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{{quote|''"Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy ... because he's a sick little weirdo."''|'''Deku Tree''' - Adamwestlapdog's Ocarina of Time Abridged}}
{{quote|''"Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is one boy who does not have a fairy ... because he's a sick little weirdo."''|'''Deku Tree''' - Adamwestlapdog's Ocarina of Time Abridged}}


{{quote|'''Link:''' Sarcastic comment!<br />
{{quote|'''Link:''' Sarcastic comment!
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!<br />
'''Navi:''' Blatant stupidity!
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!<br />
'''Rauru:''' Sexual innuendo!
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!<br />
'''Sheik:''' Generic female voice!
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!|Xanauzumaki's Ocarina of Time Abridged}}
'''Navi:''' Something about muffins!|Xanauzumaki's Ocarina of Time Abridged}}


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* [[All Women Love Shoes]]: Navi has some despite having no feet at all.
* [[All Women Love Shoes]]: Navi has some despite having no feet at all.
* [[Already Met Everyone]]:
* [[Already Met Everyone]]:
{{quote| '''Link''': ''"Hey, are all you sages just gonna turn out to be all the people I met as a kid?"''<br />
{{quote|'''Link''': ''"Hey, are all you sages just gonna turn out to be all the people I met as a kid?"''
'''Princess Ruto''': ''"Yeah, probably."'' }}
'''Princess Ruto''': ''"Yeah, probably."'' }}
* [[Already Undone for You]]: Lampshaded in the Fire Temple and averted in the Forest Temple.
* [[Already Undone for You]]: Lampshaded in the Fire Temple and averted in the Forest Temple.
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* [[Ax Crazy]]: [[Fan Boy|Uncle Fanboy]], after a second filler episode in a row was released.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: [[Fan Boy|Uncle Fanboy]], after a second filler episode in a row was released.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Never call Tatl "Navi". Like Navi, she doesn't have any patience with morons like Link. Link, of course, refuses to learn that his new partner's name is Tatl.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Never call Tatl "Navi". Like Navi, she doesn't have any patience with morons like Link. Link, of course, refuses to learn that his new partner's name is Tatl.
{{quote| '''Link:''' Then you should have gone before you left!}}
{{quote|'''Link:''' Then you should have gone before you left!}}
** Uncle Fanboy can't stand filler episodes.
** Uncle Fanboy can't stand filler episodes.
* [[Big No]]: At the end of the opening dream sequence.
* [[Big No]]: At the end of the opening dream sequence.
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Opening dream sequence and episode 6 (twice).
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Opening dream sequence and episode 6 (twice).
{{quote| '''Link''': I mean he didn't have a penis so technically he didn't stick anything anywhere but it was the fact he was trying frightened me.}}
{{quote|'''Link''': I mean he didn't have a penis so technically he didn't stick anything anywhere but it was the fact he was trying frightened me.}}
* [[Brain Bleach]]: Episode 5 after looking into AdamWestsLapdog's room.
* [[Brain Bleach]]: Episode 5 after looking into AdamWestsLapdog's room.
{{quote| '''Link''': Ah! My virgin eyes!}}
{{quote|'''Link''': Ah! My virgin eyes!}}
* [[Brick Joke]]: In the last episode of OoT, Ganondorf {{spoiler|recognises the room he's been banished to as the room seen in episode five}}.
* [[Brick Joke]]: In the last episode of OoT, Ganondorf {{spoiler|recognises the room he's been banished to as the room seen in episode five}}.
** Single-episode variant in episode 2 of [[Majoras Mask]]. Link spends a few minutes near the beginning obsessing over the dead tree in the tunnel (you know the one), and how it "looks so sad". Tatl finally snaps him out of it, and they proceed through the first three-day cycle. They eventually get to the clock tower, where [[Card-Carrying Villain|Skull Kid]] prompts them to look up, and the episode ends with:
** Single-episode variant in episode 2 of [[Majoras Mask]]. Link spends a few minutes near the beginning obsessing over the dead tree in the tunnel (you know the one), and how it "looks so sad". Tatl finally snaps him out of it, and they proceed through the first three-day cycle. They eventually get to the clock tower, where [[Card-Carrying Villain|Skull Kid]] prompts them to look up, and the episode ends with:
{{quote| '''Link:''' Holy sweet zombie Jesus, look at the moon! It's got a face! And it looks so sad...}}
{{quote|'''Link:''' Holy sweet zombie Jesus, look at the moon! It's got a face! And it looks so sad...}}
* [[Blatant Lies]]:
* [[Blatant Lies]]:
{{quote| '''Man on Flying Carpet''': "I am not this ''great'' [[Osama Bin Laden|Bin Laden]] that you speak of. I am... American businessman. Osama... Erm... Smith. See! I drive American Mustang. (Holds up scroll with strange symbols.) And look: English."}}
{{quote|'''Man on Flying Carpet''': "I am not this ''great'' [[Osama Bin Laden|Bin Laden]] that you speak of. I am... American businessman. Osama... Erm... Smith. See! I drive American Mustang. (Holds up scroll with strange symbols.) And look: English."}}
* [[Call Back]]: In episode 8.
* [[Call Back]]: In episode 8.
{{quote| '''Ganondorf''': What are you screaming for, boy?<br />
{{quote|'''Ganondorf''': What are you screaming for, boy?
'''Link''': Oh, sorry, I got confused for a while and thought this was episode one. }}
'''Link''': Oh, sorry, I got confused for a while and thought this was episode one. }}
* [[Calling Your Attacks]]: Every single action in the Ganondorf vs. Link fight.
* [[Calling Your Attacks]]: Every single action in the Ganondorf vs. Link fight.
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* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Navi, and especially Tatl. Link's idiocy is just snark fodder.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Navi, and especially Tatl. Link's idiocy is just snark fodder.
* [[Death by Irony]]: Parodied with Volvagia.
* [[Death by Irony]]: Parodied with Volvagia.
{{quote| '''Link:''' "So a country-singing dragon had it's head smashed in with a giant hammer... How ironic."}}
{{quote|'''Link:''' "So a country-singing dragon had it's head smashed in with a giant hammer... How ironic."}}
* [[Difficulty Spike]]: According to Link, mastering [[Guitar Hero]] on medium is impossible unless you have a tarantula trained to press the buttons.
* [[Difficulty Spike]]: According to Link, mastering [[Guitar Hero]] on medium is impossible unless you have a tarantula trained to press the buttons.
* [[Double Entendre]]: Episode two
* [[Double Entendre]]: Episode two
{{quote| '''Deku Tree''': I want you... inside me.<br />
{{quote|'''Deku Tree''': I want you... inside me.
'''Navi''': Don't you think you could have worded that a little bit better? }}
'''Navi''': Don't you think you could have worded that a little bit better? }}
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: Darunia
* [[Dreadful Musician]]: Darunia
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* [[Fan Boy|Fanboys]]: They get mentioned some times.
* [[Fan Boy|Fanboys]]: They get mentioned some times.
* [[Filler]]: There are some filler episodes and they are lampshaded:
* [[Filler]]: There are some filler episodes and they are lampshaded:
{{quote| '''Rauru''': ''"Stop mentioning the filler episode or else the fanboys will get enraged."''}}
{{quote|'''Rauru''': ''"Stop mentioning the filler episode or else the fanboys will get enraged."''}}
** Whilst on his search for the Sage of the Farm.
** Whilst on his search for the Sage of the Farm.
* [[Flashback Echo]]: Lampshaded
* [[Flashback Echo]]: Lampshaded
{{quote| '''Link''': ''"Oh, because this is just a memory. And in memories, the last two words of every sentence get said three times ... three times ... three times."''}}
{{quote|'''Link''': ''"Oh, because this is just a memory. And in memories, the last two words of every sentence get said three times ... three times ... three times."''}}
* [[Fire and Brimstone Hell]]: Navi states the reason link can't be dead is because when he dies, he'll "end up in a place with a lot more fire and brimstone." [[Completely Missing the Point|Link wonders why he'd end up in a fire and brimstone factory.]]
* [[Fire and Brimstone Hell]]: Navi states the reason link can't be dead is because when he dies, he'll "end up in a place with a lot more fire and brimstone." [[Completely Missing the Point|Link wonders why he'd end up in a fire and brimstone factory.]]
* [[Going Commando]]: Purely a comfort thing for Link.
* [[Going Commando]]: Purely a comfort thing for Link.
* [[Global Warming]]: Parodied in the intro of episode 10 of Majora's Mask.
* [[Global Warming]]: Parodied in the intro of episode 10 of Majora's Mask.
{{quote| This episode is brought to you by [[Al Gore]].}}
{{quote|This episode is brought to you by [[Al Gore]].}}
* [[Hammerspace]]: Lampshaded when Link asks where he's been keeping all his coins.
* [[Hammerspace]]: Lampshaded when Link asks where he's been keeping all his coins.
* [[Idiot Hero]]: For starters Link thought the Deku Tree just had a funny last name instead of an actual tree.
* [[Idiot Hero]]: For starters Link thought the Deku Tree just had a funny last name instead of an actual tree.
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** {{spoiler|But instead he turns out to be the link from the [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|animated show]].}}
** {{spoiler|But instead he turns out to be the link from the [[The Legend of Zelda (animation)|animated show]].}}
** Upon getting the hook shot and mistaking it for a mini-rocket launcher:
** Upon getting the hook shot and mistaking it for a mini-rocket launcher:
{{quote| '''Navi''': I think it's actually a hook shot.<br />
{{quote|'''Navi''': I think it's actually a hook shot.
'''Link''': Oh please, who would ever want to shoot a hook? }}
'''Link''': Oh please, who would ever want to shoot a hook? }}
* [[Locked Door]]: Who needs keys when you have a giant hammer?
* [[Locked Door]]: Who needs keys when you have a giant hammer?
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** Also the sacred stones, which Zelda wants for no reason other than they look pretty.
** Also the sacred stones, which Zelda wants for no reason other than they look pretty.
* [[Minor Flaw, Major Breakup]]: Link almost stayed with Saria before his adventure even began but run away after Saria asked if he would want to watch [[Whoopi Goldberg]] movies with him.
* [[Minor Flaw, Major Breakup]]: Link almost stayed with Saria before his adventure even began but run away after Saria asked if he would want to watch [[Whoopi Goldberg]] movies with him.
{{quote| '''Saria''': ''"Why does no one likes Whoopi Goldberg except me?"'' }}
{{quote|'''Saria''': ''"Why does no one likes Whoopi Goldberg except me?"'' }}
** He also assumes Nabooru has man hands as soon as he picks up the Silver Gauntlets.
** He also assumes Nabooru has man hands as soon as he picks up the Silver Gauntlets.
* [[Music for Courage]]: Played with, since it's Ganondorf who played the uplifting music after Zelda complained that he was playing dark music for twenty minutes.
* [[Music for Courage]]: Played with, since it's Ganondorf who played the uplifting music after Zelda complained that he was playing dark music for twenty minutes.
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* [[Poke the Poodle]]: Pre-time skip Ganondorf runs on this, his most evil crime being stealing a glow-in-the-dark baseball.
* [[Poke the Poodle]]: Pre-time skip Ganondorf runs on this, his most evil crime being stealing a glow-in-the-dark baseball.
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: Subverted twice, both by Link.
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: Subverted twice, both by Link.
{{quote| '''Link''': Son of a bi-<br />
{{quote|'''Link''': Son of a bi-
'''Narrator''': Meanwhile two seconds earlier at the exact same location.<br />
'''Narrator''': Meanwhile two seconds earlier at the exact same location.
'''Link''': Son of a biscuit. }}
'''Link''': Son of a biscuit. }}
* [[Public Service Announcement]]: Parodied, King Zora warns us that we shouldn't eat adventurers because being a [[Womb Level]] could be unhealthy. Paraphrased a well known ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Sez]]'' clip.
* [[Public Service Announcement]]: Parodied, King Zora warns us that we shouldn't eat adventurers because being a [[Womb Level]] could be unhealthy. Paraphrased a well known ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Sez]]'' clip.
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]:
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]:
{{quote| '''Link''', ''on The Legend of Zelda TV series'': Can't! Resist! Dorkiness!}}
{{quote|'''Link''', ''on The Legend of Zelda TV series'': Can't! Resist! Dorkiness!}}
*  [[Punny Name]]: In the original. Tatl the fairy has a brother named Tael. If you put them together you get {{spoiler|Tael Tatl}}.
*  [[Punny Name]]: In the original. Tatl the fairy has a brother named Tael. If you put them together you get {{spoiler|Tael Tatl}}.
* [[Rule of Three]]: See [[Flashback Echo]] above.
* [[Rule of Three]]: See [[Flashback Echo]] above.
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* [[Schizo-Tech]]: Aside from the actual occasions of this in the original games, a lot of things from our modern world has found their way into the [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]].
* [[Schizo-Tech]]: Aside from the actual occasions of this in the original games, a lot of things from our modern world has found their way into the [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]].
* [[Selective Obliviousness]]: Link is stupid but he does have his smart moments. He openly ignores anything Zelda says that implies she isn't his girlfriend.
* [[Selective Obliviousness]]: Link is stupid but he does have his smart moments. He openly ignores anything Zelda says that implies she isn't his girlfriend.
{{quote| '''Zelda''': I'm going to throw you in the dungeon.<br />
{{quote|'''Zelda''': I'm going to throw you in the dungeon.
'''Link''': Aw, you're so sweet. Did you hear that, Navi? She's giving us a room. }}
'''Link''': Aw, you're so sweet. Did you hear that, Navi? She's giving us a room. }}
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: Lots, mainly his editing, voiceacting, and catchphrases.
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: Lots, mainly his editing, voiceacting, and catchphrases.
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* [[Spoiled Brat]]: Zelda.
* [[Spoiled Brat]]: Zelda.
* [[Squick]]: In-universe, on various occasions.
* [[Squick]]: In-universe, on various occasions.
{{quote| '''Link:''' If I wasn't a plant I'd be vomiting right now.}}
{{quote|'''Link:''' If I wasn't a plant I'd be vomiting right now.}}
* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Episode 2
* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Episode 2
{{quote| '''Link''': Not like there's a dungeon or anything inside you.<br />
{{quote|'''Link''': Not like there's a dungeon or anything inside you.
'''Deku Tree''': Yeah... And if I did - which I don't - it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements... also other monsters. }}
'''Deku Tree''': Yeah... And if I did - which I don't - it probably wouldn't have multiple floors and basements... also other monsters. }}
* [[Take That]]: [[Abridged Series Tropes|As usual]] with this type of series. Some "victims" include [[Whoopi Goldberg]], Cliff Richard, [[Halo]] 3 and [[Richard Nixon]].
* [[Take That]]: [[Abridged Series Tropes|As usual]] with this type of series. Some "victims" include [[Whoopi Goldberg]], Cliff Richard, [[Halo]] 3 and [[Richard Nixon]].
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* [[This Loser Is You]]: Uncle Fanboy
* [[This Loser Is You]]: Uncle Fanboy
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: A number of character, but Link is the biggest example.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: A number of character, but Link is the biggest example.
{{quote| '''Navi''': ''"How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me."''}}
{{quote|'''Navi''': ''"How you've managed to survive this long is a mystery to me."''}}
** When Link breaks into Hyrule castle the guards mistake him for a walking, talking hedge.
** When Link breaks into Hyrule castle the guards mistake him for a walking, talking hedge.
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: Our hero's full name is [[Linkin Park|Link Inpark]].
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: Our hero's full name is [[Linkin Park|Link Inpark]].
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** There's a mailbox inside Lord Jabu Jabu. It's lampshaded by Link.
** There's a mailbox inside Lord Jabu Jabu. It's lampshaded by Link.
* [[Well, Excuse Me, Princess!]]: Zelda, taken to extremes.
* [[Well, Excuse Me, Princess!]]: Zelda, taken to extremes.
{{quote| '''Zelda's First Line''': Hey, assface, how'd you get past my guards?}}
{{quote|'''Zelda's First Line''': Hey, assface, how'd you get past my guards?}}
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?]]: According to Rauru, it's the gayest superpower ever.
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?]]: According to Rauru, it's the gayest superpower ever.
* [[Who's Laughing Now?]]: People called Dande mad for digging up graves for an underground race course but then Link visits him. Subverted since Navi immediately points out that it's still completely insane.
* [[Who's Laughing Now?]]: People called Dande mad for digging up graves for an underground race course but then Link visits him. Subverted since Navi immediately points out that it's still completely insane.
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* [[You Have to Burn the Web]]: Unfortunately, the Deku Tree (and the rest of the Kokiri Forest) also happened to be flammable. 
* [[You Have to Burn the Web]]: Unfortunately, the Deku Tree (and the rest of the Kokiri Forest) also happened to be flammable. 
* [[You Shall Not Pass]]:
* [[You Shall Not Pass]]:
{{quote| '''Biggoron''': ''"My name is Biggoron, guardian of this temple and I say: none shall pass. Especially any heroes of time who stole the sword from me in the last series."}}
{{quote|'''Biggoron''': ''"My name is Biggoron, guardian of this temple and I say: none shall pass. Especially any heroes of time who stole the sword from me in the last series."}}
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=== ''[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]'''s version includes examples of the following tropes: ===
=== ''[http://www.youtube.com/user/xanauzumaki xanauzumaki]'''s version includes examples of the following tropes: ===
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* [[Compensating for Something]]: Ganondorf has a really tiny penis, doesn't he?
* [[Compensating for Something]]: Ganondorf has a really tiny penis, doesn't he?
* [[Curse Cut Short]]: After the Zora King takes a LONG time to move out of the way.
* [[Curse Cut Short]]: After the Zora King takes a LONG time to move out of the way.
{{quote| '''Link:''' Son of a bi-- [''cut to Shad'']<br />
{{quote|'''Link:''' Son of a bi-- [''cut to Shad'']
'''Shad:''' After cleverly censoring the word "bitch" with this scene transition... }}
'''Shad:''' After cleverly censoring the word "bitch" with this scene transition... }}
* [[Dirty Old Man]]: Mayor Bo. AND HOW.
* [[Dirty Old Man]]: Mayor Bo. AND HOW.
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* [[Expy]]: Rauru is basically Mayor Bo 2.0.
* [[Expy]]: Rauru is basically Mayor Bo 2.0.
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: This...
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: This...
{{quote| '''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And remember, if you fail me again i won't just kill you, i'll rape you.<br />
{{quote|'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' And remember, if you fail me again i won't just kill you, i'll rape you.
'''Link:''' WHAT!<br />
'''Link:''' WHAT!
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[Mind Rape|Mentally]].<br />
'''Happy Mask Salesman:''' [[Mind Rape|Mentally]].<br />
'''Link:''' Oh...Well i guess<br />
'''Link:''' Oh...Well i guess<br />
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*** Navi, you were supposed to say it before I said her name.
*** Navi, you were supposed to say it before I said her name.
* [[Patchwork Map]]: Lampshaded in episode 11 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
* [[Patchwork Map]]: Lampshaded in episode 11 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
{{quote| '''Link:''' What the hell? The desert is located right next to Lake Hylia?<br />
{{quote|'''Link:''' What the hell? The desert is located right next to Lake Hylia?
'''Auru:''' Hell yeah!<br />
'''Auru:''' Hell yeah!
'''Link:''' Is it even geographically possible for those two completely different climates to be located right next to each other without any kind of natural transition at all?<br />
'''Link:''' Is it even geographically possible for those two completely different climates to be located right next to each other without any kind of natural transition at all?
'''Auru:''' Well, in the land of Hyrule it is! In fact, if you walk through a door in Zora's Domain and keep walkin' for about two meters, you'll end up in a snowy mountain region!<br />
'''Auru:''' Well, in the land of Hyrule it is! In fact, if you walk through a door in Zora's Domain and keep walkin' for about two meters, you'll end up in a snowy mountain region!
'''Link:''' What the hell is wrong with the geography of this game?<br />
'''Link:''' What the hell is wrong with the geography of this game?
'''Auru:''' Look, kid... there's a lot of things wrong with this game besides the geography.  }}
'''Auru:''' Look, kid... there's a lot of things wrong with this game besides the geography.  }}
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot]]: Which could explain why the opening conversation in episode 13 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' revolves around nothing but wisdom teeth.
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot]]: Which could explain why the opening conversation in episode 13 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' revolves around nothing but wisdom teeth.
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** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi.
** Also, Link from ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' gives one to Navi.
* [[Reality Warper]]: The Happy Mask Salesman
* [[Reality Warper]]: The Happy Mask Salesman
{{quote| '''Happy Mask Salesman:'''Reality is my bitch, and i keep my pimp hand strong.}}
{{quote|'''Happy Mask Salesman:'''Reality is my bitch, and i keep my pimp hand strong.}}
* [[Remembered I Could Fly]]: To get from the Hyrule Castle dungeon to Princess Zelda's room, Midna suggests navigating through the sewers and traversing the rooftops, and Link actually does all this... only for Midna to remember at the last minute that she could have teleported him there and saved him all the trouble.
* [[Remembered I Could Fly]]: To get from the Hyrule Castle dungeon to Princess Zelda's room, Midna suggests navigating through the sewers and traversing the rooftops, and Link actually does all this... only for Midna to remember at the last minute that she could have teleported him there and saved him all the trouble.
{{quote| '''Link:''' I... hate you... so much...}}
{{quote|'''Link:''' I... hate you... so much...}}
** There are also a few episodes of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' where Navi suddenly remembers that she could actually fly.
** There are also a few episodes of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' where Navi suddenly remembers that she could actually fly.
* [[Sassy Black Woman]]: In a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, Telma is depicted as this.
* [[Sassy Black Woman]]: In a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, Telma is depicted as this.
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* [[Shout-Out]]: The guy sitting on the magic carpet in the middle of the Haunted Wasteland selling Bombchus is implied to be the ancestor of Coro, the guy with the afro in Faron Woods who sells Link a Lantern and Lantern Oil in [[Twilight Princess]].
* [[Shout-Out]]: The guy sitting on the magic carpet in the middle of the Haunted Wasteland selling Bombchus is implied to be the ancestor of Coro, the guy with the afro in Faron Woods who sells Link a Lantern and Lantern Oil in [[Twilight Princess]].
** A flashback in Episode 3 of ''Majora’s Mask Abridged'' has a [[Shout-Out]] to the Cabbage Salesman from [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]].
** A flashback in Episode 3 of ''Majora’s Mask Abridged'' has a [[Shout-Out]] to the Cabbage Salesman from [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]].
{{quote| '''Tatl:''' Skull Kid, I don’t think you should be recklessly cartwheeling like that.<br />
{{quote|'''Tatl:''' Skull Kid, I don’t think you should be recklessly cartwheeling like that.
'''Skull Kid:''' You can’t tell me what to do! Ha ha! *crash offscreen* Oh, shit.<br />
'''Skull Kid:''' You can’t tell me what to do! Ha ha! *crash offscreen* Oh, shit.
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' *offscreen* MY CABBAGES!!!<br />
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' *offscreen* MY CABBAGES!!!
'''Skull Kid:''' I am SO sorry.<br />
'''Skull Kid:''' I am SO sorry.
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' Nowhere I go is safe! NOWHERE! }}
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' Nowhere I go is safe! NOWHERE! }}
* [[Somebody Else's Problem]]: The Sages in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', when they don't want to deal with Ganondorf, decide to make him this.
* [[Somebody Else's Problem]]: The Sages in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', when they don't want to deal with Ganondorf, decide to make him this.
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* [[Tempting Fate]]: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. ALL THE TIME.
* [[Tempting Fate]]: Link from ''Twilight Princess Abridged''. ALL THE TIME.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]
{{quote| '''Majora's Mask:''' You think I'm afraid of you because you're a dick? I eat dicks for breakfast!<br />
{{quote|'''Majora's Mask:''' You think I'm afraid of you because you're a dick? I eat dicks for breakfast!
'''Link:''' Um...<br />
'''Link:''' Um...
'''Majora's Mask:''' ...That didn't come out right. }}
'''Majora's Mask:''' ...That didn't come out right. }}
* [[That's What She Said]]: What could very well be Darunia's [[Catch Phrase]].
* [[That's What She Said]]: What could very well be Darunia's [[Catch Phrase]].
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* [[Throw It In]]: Several examples, though the biggest one is probably Midna mistakenly calling the Mirror Shards "Fused Shadows" in an episode. It eventually turned into a [[Running Gag]].
* [[Throw It In]]: Several examples, though the biggest one is probably Midna mistakenly calling the Mirror Shards "Fused Shadows" in an episode. It eventually turned into a [[Running Gag]].
* [[Token White]]: {{spoiler|Xana.}}
* [[Token White]]: {{spoiler|Xana.}}
{{quote| '''Ganondorf:''' Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!}}
{{quote|'''Ganondorf:''' Oh my god! He's so white! I'm going blind!}}
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Navi.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Navi.
** Also, Tael.
** Also, Tael.
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* [[Unsound Effect]]: Clang, clang.
* [[Unsound Effect]]: Clang, clang.
** Poof.
** Poof.
{{quote| '''Zant:''' That wasn't epic at all.}}
{{quote|'''Zant:''' That wasn't epic at all.}}
* [[Voice of the Legion]]: '''HE SPOKE BLASPHEMY!'''
* [[Voice of the Legion]]: '''HE SPOKE BLASPHEMY!'''
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: "You can't harm the invincible Majora! [...] Aaaagh! Bubbles! My one weakness!"
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]]: "You can't harm the invincible Majora! [...] Aaaagh! Bubbles! My one weakness!"
* [[A Wizard Did It]]: Fairies can't be killed by traditional means! Why? Magic!
* [[A Wizard Did It]]: Fairies can't be killed by traditional means! Why? Magic!
** Link would normally not be able to survive a fall down a giant hole at the beginning of ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', but that flower broke his fall. What is that flower made of? Magic!
** Link would normally not be able to survive a fall down a giant hole at the beginning of ''Majora's Mask Abridged'', but that flower broke his fall. What is that flower made of? Magic!
{{quote| '''Skull Kid:''' I guess magic really ''is'' the answer to everything!}}
{{quote|'''Skull Kid:''' I guess magic really ''is'' the answer to everything!}}
* [[Yandere]]: Saria. She made an ocarina out of ''{{spoiler|one of her ribs}}''.
* [[Yandere]]: Saria. She made an ocarina out of ''{{spoiler|one of her ribs}}''.
{{quote| {{spoiler|"Its okay! Girls have an extra rib anyways!"}}}}
{{quote|{{spoiler|"Its okay! Girls have an extra rib anyways!"}}}}
* [[Yank the Dog's Chain]]: When Link asks random game characters for the location of the Hidden Village, the Hero's Shade is excited, rejoicing that after thirteen episodes he'll finally have his time in the spotlight... but then Link decides to ask someone else instead.
* [[Yank the Dog's Chain]]: When Link asks random game characters for the location of the Hidden Village, the Hero's Shade is excited, rejoicing that after thirteen episodes he'll finally have his time in the spotlight... but then Link decides to ask someone else instead.
** Dammit!
** Dammit!
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: Courtesy of the Deku Tree.
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: Courtesy of the Deku Tree.
{{quote| '''Link:''' Seriously, can you quit it with the old English? No one talks like that anymore.<br />
{{quote|'''Link:''' Seriously, can you quit it with the old English? No one talks like that anymore.
'''Deku Tree:''' Screweth you. }}
'''Deku Tree:''' Screweth you. }}
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* [[Covert Pervert]]: Tetra.
* [[Covert Pervert]]: Tetra.
* [[Curse Cut Short]]: 
* [[Curse Cut Short]]: 
{{quote| '''King of Red Lions''': "Link, you have to stop watching [[Thundercats|such bullsh]]-- [''intro begins'']}}
{{quote|'''King of Red Lions''': "Link, you have to stop watching [[Thundercats|such bullsh]]-- [''intro begins'']}}
* [[Emo Teen]]: Prince Komali.
* [[Emo Teen]]: Prince Komali.
* [[Idiot Hero]] / [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Link. Every other character in the series has good reason to call him a dumbass.
* [[Idiot Hero]] / [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Link. Every other character in the series has good reason to call him a dumbass.