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'''Sam''': Oh, like there aren't any pictures of ''you'' and a callgirl.<br />
'''Sam''': Oh, like there aren't any pictures of ''you'' and a callgirl.<br />
'''Mallory''': No. There aren't any pictures of me and a callgirl.<br />
'''Mallory''': No. There aren't any pictures of me and a callgirl.<br />
'''Sam''': ... [[Girl On Girl Is Hot|Well, that's a crime.]] }}
'''Sam''': ... [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Well, that's a crime.]] }}
* Also on ''[[The West Wing]]'':
* Also on ''[[The West Wing]]'':
{{quote| '''Josh''': Let's do this: find out what her problem is, solve it and then, I don't know, do something else.<br />
{{quote| '''Josh''': Let's do this: find out what her problem is, solve it and then, I don't know, do something else.<br />
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* In ''[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|Portal 2]]'', during the [[Final Boss]] fight, if you let Rick the Adventure Sphere talk long enough, he will eventually ask if you have a "[[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|Cool Line]]" prepared for when you kill {{spoiler|Wheatley}}. After some unsuccessful attempts to think one up himself, he will try to [[Invoked Trope|invoke]] one by asking Chell to get {{spoiler|Wheatley}} to say "You two have been a thorn in my side for long enough!", reminding you to do so as he is plugged in. Once all three cores are plugged in and the final part of the fight starts up, {{spoiler|Wheatley}}'s dialogue will have now changed slightly to include Rick's setup line word-for-word. Rick then delivers his "[[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|Cool Line]]". It's... a little underwhelming.
* In ''[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|Portal 2]]'', during the [[Final Boss]] fight, if you let Rick the Adventure Sphere talk long enough, he will eventually ask if you have a "[[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|Cool Line]]" prepared for when you kill {{spoiler|Wheatley}}. After some unsuccessful attempts to think one up himself, he will try to [[Invoked Trope|invoke]] one by asking Chell to get {{spoiler|Wheatley}} to say "You two have been a thorn in my side for long enough!", reminding you to do so as he is plugged in. Once all three cores are plugged in and the final part of the fight starts up, {{spoiler|Wheatley}}'s dialogue will have now changed slightly to include Rick's setup line word-for-word. Rick then delivers his "[[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|Cool Line]]". It's... a little underwhelming.
{{quote| '''Rick''': "Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down. Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."}}
{{quote| '''Rick''': "Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down. Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."}}
* ''[[Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (Video Game)|Assassin's Creed Brotherhood]]'':
* ''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (Video Game)|Assassin's Creed Brotherhood]]'':
{{quote| '''Desmond''':''(stereotypical Italian accent)'' Ey, what's-a-matter you Altair?<br />
{{quote| '''Desmond''':''(stereotypical Italian accent)'' Ey, what's-a-matter you Altair?<br />
'''Rebecca''': That's racist!<br />
'''Rebecca''': That's racist!<br />
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'''Ivy:''' I love your face when it's ugly. Which is all the time. }}
'''Ivy:''' I love your face when it's ugly. Which is all the time. }}
* In ''[[Goblins (Webcomic)|Goblins]]'', Minmax is notoriously bad at witty banter.
* In ''[[Goblins (Webcomic)|Goblins]]'', Minmax is notoriously bad at witty banter.
{{quote| '''Kin:''' Minmax! [[Ret Gone|Stop throwing your clothes]] into [[Negative Space Wedgie|the hole]]!<br />
{{quote| '''Kin:''' Minmax! [[Ret-Gone|Stop throwing your clothes]] into [[Negative Space Wedgie|the hole]]!<br />
'''Minmax:''' [[Ret Gone|I haven't thrown anything into the hole yet!]] You're the one throwing craziness into the hole 'cause you're craz... No, wait, you're... You're throwing... Yourself... No. Wait. You're... Yeah! Yeah! You're throwing yourself into the crazy hole!<br />
'''Minmax:''' [[Ret-Gone|I haven't thrown anything into the hole yet!]] You're the one throwing craziness into the hole 'cause you're craz... No, wait, you're... You're throwing... Yourself... No. Wait. You're... Yeah! Yeah! You're throwing yourself into the crazy hole!<br />
''[[Beat]]''<br />
''[[Beat]]''<br />
'''Minmax:''' Heh. Burn. }}
'''Minmax:''' Heh. Burn. }}
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