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* During [[Scott Steiner]]'s debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..." |
* During [[Scott Steiner]]'s debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..." |
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* Any one of his jokes about Helen Hart, for instance: |
* Any one of his jokes about Helen Hart, for instance: |
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{{quote|"I heard Helen Hart walked into an antique store. They decided to keep her."}} |
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* The opening of his match with [[Michael Cole]] at [[Wrestlemania]]. Cole take shelter in his "Cole Mine" and tries to placate King with a handshake. King accepts...and then promptly refuses to let go, pulling Cole's arm and slamming his face into the Cole Mine repeatedly. The looks on Cole's face really sell it. |
* The opening of his match with [[Michael Cole]] at [[Wrestlemania]]. Cole take shelter in his "Cole Mine" and tries to placate King with a handshake. King accepts...and then promptly refuses to let go, pulling Cole's arm and slamming his face into the Cole Mine repeatedly. The looks on Cole's face really sell it. |
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** Also doubles as a [[Continuity Nod]], as [[Bryan Danielson]] established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake. |
** Also doubles as a [[Continuity Nod]], as [[Bryan Danielson]] established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake. |
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* Forget the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw-dGGIxwl4 puppies]"; what about how nuts King went whenever someone showed their rear end for whatever reason (especially [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=3m15s Vince McMahon] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=6m50s Triple H])? Kind of makes you [[Bi the Way|wonder]], doesn't it? |
* Forget the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw-dGGIxwl4 puppies]"; what about how nuts King went whenever someone showed their rear end for whatever reason (especially [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=3m15s Vince McMahon] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=6m50s Triple H])? Kind of makes you [[Bi the Way|wonder]], doesn't it? |
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3WiL5C8WE This instance] is only made better by J.R. and King's banter on the subject. |
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3WiL5C8WE This instance] is only made better by J.R. and King's banter on the subject. |
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{{quote|'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' I don't think we need to see that rear end again. |
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'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' What do you mean?! |
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' What do you mean?! |
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'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Do you like Vince's rear end, King?]] }} |
'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Do you like Vince's rear end, King?]] }} |
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* From the 1997 ''Royal Rumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Jim Ross]] while it's just [[Bret Hart]] and [[Steve Austin]] in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.] |
* From the 1997 ''Royal Rumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Jim Ross]] while it's just [[Bret Hart]] and [[Steve Austin]] in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.] |