a turban, big bushy eyebrows, [[Red Eyes, Take Warning|red]] [[The Dead Have Eyes|eyes]] and a [[Good Hair, Evil Hair|goatee.]] He plots to [[I'll Kill You!|kill everyone]] but [[Ineffectual Death Threats|can never seem to do anything to make it happen.]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|(trust us on this one)]].
* '''Melvin the Superhero Guy''' -- A goofy superhero wannabe with an extremely big nose (which looks like a penis when viewed sideways). Has no actual powers to speak of, but he is really enthusiastic about it.
* '''Melvin the Superhero Guy''' -- A goofy superhero wannabe with an extremely big nose (which looks like a penis when viewed sideways). Has no actual powers to speak of, but he is really enthusiastic about it.
* '''Bubba J.''' -- NASCAR lovin', beer swilling [[Deep South|redneck]]. Wholeheartedly embodies every trope associated with being a back woods country redneck.
* '''Bubba J.''' -- NASCAR lovin', beer swilling [[Deep South|redneck]]. Wholeheartedly embodies every trope associated with being a back woods country redneck.
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'''Jeff''': Why?<br />
'''Jeff''': Why?<br />
'''Walter''': My ''wife'' is there! I go in and all I hear is '''GET OUT...''' }}
'''Walter''': My ''wife'' is there! I go in and all I hear is '''GET OUT...''' }}
* [[Girl On Girl Is Hot]] / [[Yuri Fanboy]]: Walter starts off the "Walter's Relationship Advice for Lesbians" sketch on an episode of the TV show by staring at the two girls for several seconds before whispering "This is awesome..."
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] / [[Yuri Fanboy]]: Walter starts off the "Walter's Relationship Advice for Lesbians" sketch on an episode of the TV show by staring at the two girls for several seconds before whispering "This is awesome..."
* [[Grumpy Old Man]]: Walter. Part of the reason this is so funny is because ''everyone'' knows somebody like him!
* [[Grumpy Old Man]]: Walter. Part of the reason this is so funny is because ''everyone'' knows somebody like him!
* [[Happily Adopted]]: Jeff says in ''All By My Selves'' that he was an adopted child, but that he always knew he had been, never had a problem with it, and that his parents are great.
* [[Happily Adopted]]: Jeff says in ''All By My Selves'' that he was an adopted child, but that he always knew he had been, never had a problem with it, and that his parents are great.
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'''Melvin''': [whispering] Yeeeeeessss!<br />
'''Melvin''': [whispering] Yeeeeeessss!<br />
'''Melvin''': I like to look at boobies!! }}
'''Melvin''': I like to look at boobies!! }}
* [[Red Eyes Take Warning]]: Subverted with Achmed. While he does have bloodshot eyes with red irises, he's far from dangerous (though he'd have you believe otherwise).
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: Subverted with Achmed. While he does have bloodshot eyes with red irises, he's far from dangerous (though he'd have you believe otherwise).
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]
* [[Running Gag]]: "Guitar Guy"'s supposed drug use, Jeff's blue Prius and The Lotion.
* [[Running Gag]]: "Guitar Guy"'s supposed drug use, Jeff's blue Prius and The Lotion.
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* [[X On a Stick]]: Jose
* [[X On a Stick]]: Jose
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have Green Hair]]: Peanut!
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have Green Hair]]: Peanut!
* [[You Mean Xmas]]: During the Christmas special, when Jeff brings out Walter, this exchange between them takes place:
* [[You Mean "Xmas"]]: During the Christmas special, when Jeff brings out Walter, this exchange between them takes place:
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Happy holidays, Walter.<br />
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Happy holidays, Walter.<br />
'''Walter''': You know, I've been wanting to say this for a long time: screw you, it's "Merry Christmas". }}
'''Walter''': You know, I've been wanting to say this for a long time: screw you, it's "Merry Christmas". }}