Jizzed in My Pants/Quotes
Stop, or I'l-ah oh fuck! Every damn time, every damn time. This sucks... I gotta go put on some new tights, man, this sucks.
—Stephen Lynch as Premature Ejaculator Man
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...Leave this place, go back to yours, —The Lonely Island, Jizz In My Pants
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I spilled my drink! —Sid the Sexist and friend at a strip club
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The night is alive. Eight blocks away, I hear a couple not washing their hands. Close by, I smell the trace fecal matter on this tight rope. I... I feel every shift of every microfiber in my superpants. Oh... O-OHH!
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Superhero: Behold, it is I....mindfuck! |
But whilst her busy hand would guide that part —John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, "The Imperfect Enjoyment"
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