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{{quote|"''As Vice President, Tyler [[Klingon Promotion|drowned]] [[William Henry Harrison|President Harrison]] in an Executives Only bathing pond. Everyone suspected a [[Values Dissonance|Savage assassin]], [[Klingon Promotion|and Tyler assumed]] [[Critical Research Failure|the throne of America]], along with the empty husband/father position in Harrison's grieving family. Tyler's achievements were overshadowed by [[Flat Earth Atheist|his apparent disbelief in witches,]] which lead to his transformation into one of the rare breeds of horse that Congress then had deemed [[But You Screw One Goat|fuckable by law]]. Strange time, huh?''"|'''The [[Professor Brothers]]''''s [[Critical Research Failure|liberal]] [[You Fail History Forever|interpretation]] of Tyler's term as President}}

{{quote|"''As Vice President, Tyler [[Klingon Promotion|drowned]] [[William Henry Harrison|President Harrison]] in an Executives Only bathing pond. Everyone suspected a [[Values Dissonance|Savage assassin]], [[Klingon Promotion|and Tyler assumed]] [[Critical Research Failure|the throne of America]], along with the empty husband/father position in Harrison's grieving family. Tyler's achievements were overshadowed by [[Flat Earth Atheist|his apparent disbelief in witches,]] which lead to his transformation into one of the rare breeds of horse that Congress then had deemed [[But You Screw One Goat!|fuckable by law]]. Strange time, huh?''"|'''The [[Professor Brothers]]''''s [[Critical Research Failure|liberal]] [[You Fail History Forever|interpretation]] of Tyler's term as President}}

John Tyler (aka "His Accidency") was the first Vice-President to inherit the Presidency. He was a longtime Democratic-Republican who was elected to the Vice Presidency on the Whig ticket, so he was rather unpopular with his former political supporters and had a tenuous relationship with his predecessor during his short vice-presidency.