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* [[Arc Break]]: At the last planet of a given galaxy. (almost always with a [[Cliff Hanger]])
* [[Arc Break]]: At the last planet of a given galaxy. (almost always with a [[Cliff Hanger]])
* [[Armor-Piercing Slap]], [[Megaton Punch]]: After watching Sakura Haruno do the impossible (with a little help from her Inner Sakura) Mike understands that only such attack can penetrate the [[Made of Iron]] [[Big Bad]], and in a later chapter helps Linda learn it from the [[Megaton Punch]] mistress: Naru Narusegawa.
* [[Armor-Piercing Slap]], [[Megaton Punch]]: After watching Sakura Haruno do the impossible (with a little help from her Inner Sakura) Mike understands that only such attack can penetrate the [[Made of Iron]] [[Big Bad]], and in a later chapter helps Linda learn it from the [[Megaton Punch]] mistress: Naru Narusegawa.
{{quote| '''Mike''': I call it... the Feminist Fist!}}
{{quote|'''Mike''': I call it... the Feminist Fist!}}
* [[Author Avatar]]: Mike. {{spoiler|And to a lesser degree, Lord Xig-Lem too.}}
* [[Author Avatar]]: Mike. {{spoiler|And to a lesser degree, Lord Xig-Lem too.}}
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: The word "fulminating" is used a lot, at least in the English version. [[Blind Idiot Translation|This sounds more natural in Spanish.]]
* [[Author Vocabulary Calendar]]: The word "fulminating" is used a lot, at least in the English version. [[Blind Idiot Translation|This sounds more natural in Spanish.]]
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* [[Catch Phrase]]: 'You can't hide anywhere: Cosmo Break!' (sometimes followed by 'You can't beat what you can't reach: Eternal Return!') Mixes with [[Calling Your Attacks]].
* [[Catch Phrase]]: 'You can't hide anywhere: Cosmo Break!' (sometimes followed by 'You can't beat what you can't reach: Eternal Return!') Mixes with [[Calling Your Attacks]].
* [[Celibate Hero]]: Mike tries to lay low on the love thing, shunnin every [[Girl of the Week]] he finds in his and Linda's travels. To the point of making her answer this:
* [[Celibate Hero]]: Mike tries to lay low on the love thing, shunnin every [[Girl of the Week]] he finds in his and Linda's travels. To the point of making her answer this:
{{quote| '''Rini''': Are you her boyfriend?<br />
{{quote|'''Rini''': Are you her boyfriend?
'''Mike''': ''Man, what do I do? If I say something inappropriate, Linda will kill me!''<br />
'''Mike''': ''Man, what do I do? If I say something inappropriate, Linda will kill me!''
'''Linda''': YES HE IS! <br />
'''Linda''': YES HE IS!
'''Mike''': I am? }}
'''Mike''': I am? }}
* [[Censor Steam]]: Linda uses her Fog spell to cover the entire Hinata Hotsprings with smoke to bath alongside Mike without making him uncomfortable.
* [[Censor Steam]]: Linda uses her Fog spell to cover the entire Hinata Hotsprings with smoke to bath alongside Mike without making him uncomfortable.
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* [[Cooldown Hug]]: Used in Pretty Cure's chapter, to subdue a rampaging Cure. Good example also on the first Virtual Galaxy planet: Linda is shocked at [[The Reveal]] involving her, and Mike says that 97% probability of 'yes' still has 3% probability of 'no'.
* [[Cooldown Hug]]: Used in Pretty Cure's chapter, to subdue a rampaging Cure. Good example also on the first Virtual Galaxy planet: Linda is shocked at [[The Reveal]] involving her, and Mike says that 97% probability of 'yes' still has 3% probability of 'no'.
* [[Covert Pervert]]: Linda becomes more and more of this with each chapter. Shonenji picks on her in that subject:
* [[Covert Pervert]]: Linda becomes more and more of this with each chapter. Shonenji picks on her in that subject:
{{quote| '''Linda''': ''Grrr, now that I think about it, he didn't try anything when we were in the hotsprings... doesn't he find me attractive or what?''<br />
{{quote|'''Linda''': ''Grrr, now that I think about it, he didn't try anything when we were in the hotsprings... doesn't he find me attractive or what?''
'''Shonenji''': Does some unspeakable fantasy roam your mind, Lady Linda? }}
'''Shonenji''': Does some unspeakable fantasy roam your mind, Lady Linda? }}
* [[Crazy Enough to Work]]: When nothing can stop Lord Xig-Lem's chakra-stuffed giant monster, our hero does Shadow Clone Jutsu... in order to do a [[Fusion Dance]] with it. His raw power was the same but with the stats multiplier that the Metamur clothes gave him.
* [[Crazy Enough to Work]]: When nothing can stop Lord Xig-Lem's chakra-stuffed giant monster, our hero does Shadow Clone Jutsu... in order to do a [[Fusion Dance]] with it. His raw power was the same but with the stats multiplier that the Metamur clothes gave him.
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* [[Debut Queue]]: Every new loli and Genderiel follows a strict, historical order of appearance.
* [[Debut Queue]]: Every new loli and Genderiel follows a strict, historical order of appearance.
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]:
* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?]]:
{{quote| '''Haruhi''': I'm sure you grabbed her like this, you little devil. (grabs Linda's boobs)<br />
{{quote|'''Haruhi''': I'm sure you grabbed her like this, you little devil. (grabs Linda's boobs)
'''Linda''': HEY! (pushes Haruhi) Feminist Fist! (punches her in the face)<br />
'''Linda''': HEY! (pushes Haruhi) Feminist Fist! (punches her in the face)
'''Kyon''': ''We are SO doomed!'' }}
'''Kyon''': ''We are SO doomed!'' }}
* [[Embarrassing Nickname]]:
* [[Embarrassing Nickname]]:
{{quote| '''Shonenji''': Do you insist on calling me things I am not? Now I am angry!<br />
{{quote|'''Shonenji''': Do you insist on calling me things I am not? Now I am angry!
'''Linda''': Shonny, please, don't be so picky...<br />
'''Linda''': Shonny, please, don't be so picky...
'''Shonenji''': Not you too, Lady Linda! }}
'''Shonenji''': Not you too, Lady Linda! }}
* [[Even the Girls Want Her]]: In [[Haruhi Suzumiya]]'s chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such a reaction from Mikuru (or at least that was Kyon's reasoning).
* [[Even the Girls Want Her]]: In [[Haruhi Suzumiya]]'s chapter, it's the reason Haruhi picked Linda to be a new brigade member: to see if she could get such a reaction from Mikuru (or at least that was Kyon's reasoning).
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* [[Fourth Wall]]: Acknowledged in this quote from Mike's: 'I have just suffered the [[Anticlimax Boss]], [[Big Damn Heroes]] and [[God Mode Sue]] tropes!'
* [[Fourth Wall]]: Acknowledged in this quote from Mike's: 'I have just suffered the [[Anticlimax Boss]], [[Big Damn Heroes]] and [[God Mode Sue]] tropes!'
* [[Gag Boobs]]: Linda is at first oblivious to her... power over men, but this is a good example:
* [[Gag Boobs]]: Linda is at first oblivious to her... power over men, but this is a good example:
{{quote| '''Raine''': Marta, before you leave... would you let me ask you something personal?<br />
{{quote|'''Raine''': Marta, before you leave... would you let me ask you something personal?
'''Linda''': (posing as Marta) ''Oh no, she busted us!''<br />
'''Linda''': (posing as Marta) ''Oh no, she busted us!''
'''Raine''': What... well, what CUP SIZE do you use now?<br />
'''Raine''': What... well, what CUP SIZE do you use now?
'''Linda''': Enough talking about my boobs! }}
'''Linda''': Enough talking about my boobs! }}
* [[Gainax Ending]]
* [[Gainax Ending]]
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* [[Love Freak]]: Mike is a rare male example of what was said about Lolicon being fatherly love (of which he approves) instead of evil lust (which is what is corrupting the Toon World and why he was chosen as his savior)
* [[Love Freak]]: Mike is a rare male example of what was said about Lolicon being fatherly love (of which he approves) instead of evil lust (which is what is corrupting the Toon World and why he was chosen as his savior)
* [[Love Makes You Evil]]: Shojonoe, being the Genderiel of Shojo, feels the need of being romantically attached to someone. Anyone. She met Lord Xig-Lem, and the rest is history...
* [[Love Makes You Evil]]: Shojonoe, being the Genderiel of Shojo, feels the need of being romantically attached to someone. Anyone. She met Lord Xig-Lem, and the rest is history...
{{quote| '''Shonenji''': ''Shojonoe, why did you defect to the wrong side? What you feel for such a villain is dangerous... and self-destructing''.}}
{{quote|'''Shonenji''': ''Shojonoe, why did you defect to the wrong side? What you feel for such a villain is dangerous... and self-destructing''.}}
* [[Magical Girl]]: Linda, when she pacts with Mahorita, the Genderiel of Maho Shojo and gets her own superpowers, complete with [[Transformation Sequence]].
* [[Magical Girl]]: Linda, when she pacts with Mahorita, the Genderiel of Maho Shojo and gets her own superpowers, complete with [[Transformation Sequence]].
* [[Magnet Hands]]: Lord Xig-Lem can manipulate, activate and even resize his Mirror Shield without touching it, which comes in handy when he has his hands busy grabbing a helpless loli.
* [[Magnet Hands]]: Lord Xig-Lem can manipulate, activate and even resize his Mirror Shield without touching it, which comes in handy when he has his hands busy grabbing a helpless loli.
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* [[Naive Everygirl]]: Linda has traits of these, even when she's near Mike's realistic influence.
* [[Naive Everygirl]]: Linda has traits of these, even when she's near Mike's realistic influence.
* [[Naked First Impression]]:
* [[Naked First Impression]]:
{{quote| '''Mike''': (narrates) That was a shock! Along with her memories, Linda had also lost her manners! Only she would have dared to appear before me wearing... arg, I can't end the phrase!}}
{{quote|'''Mike''': (narrates) That was a shock! Along with her memories, Linda had also lost her manners! Only she would have dared to appear before me wearing... arg, I can't end the phrase!}}
** ... Absolutely nothing. There, I said it!
** ... Absolutely nothing. There, I said it!
* [[Nobody Poops]]: Inverted. In [[Love Hina]] 's chapter, Linda hurriedly asks where is the bathroom...
* [[Nobody Poops]]: Inverted. In [[Love Hina]] 's chapter, Linda hurriedly asks where is the bathroom...
{{quote| '''Shonenji''': Remember, Lord Mike, that Lady Linda has her biological necessities too.<br />
{{quote|'''Shonenji''': Remember, Lord Mike, that Lady Linda has her biological necessities too.
'''Mike''': Ah, yes, I forgot that we travel from here to there, never really stopping... }}
'''Mike''': Ah, yes, I forgot that we travel from here to there, never really stopping... }}
* [[No Pronunciation Guide]]: So, the boy's name is pronounced Mee-keh...
* [[No Pronunciation Guide]]: So, the boy's name is pronounced Mee-keh...
{{quote| '''Shonenji''': Again with the silly nicks, Lord Mike? How about I call you Mickey?}}
{{quote|'''Shonenji''': Again with the silly nicks, Lord Mike? How about I call you Mickey?}}
* [[Occidental Otaku]]: Mike is an example of this in his own world.
* [[Occidental Otaku]]: Mike is an example of this in his own world.
* [[Official Couple]]: (at the very last chapter, till then, it's a neverending [[Ship Tease]])
* [[Official Couple]]: (at the very last chapter, till then, it's a neverending [[Ship Tease]])
* [[One Steve Limit]]: The following interchange between the two friends...
* [[One Steve Limit]]: The following interchange between the two friends...
{{quote| '''Linda''': You said this move is the key to drill through Xig-Lem's defenses, right?<br />
{{quote|'''Linda''': You said this move is the key to drill through Xig-Lem's defenses, right?
'''Mike''': Correct, you already were witness to Sakura managing to do it.<br />
'''Mike''': Correct, you already were witness to Sakura managing to do it.
'''Linda''': [[Cardcaptor Sakura|The card-catching girl?]]<br />
'''Linda''': [[Cardcaptor Sakura|The card-catching girl?]]<br />
'''Mike''': [[Naruto|No, the ninja one!]] }}
'''Mike''': [[Naruto|No, the ninja one!]] }}
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* [[Panty Shot]]: When Linda uses her [[Transformation Sequence]] ripped off of [[Moetan]], being the well endowed girl she is, Mike gets a good view (and a healthy boner)
* [[Panty Shot]]: When Linda uses her [[Transformation Sequence]] ripped off of [[Moetan]], being the well endowed girl she is, Mike gets a good view (and a healthy boner)
* [[Party in My Pocket]]: The recruited Genderiels shack up inside one of the humans' souls to rest.
* [[Party in My Pocket]]: The recruited Genderiels shack up inside one of the humans' souls to rest.
{{quote| '''Gotchi''': Now I will enter the girl's soul, looks comfier.<br />
{{quote|'''Gotchi''': Now I will enter the girl's soul, looks comfier.
'''Mike''': Hey! Are you saying MY soul is dirty? Just go and make Rita company...! }}
'''Mike''': Hey! Are you saying MY soul is dirty? Just go and make Rita company...! }}
* [[Power Crystal]]: Shojonoe threw a sharp crystal with the intention of killing someone, but it was embedded in Linda's head for two straight galaxies, a la Radioactive Man... (during that period the crystal worked as a plot advancement trinket)
* [[Power Crystal]]: Shojonoe threw a sharp crystal with the intention of killing someone, but it was embedded in Linda's head for two straight galaxies, a la Radioactive Man... (during that period the crystal worked as a plot advancement trinket)
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* [[Save Both Worlds]]: Mike is chosen to save the Toon World and the Real World, by stopping the flow of negative energy (regarding Lolicon) coming from the most insane, troubled part of humankind. There is a difference between a harmless pedophile and a child molester, you know.
* [[Save Both Worlds]]: Mike is chosen to save the Toon World and the Real World, by stopping the flow of negative energy (regarding Lolicon) coming from the most insane, troubled part of humankind. There is a difference between a harmless pedophile and a child molester, you know.
* [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud]]: Done to ridiculous lengthts during the [[Tales (series)]] chapter:
* [[Saying Sound Effects Out Loud]]: Done to ridiculous lengthts during the [[Tales (series)]] chapter:
{{quote| '''Mike''': (posing as Emil) *clinc* Playtime's over... aaarg! (PLAM!) (ras-ras-ras!) It's the final strike! (PLAM!) (bzzz!) *insane laughter* Darkness Devours: Ain Soph Aur! (BOOM!) }}
{{quote|'''Mike''': (posing as Emil) *clinc* Playtime's over... aaarg! (PLAM!) (ras-ras-ras!) It's the final strike! (PLAM!) (bzzz!) *insane laughter* Darkness Devours: Ain Soph Aur! (BOOM!) }}
* [[Sealed Good in a Can]]: The Goddess of Lolicon.
* [[Sealed Good in a Can]]: The Goddess of Lolicon.
* [[Secret Test of Character]]: {{spoiler|Mike's meeting with Linda was a test done by the Goddess, to be sure she will be bringing a worthy savior to her world. Linda had to be a blank slate... to allow her to adopt her own likes, fears and whatnot from the boy.}}
* [[Secret Test of Character]]: {{spoiler|Mike's meeting with Linda was a test done by the Goddess, to be sure she will be bringing a worthy savior to her world. Linda had to be a blank slate... to allow her to adopt her own likes, fears and whatnot from the boy.}}
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* [[Subordinate Excuse]]: Shojonoe began following Xig-Lem's every whim because she wanted to be the one on top of his 'galactic harem'.
* [[Subordinate Excuse]]: Shojonoe began following Xig-Lem's every whim because she wanted to be the one on top of his 'galactic harem'.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]:
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]:
{{quote| '''Linda''': Come on, Mike, I hope the next time you will let me watch...<br />
{{quote|'''Linda''': Come on, Mike, I hope the next time you will let me watch...
'''Mike''': That sounded quite dirty. }}
'''Mike''': That sounded quite dirty. }}
* [[The Chessmaster]]: You have to give Lord Xig-Lem that: the guy has really masterful plots...
* [[The Chessmaster]]: You have to give Lord Xig-Lem that: the guy has really masterful plots...
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* [[The Heartless]]: When [[The Dragon]] isn't made of pure darkness, it's some character's mind and body gone terribly haywire.
* [[The Heartless]]: When [[The Dragon]] isn't made of pure darkness, it's some character's mind and body gone terribly haywire.
* [[The Kid with the Remote Control]]: Mike also gets his own Transtector in the Masterforce universe:
* [[The Kid with the Remote Control]]: Mike also gets his own Transtector in the Masterforce universe:
{{quote| '''Mike''': ITS A FRIKKING GARBAGE TRUCK!<br />
{{quote|'''Mike''': ITS A FRIKKING GARBAGE TRUCK!
'''Linda''': I don't see any problem with it...<br />
'''Linda''': I don't see any problem with it...
'''Mike''': IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!? }}
'''Mike''': IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!? }}
* [[Theme Naming]]: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess [[Kodomo no Jikan|Shojonoe's name origin...]] Or [[Ojamajo Doremi|Mahorita's]]? Or [[Gotta Catch Them All|Gotchi]]? Not even [[Digimon Adventure|Digidude's]]? That's sad.
* [[Theme Naming]]: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess [[Kodomo no Jikan|Shojonoe's name origin...]] Or [[Ojamajo Doremi|Mahorita's]]? Or [[Gotta Catch Them All|Gotchi]]? Not even [[Digimon Adventure|Digidude's]]? That's sad.
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* [[The Reveal]]: Two of them, one involving Linda and other involving Lord Xig-Lem.
* [[The Reveal]]: Two of them, one involving Linda and other involving Lord Xig-Lem.
* [[This and That]]: In the Hinata Hotsprings:
* [[This and That]]: In the Hinata Hotsprings:
{{quote| '''Kaolla''': Hey, the boy with the funny glasses is naked... well, just as the girl is.<br />
{{quote|'''Kaolla''': Hey, the boy with the funny glasses is naked... well, just as the girl is.
'''Kitsune''': You're right! From here you couldn't tell, but I am sure they were about to do [[This and That]] to each other...<br />
'''Kitsune''': You're right! From here you couldn't tell, but I am sure they were about to do [[This and That]] to each other...
'''Mike''': (frozen) We weren't! }}
'''Mike''': (frozen) We weren't! }}
* [[This Is My Story]].
* [[This Is My Story]].
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* [[Villain Exit Stage Left]]: The heroes can never really defeat the villain, only force him to flee.
* [[Villain Exit Stage Left]]: The heroes can never really defeat the villain, only force him to flee.
* [[Wake Up Call Boss]]: the T-rex found in [[Dragon Ball]] 's chapter, served as a (not)tutorial for Mike's newfound powers as Knight of Lolicon.
* [[Wake Up Call Boss]]: the T-rex found in [[Dragon Ball]] 's chapter, served as a (not)tutorial for Mike's newfound powers as Knight of Lolicon.
{{quote| '''Shonenji''': How do you like them Knight's powers?<br />
{{quote|'''Shonenji''': How do you like them Knight's powers?
'''Mike''': Apart from pulling out a sword from nowhere, they are rather lame. }}
'''Mike''': Apart from pulling out a sword from nowhere, they are rather lame. }}
* [[What Is This Feeling?]]: {{spoiler|Losing his primary follower and fangirl made Xig-Lem reconsider shrugging off her sincere love.}}
* [[What Is This Feeling?]]: {{spoiler|Losing his primary follower and fangirl made Xig-Lem reconsider shrugging off her sincere love.}}