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''[[Joe Loves Crappy Movies]]'' is a webcomic about an avid movie-goer, Joe Dunn, his friends and family, and commentary on movies and the movie industry. The comic also serves as a review of said movie covered in the strip. It can be found on the [http://digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie Digital Pimp website.]
 
It has not been updated since March 2019.
This comic provides examples of:
 
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* [[The Alcoholic]]: Irv is on the record as saying he can't live without excessive amounts of alcohol.
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Inverted. Joe complained that there were twelve things he did that day that were better than the ending to Hitman. The top three: going to the bathroom, eating lunch, and getting in a gunfight with Morgan Freeman.
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** [[Uwe Boll]]. Among other things, he's ''[[Cloverfield]]''. And that's why he doesn't care that you hate his movies.
* [[Captain Obvious]]: Palpatine ''will'' insult you if you invoke this trope.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Parodied where EVERY role [[Samuel L. Jackson]] [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=388&title=movie plays] [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=320&title=movie ends] [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=124&title=movie in] [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=101&title=movie motherfucker].
* [[Cloning Blues]]: Joe pondered what it would be like if he cloned himself so he could see a lot of movies at once. It didn't work: all of them went to see the same movie.
* [[Cosplay]]: Joe and his friends when seeing the second Fantastic Four movie. Except Yeo. She went home.
** The Halloween strips
** Even George got one in when he shot Vanilla Ice for ripping off [[David Bowie|Under]] [[Queen|Pressure]]
* [[Deal Withwith the Devil]]: What Christopher Nolan did to get the cast of [[Batman Begins]]. When asked by Hitler if it was [[Worth It]], Nolan replies that it totally was.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: Why Poseidon happened: Fergie was on board and God hates the Black Eyed Peas.
* [[Drinking Game]]: Joe, Irv, and Yeo play one when they see The Pink Panther. The rules: take a sip when they lose respect for Steve Martin. [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=104 70 seconds later?]
* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: [[Morgan Freeman]], apparently.
* [[Fan Disillusionment]]: Joe after seeing the first [[Fantastic Four]] movie. The [[Nostalgia Filter]] won out quickly, though.
* [[For Want of a Nail]]: Had Irv not gotten sick, everyone could have gotten tickets to the premiere of [[Mission: Impossible]] 3.
* [[Godwin's Law]]: Invoked when Irv asks why there aren't minority Terminators.
* [[Groin Attack]]: Joerules vs. a stranger.
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*** And Jason Statham
* [[Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy]]: Their minds were blown when someone suggested hitting their target.
* [[Jason Statham]]: [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=465 And the list of people Joe wants to see him fight.]
* [[Killer Rabbit]]: Used as an example of what [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=314&title=movie would be scary]
* [[Made of Explodium]]: The tiger sent by [[Michael Bay]] to attack a reporter that misquoted him. Which then transformed into a fire engine.
* [[May-December Romance]]: Parodied when Tom Cruise brings out Dakota Fanning instead of Katie Holmes.
* [[Mister Seahorse]]: The only two people Joe trusts enough to carry his child (if they need a surrogate) are Irv and Batman.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: the [[Up in Thethe Air]] [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=7&title=movie strip]
* [[No Fourth Wall]]: This is a world where Irv's best friend is [[Three Hundred300|Leondias]], [[Star Trek: theThe Next Generation|Captain Picard]] plays [[Iron Man]] on the [[Marvel vs. Capcom]] arcade game, and Joe's survived [[Saw]] twice!
* [[One Steve Limit]]: Parodied in the [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=177 Snakes on a Plane comic]
* [[Porn Stache]]: Joe notes that this was part of Burt Reynolds' appeal, and expresses horror when he shaves it. Yeo would still hit that.
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* [[The Rashomon]]: Lampshaded. [http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=177&title=movie It's ABOUT Rashomon]
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Leo's spirit animal is [[Hello Kitty]].
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* [[Rule of Cool]]: Why God's willing to overlook the [[You Fail Physics Forever]] in [[Star Trek (Filmfilm)|Star Trek]]
** Why Joe wore the eyepatch after beating George
* [[Running Gag]]: UH-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!
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** Why would you stab the Grimace?
* [[So Bad It's Good]]: Joe's raison d'etre is to watch movies that fit this trope.
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* [[Snap Back]]: People have been beaten up, shot, and even killed - and are perfectly fine next strip.
* [[Stuff Blowing Up]]: Michael Bay loves to do it.
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