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* After the first night when Lute, Shamsiel, and Gladys are visiting Fronce, the next morning Queen Aphrodia asks her personal maids if the guests were doing well. The maids reply that they figured the guests slept pretty well, although some said they were hearing [[Immodest Orgasm|"animal sounds"]] at one point.
* The actual "business" part of Lute's trip to Fronce: Lute was there trying to lift the ban/tariffs on bras from Edelland being imported to Fronce. When going to meet with Queen Aphrodia, Shamsiel takes one look at the throne room and goes, "Say Lute. Do you think sex in here would feel nice?" Lute [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually starts cracking up,]] but thankfully the trumpets announcing them drowned it out. Then, after the initial introductions, Lute asks if everyone else (mostly the men) would leave the room. Queen Aphrodia asks if he was planning to kill her. Lute responds "Yes". Naturally everyone flips out and are seconds from sending him to the dungeon, but he clarifies that it was just an expression, and he meant he would "kill her" with the pleasure of a covered bust (meaning a bra). He tells her that he had brought many new brassieres made specifically for her, and that he wanted some privacy to show her. She asks him if she would become his "captive", and again he jokingly responds "Yes, a captive of bras". Count Roche and Marquis Cuvier try to tell the queen that it would be a bad idea to be alone with him, and Marquis Cuvier even reminds her of the ban on bras and that the bras they brought should be confiscated. Instantly, Queen Aphrodia tells Cuvier not to go near those bras, because they weren't "merchandise", but instead a gift. Once more the men are told to leave the room, but they point out that Lute is a man too, and that he may try to assault the Queen. Lute in turn says "Do you think a man who couldn't hold himself back would be able to successfully govern a country with Gladys or Shamsiel by his side?" Even the Queen laughs at the fact that he once more told off Marquis Cuvier. All the men aside from Lute leave the room. Aristera and Droit (Motaire's former groupies) step up to address Lute, but the Queen cuts them off pretty quick in order to have Lute and the others start their presentation. They begin showing the queen the bras, using Shamsiel as a model, and once the bra show was done? All the ladies' faces were flushed. The Queen enjoyed all of the bras shown, and Lute tells her he had 10 of each made specially for her, and that he even brought some as gifts for her maids. They're all ecstatic, and then Lute tells the Queen that it's a shame that bras can't be imported to the rest of Fronce due to the ban/tariffs, and it is disappointing that none of the other women of Fronce could experience their happiness of high quality bras. The Queen immediately summons Cuvier and orders him to lift the ban/tariffs, claiming it to be an outrage to ban bras. Cuvier tries to persuade her, but Queen Aphrodia once more orders him to take care of it immediately, and if she found out the ban was still in place tomorrow, he'd be in trouble with her. He complies and the ban is removed moments later. This is EXTREMELY funny when you realize that she actually didn't want to place a ban on bras to begin with due to hers getting worn out and needing new ones. Perhaps the funniest thing about this whole ordeal is that it took Lute's group a week or two to get to Fronce to negotiate, but then he resolved the entire issue in a matter of minutes.
* After the business portion of the trip to Fronce concludes, Queen Aphrodia secretly arranges to have a "secret" meeting with Lute in Count Roche's room alone. She thanks him for his gifts and commends him for his kingliness in getting the ban lifted so quickly. She makes hints at them having a repeat of their first meeting back in Boan. {{spoiler|[[Coitus Ensues|Lute obviously obliges, but it's funny that it starts out with just groping again, but she kind of teases him about if he had the guts to try going all the way with her, which she said she wouldn't do, because she was of higher class than him}}... [[Coitus Ensues|Guess what happens about 30 seconds after she says this?]] {{spoiler|That's not all though, it turns out she was instigating him, because she was going to try to humiliate him due to her being 3/4 demon, she thought that would make her able to outlast and best him, except that what she (nor he, technically) didn't know, was that Lute is half-incubus, which is the highest class of demon, so he bests her yet again, and she has several orgasms}}.
** Another funny detail about this meeting is that Marquis Cuvier apparently knew about the Queen meeting with Lute alone for 2 hours... His first thought? "I hope they didn't have intimate relations together... Perish the thought." OH THE IRONY!
* A few days before the end of Lute's business in Fronce is to conclude, Lute is invited to participate in a hunt for boars in a nearby forest with Queen Aphrodia. In said forest, everyone encounters a giant cyclops. Everyone else panics and either tries to fight it (and fail) or stand still like a deer in headlights. Lute on the other hand, sees that the cyclops isn't actually evil or mean, rather it's just trying to scare them away from its territory, because it's just as scared. He even ends up playing Rock-paper-scissors with it (and loses), thus befriending it. To everyone's amazement, he and the cyclops continue playing games together for a few more hours before parting ways.
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