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Some people appreciate being kissed. But then there's the one who is [[Allergic to Love]]. If this person is kissed by a person that he does not like (or sometimes even a person he ''does'' like), he will react with exaggerated disgust: he'll start spitting, for example, or rush off to wash off his mouth. It also doesn't necessarily have to be a romantic kiss; with an [[Accidental Kiss]], both characters may have this reaction. The title is a portmanteau of the words "kiss" and "disgusting".

* In one of the ''[[Code Geass]]'' sound episodes, Suzaku ends up [[It Makes Sense in Context|accidentally]] kissing [[Ho Yay|Lelouch]]. Lelouch freaks out (and Rolo screams), but Suzaku actually seems okay with it.

* ''[[Naruto]]'' and Sasuke have an [[Accidental Kiss]] in one of the earlier episodes/chapters and react with disgust.

* In ''[[Airmaster]]'' Nagato asks Kinjiro to kiss him to make his pain go away and he does. Nagato feels better afterwards, Kinjiro\x8D however feels sick.

* Rito and Ren in ''[[To Love LOVE-Ru]]'' have an [[Accidental Kiss]] and react by gagging in disgust.

* An accidental example shows up in ''[[Quest for Camelot]]'', between the two-headed dragon Devon and Cornwall.

* ''[[Bachelor Party]]'': after Gary learns that the female escort he was making out with is really a man we see him standing in the shower desparately washing his face, and his crotch. To quote the script:

* ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'': Pacha tries to give Kuzco mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and then Kuzco wakes up. Cut to the next scene with Kuzco gargling to get the germs out and Pacha insisting that it wasn't a kiss.

* Lucy does this whenever Snoopy kisses her in ''[[Peanuts]]'', running away screaming for iodine or disinfectant. In one instance, Snoopy felt "pretty nauseated" himself.

* Happened a few times in ''[[Garfield (Comic Strip)|Garfield]]'':

** [http://garfield.nfshost.com/1980/10/04/ Jon got kissed by Garfield when attempting to get Liz to kiss him.]{{Dead link}}

** [http://garfield.nfshost.com/1981/09/27/ Jon started spitting after kissing Garfield's paw to make it feel better.]{{Dead link}}

** [http://garfield.nfshost.com/1992/03/09/ Garfield kissed Jon while he was still asleep.]{{Dead link}}

** Also happens any time Garfield gets slurped by Odie.

* In the Russian novel ''[[Dead Souls]]'', protagonist chichikov is "kissed" (well, licked) on the mouth by a dog. Understandably, he spits out after this.

* Done in the ''[[Deep Space Nine]]'' episode "The House Of Qwark". Due to the peculiarities in Klingon law, a wife of a lord had to marry Qwark, as he was the lord's presumed killer (it was really an accident during a drunken bar brawl). The ceremony ended with a kiss, which she spit out. After he helped get her house back properly, she gave him a proper kiss.

* Dick, from [[Veronica Mars]] gets seduced by a call girl hired by his little brother. Cassidy's revenge kicks in when we see Dick bursting out of his car, screaming and spitting "What the hell is that?!", to which the deep voice call girl says "What do you call yours?" much to Dick's chagrin.

* When ''[[Chuck]]'' kisses Casey in an ill-found attempt to save his life, both react with disgust. Casey spits while Chuck makes a face.

* On an episode of ''[[Batman: The Animated Series|Batman the Animated Series]]'', Batman acted this way when Poison Ivy kissed him. Justified in that she's known to use poisoned lipstick.

* Bart does this at the end of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' episode "Bart Gets an F", Bart impulsively kisses the teacher, and regrets doing so afterward.

** Another example would be in "Flaming Moe's", when one of Lisa's friends pounches Bart to kiss him on the mouth on a dare, and he spits twice in response to this.

** Seen when a human girl is turned into a cat, and Billy has to choose whether she can be turned back into a human or he can; Billy decides to let her have the human-transformation instead, and in gratitute, the girl kisses him on the mouth while she's in human form, and he's in cat form; instead of enjoying it, he just wipes his mouth with his paw and mutters "[[Gender Scoff|ugh, girls.]]"

** A borderline example (as his discomfort is somewhat mild) would be from when Billy frees several female cats from captivity in a boat, and afterwards they are all shown kissing him. This shows that his discomfort at being kissed by human girls can't be attributed to being a cat; or at least not exclusively; as he doesn't exactly enjoy the affection from feline females, either.

* In an episode of ''[[The Mask (animation)|The Mask]]'', when Dr. Pretorius takes control of the Mask's body, he forces The Mask to kiss Mrs. Peenman ([[For the Evulz]]). After this, both of them scream and The Mask runs away, gargles an ''entire tube of mouthwash'', and chews and spits out an entire package of gum.

* ''[[Superman: The Animated Series|Superman the Animated Series]]'' has it as well. Pretty but wicked Mala kisses a handsome soldier, who wipes his lips on the back of his hands when she isn't looking, thoroughly revolted.

* In the first episode of ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', Coconuts kisses a picture of Dr. Robotnik, and the expression on the picture turns into one of disgust.

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