Kung-Fu Jesus: Difference between revisions

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* [[Incoming Ham]]/[[Ham to Ham Combat]]: The introduction to the "[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rpvf_god-hand-challenges-2_videogames God Hand Challenges 2]" video is an exercise in ham before the introductions themselves.

* [[It Runs On Nonsensoleum]]: Boxes are made from boxite, according to medibot.

* [[Lies Damned Lies and Statistics]]: Apparently men with beards are 10% to 30% more likely to have beards than men without beards. However, IlluminatusVespucci thinks they might have to have a survey to be sure, but it's good to have a concrete range if you're going to publish something like that.

* [[Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics]]: Apparently men with beards are 10% to 30% more likely to have beards than men without beards. However, IlluminatusVespucci thinks they might have to have a survey to be sure, but it's good to have a concrete range if you're going to publish something like that.

* [[Noodle Incident]]:

{{quote| '''pokecapn''': Hey, it's the Great Cornholio!<br />

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* [[Running Gag]]: Every random enemy type has a collective name. Every random NPC who is not named in game has no name.

* [[Self Deprecation]]:

* [[Self-Deprecation]]:

{{quote| '''IlluminatusVespucci''': You look like a real jerk!<br />

'''pokecapn''': Well I ''am'' an LPer. }}

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* [[The Unpronouncable]]: IlluminatusVespucci accepted this (though they got better by the [[Let's Play]] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Let's Play)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]), and so the others call him "Ill-Ves".

* [[The Watson]]: Many of the [[Special Guest|Special Guests]] have never played God Hand, and so have to have the game explained to them as it is going on.

* [[Worst Whatever Ever]]: Or rather, "stupidest meeting room ever," Kung-Fu Jesus' reaction to [[Five Bad Band|the Four Devas']] [[No OSHA Compliance|meeting room]].

* [[Worst Whatever Ever]]: Or rather, "stupidest meeting room ever," Kung-Fu Jesus' reaction to [[Five-Bad Band|the Four Devas']] [[No OSHA Compliance|meeting room]].

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{{quote| '''Chocolina''': I couldn't do anything as a tiny little Chocobo. I was so helpless.<br />

'''Dreamsower''': What. }}

* [[Freud Was Right]]: When the [[Infinity ~~Plus One~~ Sword|Odinbolt]]'s stats raise Serah's to 69 on strength and magic, they have to draw attention.

* [[Freud Was Right]]: When the [[Infinity+1 Sword|Odinbolt]]'s stats raise Serah's to 69 on strength and magic, they have to draw attention.

* [[Funny Afro]]: Taken [[Up to Eleven]] when [[Downloadable Content|the recruited]] [[Afro Asskicker|Sazh]] gets an accessory called "Afro and Silver Chick", giving his afro a second afro akin to a pyramid.

* [[Ho Yay]] ([[In Universe]]): Medibot thought that having a lisp was just him "being into dudes". Or being [[British Accents|British]]. Whichever works.

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* [[Male Gaze]]: Kung Fu Jesus has a tendency to focus the camera on Serah's chest or hindquarters specifically for this reason.

* [[Marathon Boss]]: Royal Ripeness took them about a full half-hour video to defeat.

* [[~~Mes~~ a Crowd]]: [[Played for Laughs]] with the "many Caiuses".

* [[Me's a Crowd]]: [[Played for Laughs]] with the "many Caiuses".

* [[Fan Nickname]]: Kung-Fu Jesus consistently calls [[Team Pet|Mog]] "Moog".

* [[Not So Different]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEo-HP5KDw&feature=channel&t=11m47s According to the posse], the duos of Serah and Noel versus Yuel and Caius. They even call the latter just another simultaneous Final Fantasy game.

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** pokecapn in general. His sole research for the role of commentator was downloading 3 gigs of final fantasy porn before showing up for the first session.

** And then there's the reaction to [[Freud Was Right|Serah's stats going up to 69 for strength and magic power each when they get the Odinbolt]].

* [[Screw This I'm Outta Here]]: After dealing with the slots at Serendipity and the [[Goddamn Bats]] in Academia 400, he gets fed up and just shuts off the game.

* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: After dealing with the slots at Serendipity and the [[Goddamn Bats]] in Academia 400, he gets fed up and just shuts off the game.

* [[Sentai]]: Of miniflans. [[It Makes Sense in Context]].

* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]: medibot thinks this of the Chocobos in the "find the Chocobos" mission from Chocolina as Sazh. He believes each one represents a sin [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|as he would]]. This gets even funnier [[I Knew It|when later chocobos are literally named after sins]], like [[Lust|Luxuria]], [[Green Eyed Monster|Nied]], and [[Greed]].

* [[Seven Deadly Sins]]: medibot thinks this of the Chocobos in the "find the Chocobos" mission from Chocolina as Sazh. He believes each one represents a sin [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|as he would]]. This gets even funnier [[I Knew It|when later chocobos are literally named after sins]], like [[Lust|Luxuria]], [[Green-Eyed Monster|Nied]], and [[Greed]].

** [[Cute Is Evil]]: As a result.

* [[The Silent Bob]]: medibot, for the first few videos he's present.

* [[The Smart Guy]]: Pokecapn.

* [[So Last Season]]: [[The Medic|Buttercup]] the [[Penny Arcade|cat in the hat]], [[Elemental Powers|Tim and Tango]] the imps, and even the [[Made of Iron]] [[Stone Wall|Crushabolic]] all suffer from this over the course of the game.

* [[So Okay ~~Its~~ Average]] ([[In-Universe]]): [[Medibot (Let's Play)|Medibot]]'s description of the game when he finally speaks, noting that the game is so average that it leaves him completely uncaring, owing to why he didn't speak previously.

* [[So Okay It's Average]] ([[In-Universe]]): [[Medibot (Let's Play)|Medibot]]'s description of the game when he finally speaks, noting that the game is so average that it leaves him completely uncaring, owing to why he didn't speak previously.

{{quote| '''Medibot''': This is a game, that, despite the parts, comes together to elicit absolutely no response from me. I feel ''nothing'' about this game. I could not be ''more'' nonplussed. It's amazing! It's fascinating! Just how nonplussed I am.}}

* [[Speech Impediment]]: Apparently medibot has a lisp. It's not okay if you make fun of others with a lisp, but it is okay when you make fun of his lisp, or so he says.

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'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Indeed. }}

* [[Stupidity Is the Only Option]]: The posse feels this way about the "correct" solutions to any one problem.

* [[What the Hell Hero]]: The posse calls Kung Fu Jesus out on skipping an early cutscene because he got bored of it, when they are playing the game to play the ''whole'' game, not just look at what they find enjoyable.

* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: The posse calls Kung Fu Jesus out on skipping an early cutscene because he got bored of it, when they are playing the game to play the ''whole'' game, not just look at what they find enjoyable.