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* Played for laughs in a few 1970s ''Avengers'' stories; after [[the Falcon]] grudgingly joins the team on the orders of [[Obstructive Bureaucrat|Henry Gyrich]] (who wanted to make it more ethnically diverse), he speaks this way on purpose to annoy Gyrich.
* Played for laughs in a few 1970s ''Avengers'' stories; after [[the Falcon]] grudgingly joins the team on the orders of [[Obstructive Bureaucrat|Henry Gyrich]] (who wanted to make it more ethnically diverse), he speaks this way on purpose to annoy Gyrich.
* John Stewart's first appearance in ''[[Green Lantern]]'' #87.
* John Stewart's first appearance in ''[[Green Lantern]]'' #87.
{{quote| '''John Stewart:''' I refuse to wear any mask! This black man lets it all hang out! I've got nothing to hide!}}
{{quote|'''John Stewart:''' I refuse to wear any mask! This black man lets it all hang out! I've got nothing to hide!}}
* A lot of Vaughn Bode's characters talk like this.
* A lot of Vaughn Bode's characters talk like this.
{{quote| '''Cheech Wizard:''' ...You got to harmonize yer complex. Be all.<br />
{{quote|'''Cheech Wizard:''' ...You got to harmonize yer complex. Be all.
'''A random lizard:''' But, is I down an out?! Not on yer life!...Dis is one little lizard dat got spunk an heart...Things can't get any worse. }}
'''A random lizard:''' But, is I down an out?! Not on yer life!...Dis is one little lizard dat got spunk an heart...Things can't get any worse. }}
* Anytime [[Jack Chick]] tries to relate to a black audience, it turns out like this. It's like the man learned all he knows about black people from watching [[Good Times]].
* Anytime [[Jack Chick]] tries to relate to a black audience, it turns out like this. It's like the man learned all he knows about black people from watching [[Good Times]].
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== Fanfiction ==
== Fanfiction ==
* In [[The Shoebox Project]], Sirius does this to Remus at the opening of Part 23.
* In [[The Shoebox Project]], Sirius does this to Remus at the opening of Part 23.
{{quote| '''Sirius:''' Moony, I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive? <br />
{{quote|'''Sirius:''' Moony, I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive?
'''Remus:''' Something is wrong with your brain. }}
'''Remus:''' Something is wrong with your brain. }}
* Devin from Total Drama School speaks almost entirely in jive.
* Devin from Total Drama School speaks almost entirely in jive.
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** Sam's mother in Transformers 1 spoke of giving her dog jewelery by painfully claiming that she was "giving him some bling"; though in all probability, the audience was ''supposed'' to be laughing at her and not with her.
** Sam's mother in Transformers 1 spoke of giving her dog jewelery by painfully claiming that she was "giving him some bling"; though in all probability, the audience was ''supposed'' to be laughing at her and not with her.
* Basher Tarr in ''Ocean's 11'' delivers several lines in an impenetrable mix of Cockney rhyming slang and technical jargon. Examples include:
* Basher Tarr in ''Ocean's 11'' delivers several lines in an impenetrable mix of Cockney rhyming slang and technical jargon. Examples include:
{{quote| '''Basher:''' That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!<br />
{{quote|'''Basher:''' That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
'''Reuben:''' ''[to Livingston]'' Do you understand any of this?<br />
'''Reuben:''' ''[to Livingston]'' Do you understand any of this?
''Later...''<br />
''Later...''
'''Basher:''' So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney.<br />
'''Basher:''' So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney.
''[everyone pauses]''<br />
''[everyone pauses]''
'''Basher:''' Barney Rubble.<br />
'''Basher:''' Barney Rubble.
''[they look bewildered]''<br />
''[they look bewildered]''
'''Basher:''' Trouble! }}
'''Basher:''' Trouble! }}
** For the record, you'd have a lot of trouble finding anyone English who actually talks like that. Unless they're being played by [[Fake Brit|Dick Van Dyke]].
** For the record, you'd have a lot of trouble finding anyone English who actually talks like that. Unless they're being played by [[Fake Brit|Dick Van Dyke]].
* In ''The Limey'', Terence Stamp's character occasionally speaks a bit of Cockney slang, forcing him to repeat himself and explain the word.
* In ''The Limey'', Terence Stamp's character occasionally speaks a bit of Cockney slang, forcing him to repeat himself and explain the word.
** At one point, after a particularly grievous monologue:
** At one point, after a particularly grievous monologue:
{{quote| '''Head DEA Agent:''' There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfuckin' word you're saying.}}
{{quote|'''Head DEA Agent:''' There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfuckin' word you're saying.}}
* Parodied in ''[[Semi Pro]]'' when Will Arnett's character [[Berserk Button|goes nuts]] during a poker game when he is called a "jive turkey''.
* Parodied in ''[[Semi Pro]]'' when Will Arnett's character [[Berserk Button|goes nuts]] during a poker game when he is called a "jive turkey''.
{{quote| '''Jackie:''' [[Blatant Lies|No...no, he called you a cocksucker. He just said you suck cock, that's all]].}}
{{quote|'''Jackie:''' [[Blatant Lies|No...no, he called you a cocksucker. He just said you suck cock, that's all]].}}
* Seen in ''Better Off Dead'', when Lane's father is trying to use slang, but gets the prepositions all wrong, resulting in gems like "Mellow off", "Bringing me over", and "Right off!". Made worse, perhaps in that he's reading these phrases from a book ''about'' how to talk to teenagers.
* Seen in ''Better Off Dead'', when Lane's father is trying to use slang, but gets the prepositions all wrong, resulting in gems like "Mellow off", "Bringing me over", and "Right off!". Made worse, perhaps in that he's reading these phrases from a book ''about'' how to talk to teenagers.
* There's actually a film '''called''' ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074715/ Jive Turkey]''. As you might imagine, it's full of this trope.
* There's actually a film '''called''' ''[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074715/ Jive Turkey]''. As you might imagine, it's full of this trope.
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* Subverted in (original) ''[[V]]'' with Elias Taylor talking in jive and his respectable brother, Benjamin, who talks in perfectly erudite English, tells to stop using such bad grammar in a "poor man's Richard Pryor act."
* Subverted in (original) ''[[V]]'' with Elias Taylor talking in jive and his respectable brother, Benjamin, who talks in perfectly erudite English, tells to stop using such bad grammar in a "poor man's Richard Pryor act."
* In the ''[[QI]]'' episode "Cockneys", Stephen announces that "any flamencos you give in Pyong score Barney, and I'll also give you two Sundays..." before Alan Davies, a Essex native, asks him "What the fuck are you talking about?"
* In the ''[[QI]]'' episode "Cockneys", Stephen announces that "any flamencos you give in Pyong score Barney, and I'll also give you two Sundays..." before Alan Davies, a Essex native, asks him "What the fuck are you talking about?"
{{quote| '''Stephen:''' If you ''woman''...<br />
{{quote|'''Stephen:''' If you ''woman''...
'''Bill Bailey:''' "Woman"?<br />
'''Bill Bailey:''' "Woman"?
'''Stephen:''' "Woman who does" -- "buzz."<br />
'''Stephen:''' "Woman who does" -- "buzz."
'''Phill Jupitus:''' ''"Woman who does"''? Oh, we're doing ''middle-class'' Cockney rhyming slang!<br />
'''Phill Jupitus:''' ''"Woman who does"''? Oh, we're doing ''middle-class'' Cockney rhyming slang!
'''Stephen:''' It was all I could think of! }}
'''Stephen:''' It was all I could think of! }}
* Parodied in ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek RAF Banter] sketch, where none of the pilots or officers can understand a word of what the others are saying. Made all the funnier by the characters seeming to be aware of the problem but helpless to do anything about it:
* Parodied in ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek RAF Banter] sketch, where none of the pilots or officers can understand a word of what the others are saying. Made all the funnier by the characters seeming to be aware of the problem but helpless to do anything about it:
{{quote| '''Squiffy''': No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower!<br />
{{quote|'''Squiffy''': No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower!
'''Squadron Leader''': Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy. }}
'''Squadron Leader''': Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy. }}
* ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' introduced a concept called "Revertigo" where, when people who knew each other in the past are reunited, they start talking and acting the way they did when they knew each other. Cue Lily and her high school friend Michelle suddenly speaking in [[Jive Turkey]] whenever they're in a room together.
* ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' introduced a concept called "Revertigo" where, when people who knew each other in the past are reunited, they start talking and acting the way they did when they knew each other. Cue Lily and her high school friend Michelle suddenly speaking in [[Jive Turkey]] whenever they're in a room together.
* On the US version of ''[[The Office]]'', Darryl is fond of pranking Michael by making up ridiculous "black man phrases" to teach him.
* On the US version of ''[[The Office]]'', Darryl is fond of pranking Michael by making up ridiculous "black man phrases" to teach him.
* The local beat cops Hoppy and Smitty on ''[[Sanford and Son]]''. Hoppy, the whitest of white guys, would try to speak jive and get it wrong, or would deliver a line of copspeak with a gratuitous big word or two for good measure causing Fred and everyone else to give him a blank look and then turn to Smitty for a translation.
* The local beat cops Hoppy and Smitty on ''[[Sanford and Son]]''. Hoppy, the whitest of white guys, would try to speak jive and get it wrong, or would deliver a line of copspeak with a gratuitous big word or two for good measure causing Fred and everyone else to give him a blank look and then turn to Smitty for a translation.
{{quote| Hoppy: "All right, let's crack!" <br />
{{quote|Hoppy: "All right, let's crack!"
Smitty: "You mean 'split'." <br />
Smitty: "You mean 'split'."
Hoppy :" Uh, right, split!" }}
Hoppy :" Uh, right, split!" }}
* Parodied in an episode of [[Community]]. The main characters are playing a video game designed by a [dead] old racist. One level has Jive Turkeys as enemies.
* Parodied in an episode of [[Community]]. The main characters are playing a video game designed by a [dead] old racist. One level has Jive Turkeys as enemies.
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== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
* Chaka sometimes does this in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]'', mostly to bug rich-white-kid Phase.
* Chaka sometimes does this in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]'', mostly to bug rich-white-kid Phase.
{{quote| (Phase knocks at Chaka and Fey's room)<br />
{{quote|(Phase knocks at Chaka and Fey's room)
'''Chaka:''' (''whips door open'') Hey, ‘sup dawg?<br />
'''Chaka:''' (''whips door open'') Hey, ‘sup dawg?
'''Fey:''' (''looks up from her book'') What is it with you when Ayla comes over? You were being perfectly normal just two seconds ago. }}
'''Fey:''' (''looks up from her book'') What is it with you when Ayla comes over? You were being perfectly normal just two seconds ago. }}
* ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'': Robute Guilleman from ''[[PRIMARCHS]]''. The other characters find him very annoying.
* ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'': Robute Guilleman from ''[[PRIMARCHS]]''. The other characters find him very annoying.
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== Western Animation ==
== Western Animation ==
* In ''[[Sealab 2021]]'', Hesh is sometimes used this way for laughs.
* In ''[[Sealab 2021]]'', Hesh is sometimes used this way for laughs.
{{quote| '''Hesh:''' OH, DAYUM! NO HE DIDN'T! I know my man ain't gonna just climb up all on top of shorty's grill and put down a flag that says "BACKFIRE, Biziatch!"}}
{{quote|'''Hesh:''' OH, DAYUM! NO HE DIDN'T! I know my man ain't gonna just climb up all on top of shorty's grill and put down a flag that says "BACKFIRE, Biziatch!"}}
** When Quinn is re-purposed into a ''[[Shaft]]''-esque spinoff
** When Quinn is re-purposed into a ''[[Shaft]]''-esque spinoff
{{quote| '''Quinn:''' "Chump! [[Rhymes on a Dime|Don't make me pull out the]] [[Shotguns Are Just Better|pump]]! You [[Jive Turkey]]."}}
{{quote|'''Quinn:''' "Chump! [[Rhymes on a Dime|Don't make me pull out the]] [[Shotguns Are Just Better|pump]]! You [[Jive Turkey]]."}}
* Foxxy Love on ''[[Drawn Together]]''; as stated by her voice actress, she's "10% bullshit, 90% jive."
* Foxxy Love on ''[[Drawn Together]]''; as stated by her voice actress, she's "10% bullshit, 90% jive."
* Parodied in the ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "Time Keeps on Slippin?", where the future Harlem Globetrotters speak and act in a way that's half Jive Turkey and half [[Mad Scientist]]. They also hold a news conference to announce that Prof. Farnsworth is a "Jive Sucker". Additionally it has a parody of a [[Salt and Pepper]] pair of cops with a robot who frequently talks like this after the end of a sentence. Awwww, yeah.
* Parodied in the ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "Time Keeps on Slippin?", where the future Harlem Globetrotters speak and act in a way that's half Jive Turkey and half [[Mad Scientist]]. They also hold a news conference to announce that Prof. Farnsworth is a "Jive Sucker". Additionally it has a parody of a [[Salt and Pepper]] pair of cops with a robot who frequently talks like this after the end of a sentence. Awwww, yeah.