Jim Gaffigan: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Jim''': I can't believe I gotta go to work on my ''birthday''. I can't believe I have to do laundry on my ''birthday''. [[Punch Line|I can't believe I have to pay for sex on my ''birthday''!]]}}

* [[But Not Too White]]: A major portion of Jim's act is making fun of his own extremely pale skin.

{{quote| "Don't tell the kids about the I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M"<br />

"...([[Beat]])...[[I Thought It Meant|Who's in the emergency room]]? And why do I [[Subliminal Advertising|want a Dilly Bar]]?" }}