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''See [[Let's Play/Funny/2]] for more funny moments.''
* [[Brain Scratch Commentaries/Funny|Brain Scratch Commentaries]]
* [[Chip Cheezum/Funny|Chip Cheezum]]
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* [[Electrical Beast/Funny|Electrical Beast]]
* [[Freelance Astronauts/Funny|Freelance Astronauts]]
* [[
* [[Hellfire Commentaries/Funny|Hellfire Commentaries]]
* [[Josh Jepson/Funny|Josh Jepson]]
* [[Medibot/Funny|Medibot]]
* [[Minecraft:
** [[
** [[
* [[Northernlion/Funny|Northernlion]]
* [[Pokecapn/Funny|Pokecapn]]
** [[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006
* [[Raocow/Funny|Raocow]]
* [[Retsupurae/Funny|Retsupurae]]
* [[The Runaway Guys/Funny|The Runaway Guys]]
** [[Chuggaaconroy/Funny|Chuggaaconroy]]
** [[
** [[Proton Jon/Funny|Proton Jon]]
* [[Slowbeef/Funny|Slowbeef]]
* [[Spoiler Warning/Funny|Spoiler Warning]]
* [[The Spoony Experiment/Funny|The Spoony Experiment]]
* [[
* [[Tatsudoshi/Funny|Tatsudoshi]]
* [[Team Four Star/Funny|Team Four Star]]
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== [[Let's Play]] ==
===
* CaptianGarlic's LP of [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/IWD2/index.html Icewind Dale 2] is wall-to-wall hilarity, particularly with Urggzob, a psychotic half-orc barbarian/fighter whose every line is ''pure'' gold.
{{quote|'''[[The Berserker|Urggzob]]''': "WHY IS URGGZOB IN THE BUBBLE? LET URGGZOB OUT!"
'''[[Only Sane Man|Kruskrack]]''': "One of [[Everything's Worse with Bears|them]] was about to have your leg off, Urggzob."
'''Urggzob''': "That's what it is ''for!'' It detaches for ''extra'' crushing antics!" }}
** Or...
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'''Napalm''': Uncultured ''bastards!'' }}
=== Nakar's Ultima ===
* Let us not forget the masterpiece that is Nakar's LP of the majority of [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%204-6/ the] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%20VII/ Ultima] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/SerpentIsle/ series,] with his character, a female druid named Steve, doing everything in her power to get every valuable/useful treasure possible while killing everybody that she feels needs killing (some multiple times) throughout Ultima IV-VII and Martian Dreams. The best moments come from Steve's adventures starting from Ultima VI, where, to reflect on the fact that Origin has started giving NPCs better dialogue and characterization, Nakar has provided even more glaringly obvious clues that Steve ''really'' isn't the best person to be Avatar, and given other characters extra lines that they probably would not have said had they not met someone as misanthropic, selfish, and insane as Steve. For example, [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%204-6/Update%2052/index.html when Steve shows off her new enchanted staves in Ultima VI:]
{{quote|'''Steve''': LB, great news! [[Bag of Spilling|I've finally remembered how to cast 7th Circle spells for like the fifteenth time since I started coming to your chickenshit country!]]
'''Lord British''': [[Lord British Postulate|You're not going to try Kill on me again, are you? Because that doesn't work.]]
'''Steve''': No no, this time I've used my powers for constructive purposes, with the spell Enchant!
'''Lord British''': Really? ...well I'll be damned. I guess you can sometimes do something without being a complete jackass.
'''Steve''': I have enchanted one of these two staves with the In Corp (Kill) spell, affectionately dubbed '''Killstick'''. The other is enchanted with Vas Mani (Great Heal). Behold as I, without the expenditure of magical points or reagents, heal Shamino of all injuries!
''Use-Staff''
''With In Corp''
''On whom: Shamino''
'''Steve''': ...did that work?
''Lord British waves his hand, and Shamino is resurrected!''
'''Lord British''': My God, is this what she's like when you guys aren't here?
'''Iolo''': I'm afraid so.
'''Lord British''': And people put up with this?
'''Shamino''': Well, not exactly. She-
'''Dupre''': Shhhhh!
'''Seggallion''': She shot everyone in Skara Brae with a cannon, for one thing.
'''Steve''': Dude! Be cool!
'''Sherry''': [[Fetish Fuel|She made me have sex with some lady!]]
'''Steve''': That was a birthday present! Mice have birthdays, right?
'''Lord British''': Steve, are you fucking '''serious'''? No wonder everyone hates me.
'''Steve''': I'm not the one who goes running off to Doom every five games. You know how many mirrors I've been trapped in before? I mean besides the time I went into the mirror to rescue you. And that one time in Ultima II. But other than those two times never.
'''Lord British''': If I let you go to the gargoyle world unaccompanied I just '''know''' you're going to fuck everything up. I'm coming along.
'''Dupre''': Wait, what?
''<Lord British joins the party>''
'''Lord British''': Right, because we can completely trust Steve after everything she's done so far.
'''Iolo''': That's........... a surprisingly solid point, your majesty.
'''Lord British''': Alright prom queen, let's mosey. }}
** Also, Steve's magnificent scheme [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%20VII/Update%207/index.html to acquire a triple crossbow in Ultima VII. From Iolo's store. To give to Iolo.]
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'''Iolo''': [[Precision F-Strike|Jesus.]] }}
** Then, to round it off, they rob the bank.
{{quote|'''Steve''': Well, since certain assholes spent all the money we [[Good Bad Bugs|ripped off the wisps]] last time we were here, we're gonna need to rob the bank.
'''Spark''': Couldn't we just work for it?
'''Steve, Iolo, Shamino''': Hahahahahahahahha.
'''Steve''': Seriously though I have a brilliant plan. }}
** Not going to spoil the plan, but let's just say it all goes fine until:
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** And then when Steve [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%20VII/Update%208/index.html forces Dupre to carry a piece of a boat for her:]
{{quote|'''Dupre''': Say, you're not going to make me carry a boat again, right?
'''Steve''': Oh no, no, not a boat. ''[[Reality Warper|<hackmoves the ship's hold to Dupre>]]'' Just part of one.
'''Dupre''': I don't think it's actually physically possible to carry the hold of a ship, Steve.
'''Steve''': You're just not trying hard enough.
'''Dupre''': I think I tore something in my arm. I say something because this is a pain unlike any other I have experienced in my life and it seems I have sundered tendons which until quite recently were only assumed to exist within the human body.
'''Shamino''': More booze, then?
'''Dupre''': [[I Need a Freaking Drink|Please.]] }}
** When Steve decides that she really needs to clean out all of the useless stuff that she's been carting around in her ship's hold '''''in''''' her backpack, she decides to remodel the museum [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|(shutting up Candice with two backpacks filled with more gold than what is normally considered possible)]] by disposing of much of the ancient Sosarian/Britannian legacy and putting up all the things that were ''really'' important for the Avatar (ie. her). This includes the ferryman from the recently-obliterated Skara Brae (replacing the Avatar statue), enough exotic weapons that are [[Sorting Algorithm of Weapon Effectiveness|"too shitty for us to actually bother using"]] to outfit all the residents of Lord British's castle (including one that shouldn't exist), extra sets of magic armor, a [[Crate Expectations|crate]] (set next to the "thing" that reads "Britannia's Greatest Military Achievements"), and a live baby (it's really a portable processing device for one of the most powerful weapons in the game). However, the best part is when Steve shows off her [http://www.dailymotion.com/Uryvichk/video/5837342 centerpiece exhibit], created from the aftermath of a live demonstration of what happens when you combine a misanthropic [[Designated Hero]] with [[
{{quote|'''Candice''': I... suppose it is a unique display. People will definitely be interested in part of this at least. Actually... you know what? This '''is''' better. That old stuff sucked balls.
'''Iolo''': Speaking of which, where '''did''' you put all the old exhibits, Steve?
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{{quote|'''Steve''': And then, and then, Iolo decides it's the proper time to declare allegiance to Lord British. Right in front of the fucking queen or whatever she is.
'''Shamino''': He never did have good judgment, did he?
'''Dupre''': [[Sequence Breaking|I can't help but think it should've been me in there.]]
'''Steve''': Yeah, but it isn't.
'''Dupre''': True. }}
** And then responds to the [[Kangaroo Court|corrupt trial]] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/SerpentIsle/Update%2019/index.html with her own brand of cheating.] [[It Makes Sense in Context|Which does absolutely nothing to help Iolo's case.]] {{spoiler|Because abusing Iolo is one of her favorite pastimes.}}
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'''Dupre''': That actually makes '''less''' sense than what we thought you were going to do with it. }}
** And later:
{{quote|'''[[The Dragon|Batlin]]''': ''<on phone>'' B-Dawg. Talk to me.
'''Steve''': Hahahhaha. I mean, uh, '''IS THIS BATLIN'''?
'''Batlin''': ...boss?
'''Steve''': '''Y-YEAH. THIS IS [[Big Bad|THE GUARDIAN.]] I AM. I AM THE GUARDIAN. AND I COMMAND YOU TO ANSWER WHETHER YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING'''.
'''Batlin''': Who is this? Is this the Avatar?
'''Steve''': Ummmmm... no?
'''Batlin''': What the '''hell''', Steve! Do you even know where I '''am'''? I barely even get a signal up here. My plan is going to fucking wring me dry thanks to you, the roaming fees are outrageous. Who even gave you this number?
'''Steve''': Uh, well...
'''The Guardian''': I was under oath, man, what was I supposed to do?
'''Batlin''': You told me this was for emergency calls '''only'''.
'''The Guardian''': We were just calling to ask about Iolo.
'''Batlin''': Well that is great, boss, that is just fucking fantastic. You called me to talk about Iolo. '''Iolo'''. That fat prick licks more of Lord British's asshole than his knocked-up chambermaid. Why the hell would you waste my time plotting against you and the Avatar and pretty much everybody while I'm freezing my nuts off to talk about '''Iolo'''?
'''Steve''': Lord British, is this true?
'''Lord British''': Yeah, he's a total asslicker.
'''Dupre''': Where did '''he''' come from?
'''Steve''': No further questions. I'll come by and kill you later buddy.
'''Batlin''': Yeah, I'd like to see you try. }}
*** "I call [[Mega Man (video game)|Pharaoh Man]] to witness before the Oracle."
** '''WOOB WOOB WOOB!'''
=== Synth Orange's Princess Maker 2 ===
* SynthOrange's [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Princess%20Maker%202/ Let's Play] of [[Princess Maker]] 2 is a solid, unbroken chain of hilarity. It starts early, with his deciding that since it's a [[Gainax]] game, the proper dad should be [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo Ikari]]. Key among them: Gendo, following {{spoiler|Lizzie's death against the War God}}, trying to prove to himself he's a good parent by playing an ''Evangelion'' Shinji-raising sim... {{spoiler|only to get a [[Gay Option|Shinji/Kaworu ending]]. Cue the [[Big No]].}}
{{quote|'''Cube:''' {{spoiler|...and he keeps ending up with Kaoru? Maybe if you sent him for more sports training...}}
'''Gendo:''' {{spoiler|NO! He's there too, and that just ends up with them both in the showers!}} }}
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** It's the little pieces of fanart that make this troper cry with laughter - Chapters 6 and 7 especially.
** Don't forget Gendo taking the bust enhancement pills.
* This part:
{{quote|'''Lizzie Shinkicker''': Daddy, why dont I have a mommy like the other children at school?
'''Gendo''': We've been through this before. I dont want to discuss it.
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'''Gendo''': ALRIGHT! Alright, shut up already ...sorry, Daddy didnt mean to yell at you. I'm a little... tired... right now. Come out from under the table and I'll tell you why you don't have a mommy. }}
** [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Princess%20Maker%202/Update%2011/index.html And then Gendo trying to pick up with] [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|his last kid]]...
{{quote|'''Gendo''': What... No! This isn't [[Gay Option|the ending]] I wanted! [[Ho Yay|*Kaworu and Shinji making out*]] NOOOOOOOOOO!
'''Lizzie''': Wow, that's really screwed up.
'''Satan''': I've seen some sick shit in my time, but that... }}
** [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Princess%20Maker%202/Update%204/index.html Or Lizzie's first tournament]
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'''Lizzie''': I'm Lizzie from the basement of the house by the bridge. }}
=== Didja Redo's Riviera: The Promised Land ===
* Didja Redo's [http://lparchive.org/Riviera-The-Promised-Land/ take on] ''[[Riviera: The Promised Land]]'' has many moments ,such as:
** Ghetto Hector. Hilariously gangsta.
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** Ledah's threat backfiring hilariously:
{{quote|'''Ledah:''' Really? This is how we're getting rid of demons now? By throwing rocks at them?
'''Ein:''' Oh, I'm so sorry for not giving you the chance to [[Freud Was Right|twirl your big, red phallus around. I know how much that excites you]].
'''Ledah:''' What's that, Lorelei? You want me to stab Ein in the eye socket if he ever makes fun of you again? Of course. For you, anything.
'''Ein:''' ...so what you're telling me here is that Lorelei is into [[Curse Cut Short|skullfu-]]
'''Rose:''' [[Squick|EW EW EW SHUT UP EW]] }}
** This Exchange:
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'''Ein:''' Okay. I could explain this to you, or we could just kill them all and pretend it never came up.
'''Ledah:''' [[Brain Bleach|Option two. Dear God, option two.]] }}
== Various Pokemon Plays ==
* This troper finds [[Only Known by Their Nickname|Modernday's]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yNr4mcrKF0 Let's Replay Pokemon Leaf Green] funny, but the best part is it's not just a Let's Play, it's more like a {{spoiler|crossover}} Fanfic with actual game play rather then text
** Then there's {{spoiler|[[Resident Evil Code: Veronica|Alfred's]]}} master plan. I had to pause to get myself back together just so I could continue watching.
** WEEDLE RAGE!
* Not Pigeon's Let's Play of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, starring Trielo the Treecko and Floyd the Squirtle, which can be found [http://www.letsplayforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=2012&hilit=blue+rescue+team here.]{{Dead link}} It features such highlights as:
** Linking to TV Tropes in just about every sentence.
** Lampshading the fourth wall instead of staying behind it
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** Trying to introduce Christmas in a world with no night.
** Pointing out just about every possible [[Double Entendre]] in a sentence, such as this:
{{quote|'''[[Card-Carrying Villain|Ekans]]''': Caterpie's mama will give us a generous reward-
=== '''Nether''': Wait, ''what''? That's ''sick''. Y'all are ''sick'' mother-
=== '''Floyd:''' Hey, language!
=== '''Trielo:''' Even not reading into it, your logic is pretty goddamned stupid. Butterfree's a middle-class housewife. ''Not'' the kind of person you can extort large sums of cash out of. }}
** Having a female Nidoran who should be male, who loves hugs and is very very bipolar.
* Even better: Not Pigeon recently finished the former LP, changed the ending and moved the two main characters to [
* [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Quartz/Update%201/index.html Lets Play Pokemon Quartz]. One word: BAROOOOOO!!!
** Ambar? You work for the ''Russians''?
** [[It Makes Sense in Context|Foe BABOS is in love with Swap.bear!]] '''[[Squick|CONTENT EDITED FOR SANITY]]'''
* Chorocojo's [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Emerald/ various] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Crystal/ Pokemon] [https://web.archive.org/web/20101124031021/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20FireRed/ Let's Plays] have lots of good moments, due in no small part to his amusing art and characterization. A few instances:
** In the ''Emerald'' LP, Misty's [[Atomic F-Bomb]] [[Distant Reaction Shot]] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20Emerald/chapter59.html upon realizing she needs a Wailord and a Relicanth] is great for a laugh. {{spoiler|Especially when it turns into a [[Brick Joke]] during the his [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Pokemon%20FireRed/Update%2030/index.html Fire Red LP later on.]}}
** Even heard by a Deoxys residing in the moon, [[Rule of Funny|where there's no sound whatsoever]]. Purest rage unfettered and raw indeed.
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''Haha, I bet she's fat BOOYEA. Gimme some.''
'''Fantina:''' Fantina being myself, of course!
[[Beat|...]]
=== '''''<big>FAUX PAS</big>''''' }}
** The [[Running Gag]] of flashing back to Rowan making Lady and Jeorge promise not to recklessly endanger themselves again when running into a situation that recklessly endangers them.
** This is one I don't know if anyone noticed; is it just me, or did absolutely ''no one'' notice the fact that the Igglybuff in Part 22 of the Pokemon Crystal Let's Play is a shiny? ...Not sure if it's just me, but...
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'''Met:''' ...HUH }}
== Other ==
* From Kung-Fu Jesus' Let's Play of [[God Hand]]:
{{quote|'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ''*with hysterical laughter*'' Ha ha! I'm cunt punchin' ya bitch!
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'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ''*completely serious*'' Oh shit, can you? I think the FDA shuts you down for that. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_d25p6Y4zs#t=02m15s MadMan's] [[BioShock (series)|Static Discharge]] angering a Big Daddy by mistake.
* [[
** "This is a game about...Daniel [[Ho Yay|falling in love]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|with]] [[Big Bad|Alexander]]..."
** Her Let's Play of [[Penumbra (video game series)|Penumbra]] is wickedly funny as well, but the shining moment is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sk4E3WWoRo Mangaminx's showdown with the zombie dogs] (towards the end of the video).
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** From the same LP, after several quite aggravating tries at navigating [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKVY-nsrfwo this segment], [[Hope Spot|he is just about to make it through]] when {{spoiler|the game chooses the worst possible moment to crash on him}}. His reaction pretty much says it all.
{{quote|'''JMan: '''{{spoiler|YOU DID NOT JUST CRASH! WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT?! GODDAMMIT!!!}}}}
* This troper's fond of [https://web.archive.org/web/20101124091416/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/FF8/ Leovinus' review of FFVIII], particularly [https://web.archive.org/web/20100926185101/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/FF8/chapter1-19.html this exchange] from Chapter 4: Christmas for Robert (what he renamed Squall):
{{quote|''Infiltrate a secure military compound and gain access to their ICBM stock? No problem! Seriously though, this is stupid. Borderline suicidal. No, we're not doing it. It's stupid. Really, really stupid. Whoever goes will be shot on sight. It is a suicide mission.''
'''[[The Scrappy|Zell]]:''' I'll do whatever Robert decides!
=== ''Suicide mission...'' "Whatever Robert decides!" ''Suicide mission...'' "Whatever Robert decides!" ''Suicide mission...'' "Whatever Robert decides!"
=== ...
=== ''I HAVE AN IDEA.'' }}
** Almost right after above (in which Robert sends [[The Scrappy|Zell]], [[Genki Girl|Selphie]] and Rinoa on the aforementioned suicide mission) we get this gem:
{{quote|'''Robert:''' We'll steal a train to get back to Garden, because Selphie liked trains, and... haha. Hahahahaha. Ahahahahahaha, this is great.}}
** Don't forget the [[Running Gag]] with Laguna, especially in [https://web.archive.org/web/20090901202048/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/FF8/chapter3-5.html Disc 3 Chapter 5]. {{spoiler|Laguna has aides.}}
** And what about Worf's {{spoiler|Vaginal}} Cannon?
** Kiros' increasingly over the top accusations of homosexuality towards every other male, especially Laguna.
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* Schildkrote's playthrough of [[Persona 3]] has some good ones, usually on the Main Character snarking about the people he hangs out with. This goes from deciding that Yukari must be pretty fucked up for having a woman chained to a cow head in her mind, his horror that {{spoiler|his [[Hot for Student|teacher is in love with him]]}} and his comments about [[Likes Older Women|Kenji's infatuation with his teacher]].
* Jade Star's LP of ''UFO: Aftermath'' has one that also counts as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] once [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOM%20-%20Aftermath/Update%2027/index.html the Reticulans try diplomacy.] As news of the possible peace spreads throughout the Council of Earth bases, various people react in different ways. One response came in the form of graffitti found at one of the European bases:
{{quote|
That is the Mark of the Alien]]
To be Unpure,
That is the Mark of the Alien
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That is the Mark of the Alien
To be Cleansed,
That is the Fate of all Alien"
** Earlier, the Reticulans single out Valhallan to focus all their wrath upon. Or rather, [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOM%20-%20Aftermath/Update%2014/index.html his crotch.]
* Guavamoment's [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOMUFODefense/index.html LP] of the original ''[[X-COM]]'' has plenty of moments, such as Terashell "losing his anal virginity" to Floater plasma fire, and [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOMUFODefense/Update%2016/index.html this].
{{quote|'''Terashell''': ''Okay. Who landed this thing.''}}
** [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOMUFODefense/Update%206/34-xcom237a.gif SLO-MO] [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOMUFODefense/Update%206/index.html BULLSHIT CAM]
** With little side shows like [[Crazy Cat Lady]] Scientist and Crazy [[Otaku]] Guy.
{{quote|[http://lparchive.org/X-COM-UFO-Defense/Update%2027/ Once again I request Private Bob "hentaikid" Roberts be restrained from visiting the alien containment facilities]...}}
*** ...and Dirdum.
{{quote| we on the magic flying school bus now
he should be fine there were a dozen of the them an one of him [[Distribution of Ninjutsu|ninjas fight best like that]].}}
** Running gags: naming of the aliens, dead American Presidents [[Alien Abduction|abducted by Sectoids]], Japan drawing every short straw in the haystack (someone really has a thing for it) except [[Tokyo Fireball]]: Terror Site, Mad Scientist Cat Lady, Ryo, another Terror Site, Chryssalid [[Zombie Apocalypse]], Alien base...
** From his ''Terror From the Deep'' LP, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziO005uM3g the proper way to deal with Cruise Ship Lobsterman terror missions].
** There's also [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOM/ his coverage of X-COM: Apocalypse], which is amusing in itself, but of special note is when a squad member suffers brain damage and begins [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOM/chapter37.html hallucinating he's in X-COM: Interceptor]. The best part is when he fires a new missile, and discovers that the [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/XCOM/chapter49.html game designers didn't understand physics at all].
* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]''. [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/ Boatmurdered]. Watch as a once promising mining camp is subjected to a crucible of invasion, madness, and bloodthirsty pachyderms that slowly twists it into a dark and malevolent pit lying at the center of an ashen, bone-studded wasteland. Through the players' (mis)management and some appalling bad luck, Boatmurdered becomes a realm of horror that they realize [[Dungeons & Dragons|adventuring parties]] will be queuing up to delve into.
** One quote in particular sticks out to me: "DID I MENTION HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE!?"
** The sections written by "StarkRavingMad" are especially priceless, combining a slow descent into madness with a passionate love of ''[[Deadwood]]''. The effect of this combination on his vocabulary is... [[Sophisticated As Hell|ex]][[Cluster F-Bomb|plo]][[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|sive]].
{{quote|''So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants...''
([[
'''WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! HOPE YOU LIKE MIASMA!!''' }}
* Cybershell13's ''Sonic 3 and Knuckles'' LP was punctuated by giving the barrel in Carnival Night Zone an annoyance (Or as it was rendered in the video proper, Cunt-O-Meter) rating of ''one'', using Adobe related nonsense to play it up, [[Also Sprach Zarathustra]] and all, proceeds to mock the "worst" [[Guide Dang It]] moment in all of video games and then acts like an arse for the rest of the video, skipping out on a special stage and everything.
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** There was also the enemy summary for Metropolis Zone in his ''Sonic 2'' LP. Most of the enemies score highly--4 or 5 out of 5 Eggman logos--on the aforementioned Cunt-O-Meter. Then he gets to the Asteron...and the entire background fills with Eggman logos.
** Asteron is the King of Cunts (the title previously being held by the Bomb enemy from Sonic 1. With a crown and everything. He even made the bomb appear just to take its crown!) The only things to get above a 5 on that meter are the spikes, this enemy, and final bosses. It is unclear where Newtron fits on the scale.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20101125041245/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Silent%20Hill/ The entirety] [https://web.archive.org/web/20101125065740/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Silent%20Hill%202/ of all of] [https://web.archive.org/web/20101123173357/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Silent%20Hill%203/ From Earth's Lets Plays] [https://web.archive.org/web/20101125140557/http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Silent%20Hill%204/ of the first four] ''[[Silent Hill]]'' games, with two absolutely stellar Moments tied for the Crown Of Funny:
** The commentary of the first game's opening.
{{quote|...Harry and his 'daughter' are driving through the West Virginian mountains. Harry's had a bit too much to drink. In this picture, he's debating whether he should a) stop to piss, b) try to piss out of the window while driving, or c) just let it all flow. ''(Cybil drives past)'' Oh shit, a cop. So much for plan B. The cop passes Harry. A couple of miles down the road, we see her bike lying in the ditch. Harry, being the pissfaced charmer he is, steps on the gas. ''(a girl walks onto the road)'' Trouble ahead! Just before he sees the girl on the road, the fifteen whiskey sodas in Harry's stomach send him into a mild stupor... ...causing him to hit a girl in blue. Meanwhile, on the driver's seat, plan C is put into motion.}}
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'''Eddie''': In that case, the pleasure will be all mine.
'''PH''': Most excellent! Ta-ta! }}
* [[Paw Dugan]]'s first ever LP, of [http://fullcircle.blip.tv/posts?view=archive=dc King's Quest V]{{Dead link}}, is an incredibly funny and sophisticated work for someone who usually just talks about music. Probably the best part is his outrage over not being thanked after returning a woman cursed to be transformed into a tree to normal.
** FINGERBANG!
** Paw finally discovers why he's been carrying around that delicious custard pie: {{spoiler|to throw in a Yeti's face.}}
** This bit, where King Graham has to jump across a series of stepping stones in the mountains
{{quote|'''Paw:''' [[Tempting Fate|If one of these falls away]], I'm gonna be pissed. "No, not that one! Dur hur hur.."
=== (stepping stone falls, Graham plummets to his doom)
=== '''Paw:''' GAAAAHHHHH!!....See, I told you I was gonna be pissed..Now my head hurts. }}
* [[Trask Nari]] is constantly made to play Let's Plays of the hardest games, such as [[The Impossible Quiz]]. Half of his videos involve nervous breakdowns. Case in point: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5ZhlurQ0s the 110th question of The Impossible Quiz]
** While playing Jumpman, Trask [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je96cqVaIl0 loses his sanity].
{{quote|Why, Jumpman, why? Fluff fluff fluff. Farfignoogen. Foooooooninininushnublah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Largle largle largle largle! ''(singing)'' I am a bee! I am such a... ''(stops playing)'' I need a moment to regain my sanity. Shooshooshooshoosh, shooshoosh shooshooshoosh. ... Is my sanity back yet? No. Bloobloobloobloo...}}
** '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTY_tiOTsKg&feature=channel "I HATE] [[
** "It is ''not'' inevitable. Nope. Not gonna do it. Eh. Ehhh. '''''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swfZiJks0N0 PANCAKES!!]'''''"
** Trask [[Portal (series)|finds a defective turret]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMqfLfZaBJo and calls it Frank]. "No! Frank! Go on without me!" "Attack!" "I hope you're happy with your promotion, Frank. You'll run this company one day, I swear it!"
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*** "Uh, I don't think this is child appropriate...."
** Whenever two of the same monster appear on the screen, Bobdrantz almost always referrers to one of them as "Bob".
* Radiation's [http://forum.starmen.net/forum/Storage/Interactive/40664/page/1/ Let's Play] [[
** '''Toast''': *upon meeting the Titanic Ant* "I knew this was going to be a fight to the death. I ripped off all my clothing and threw my bat against the wall, flexing my manly 13-year-old biceps and raising my eyebrows. I licked my lips and leapt into battle."
** "And then he (Diamond Dog) flashed us a 1,000,000,000,000 dollar smile because his body is made out of god damned ''DIAMONDS''."
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** Upon meeting his incredibly neglectful father: *Ted used the Broken Pipe.* "WHY WON'T YOU DIE"
** Toast and Ted mocking the Department Store Spook, utterly annihilating any semblance of scariness that the creep ever had. "BWAAAAGH!"
* "Hey guys," says Bandunk in [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/ffx/ this already hilarious Lets Play] of ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'', "why don't we bring Auron back in so he can gain more XP?" [https://web.archive.org/web/20101202155922/http://www.viddler.com/explore/kuvo/videos/58/ What happens next must be seen to be believed...]
** Topikal's mashup of the Hymn of the Fayth and the Meow Mix theme song makes this troper laugh so hard every time she watches it that she literally can't breathe.
** In addition, the bird squawk that Bandunk makes every single time Valefor/Brrrrrap is summoned.
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[[This Is Gonna Suck|"...I should not have opened that door."]] }}
*** And in the next part, right after Hector and Florina have their A Support..."Romance! Battlefield! [[Running Gag|Why does this happen?!]]"
* [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Blackthorne/ Psychedelic Eyeball's let's play of Blackthorne] is pretty funny throughout for it's mockery of various LP tropes like [[That Reminds Me of a Song]] and [[Save Scumming]], but [http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=1176361716964811356# when he and slowbeef pretend to be each other in a parody of guest commentary and each other,]{{Dead link}} it elevates to beyond funny.
** And inspeaking of Psychedelic Eyeball...he has some crazy moments in his [[Prince of Persia]] Lets Plays.
*** After he drinks a slow-fall potion...
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'''NakaTeleeli''': You... you jerk!
'''ElementalOgre''': *still laughing* My sides, they hurt so... }}
** Later on is his first episode of [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 3: The Manhattan Project]] where the two of them do a standard co-op for ten minutes, while completely forgetting about the new [[YouTube]] time limit being fifteen minutes. The last third of the movie was a very accidental and very humorous look at some of the [[
** In their ''Kirby and the Amazing Mirror'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhEBsOyjB1M LP] (Starts at 10:55), the both of them manage to duplicate their accident from their ''[[Kirby Super Star]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O-5dcgEINI LP] (Starts at 7:35).
* Rooreeloo's ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]'' Let's Plays are always good, but there's one part in particular in his Let's Play of Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts that's really great, in which he does a ski jump based challenge using ''all of his vehicles so far'' (including fan-made ones that include [[Shout Outs]] to [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]] and the [[Back to The Future|Delorean]]. But the best part is at the end, in which the vehicle starts flying around like crazy until it comes to a complete halt. See it [https://web.archive.org/web/20100716042352/http://www.viddler.com/explore/Rooreelooo/videos/121/ here] starting at 10:47.
** Running over L.O.G. when he mentions Canary Mary.
*** Speaking of whom, his reaction to seeing her in ''Tooie'''s Cloudcuckooland is to attack her while still transformed as a bee...to no advail.
* Also, Flare Elevar's ''[[Spyro the Dragon]]'' [http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Spyro/ Let's Plays] are fun to watch, as text commentary is used to make jokes as well as explain things. It comes to a head [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x576w8_spyro-2-lp-shady-oasis_videogames here] when the video is seemingly hijacked by an unknown entity, and [[Hilarity Ensues]].
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20100716035710/http://www.viddler.com/explore/FlareElevar/videos/18/ Finally getting revenge on Moneybags] in ''3''.
** The awesome [
* magmawk's [[Final Fantasy I|Red Mage Solo Challenge Review Thingie]]:
{{quote|'''magmawk:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}MFll-8HRcFo#t{{=}}33s "BANE spelled backwards is ENAB. ENAB, where--where you have to nab something online."]
''(He uses the Bane Sword on Tiamat. [[One-Hit Kill|"Poison smoke -- Terminated"]])''
=== '''magmawk:''' "Wait! WHAT...JUST...HAPPENED?"
=== '''[[Spinning Paper|Newspaper headline]]:''' "Tiamat Slain In One Hit! Red Mage Baffles World" }}
** Earlier on, there was his brief encounter with [[Boss in Mook Clothing|War Mech]], with footage from [[RoboCop]] spliced in.
{{quote|"Let's be very careful here. [[Tempting Fate|We don't want to see him...]]''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}XIicjQ54A9E&t{{=}}4m34s (random encounter)]'' Uhhh, [[Oh Crap|oh no!]] [[Don't Ask, Just Run|IT'S]] [[Hero-Killer|HIIIIM.]]"}}
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''*two screenshots of Marty getting killed*''
'''Marty: You.'''
''[[Overly Long Gag|*two screenshots of Marty getting killed*]]''
=== '''Marty: Guys.''' }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/LuizPrower LuizPrower] needs to be mentioned here; his playthroughs have spawned way too many hilarious moments to count, such as "[[Memetic Mutation|DID I JUST GET SHOT?]]". Unfortunately, his account was hacked and his videos were deleted; however, he managed to recover some of them, including [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Uu0dyH9CU the infamous Waddle Dee video]. <ref>'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Luiz]]:''' "HACKER! Hacker! LIES! What I see on the screen is lies! Lies and deceit!" '''[[Deadpan Snarker|Oni]]:''' "Why am I still doing this?"''</ref> Ever since then, he has started over and has generated a few CMoFs:
** ''[[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]''. 2-player co-op. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. [[Video Game Cruelty Potential|For]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6FTHL0xiYc#t=1m45s example!]
** His playthrough of ''[[Infamous (video game series)|In Famous]]'' has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMXRZRiLKjw#t=1m55s jumping golems!] The best part? ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5TIlIg_JoM#t=7m30s It happens again.]''
* While there's no talking in it, the annotations in [[Qzecwx]]'s ''[[Mega Man (video game)|Mega Man]] 7'' and ''[[Mega Man (video game)|Mega Man]] and Bass'' let's play's, provided by the viewers, are really funny.
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'''Aledog:''' You pressed the mouth button, Lily.
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'''Aledog:''' [[Tempting Fate|I wanna see your wagon just catch on fire.]]
=== ''{3 days later, the wagon catches fire}''
=== '''Icrangirl:''' '''''YOU PUSHED THE MOUTH BUTTON!!!''''' }}
* During Hercrabbiness's [[Let's Play]] of Laura Bow 2, there were several. However, one of the best ''ever'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPPktb2TOgk was when] she had to answer a riddle in hieroglyphics. And she repeatedly clicked the "L" one by mistake (thinking she was going to move to the next page). She couldn't erase it, so she just said....
{{quote|'''Hercrabbiness''': Ah crap...I can't..erase that? Well I guess you get to see what happens when you get this wrong. I think the answer is, "LLLLLLLLLLLLLL".
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* What Faceguy and Wogturt [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKP3bYgIH1A#t=7m00s do for their Wollywog bio] in part 12 of their [[Pikmin]] LP.
* This troper nominates Mechanicalhand's Angrish reaction after unknowingly falling into an instant death pit in the ''Dead Marsh'' level of ''Painkiller: Overdose'' while fighting flying enemies in the same level.
* Hello, I have diabetes. Is there anything I should know before posting [https://web.archive.org/web/20110609073033/http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3893675079822799208
** Check you feet.
* Arglefumph, who specializes in [[Nancy Drew (video game)|Nancy Drew]] videos actually makes some funny mistakes or just reacts funny. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hReKYwXQtnU This] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F34v-FkIyI&feature=related this] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEis7YDoOIA&feature=related this] are a collection.
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** "Rub affected area with snow! Best idea ever!"
** From the second feature:"We lost a banjo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
* Helloitsdan and Lithuatiandad's playthrough of ''[[Mercenaries]] 2: World In Flames'' has a combination CMOF and [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] when they [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|assassinate a target by loading a boat with C4, winching it into the skies overhead on a helicopter]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20111016231723/http://v.lp.prinny.co.uk/mercenaries-2/9-holiday/wegame and then dropping it.]
** The running commentary between Dan and Dad as they banter back and forth is the stuff of legends, especially when one factors in their naturally hilarious accents and their tendency to make references to Viking mythology - or just silliness in general.
{{quote|'''Dan''': I'm not asking you to open your PDA and look up "Strange Road Shapes of Venezuela" on Viking Wikipedia!}}
** Also, Dad's laser guided grenade launcher that is perfectly calibrated to target civilians.
** Later on, on a mission for the AN:
{{quote|'''Dan''': And the AN base, as we saw (and were ever so slightly confused at for a while) is getting the, uh, Everloving Christ, is that a fair description? Yes. Getting the Everloving Christ blown out of it. (...) We have to stop them by destroying the Everloving Christ Launchers the Chinese have set up. Fortunately, ''we've'' brought an [[Stuff Blowing Up|Everloving Christ Launcher]]!
=== '''Dad''': Hold on, I'm going to steal ''that'' Christ Launcher.... }}
** Dan's issues with helicopters....
{{quote|'''Dan''': You know what, I'm through with helicopters. I've become totally disillusioned with them. ''(leaps out of helicopter in midflight into the middle of a VZ base, then realizes he's out of ammo)'' Oh, shit, I'm out of rockets! I wish I had a helicopter!}}
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** From his [[Jak and Daxter|Jak III]] LP, him screaming like [[Star Wars|Chewbacca]] from failing on a Precursor Car Ride and his impersonation of a Dinosaur Metal Head.
* The conclusion to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyz7FiMIUuo this] group Let's Play of ''[[Mario Party]] 2''. It's not much on its own, but after an hour and a half of watching the players attempt to one-up each other, get increasingly more frustrated as the game length drags on, and generally suffer through any number of both self- and game-inflicted difficulties, seeing {{spoiler|the game dramatically reveal that ''everyone'' lost to the one computer-controlled player (on easy mode!)}} is hilarious.
* Wampalord's playthrough of [[Knights of the Old Republic|KOTOR]] gives us the [https://web.archive.org/web/20100822001100/http://www.viddler.com/explore/wampalord/videos/19/ Jedi Training Montage] (at 11:50 during the video).
* Helloween4545's playthrough of [[System Shock]] 2, which includes him freaking out at the sight of monkeys, outrage when he can't find something, and shock and horror when he finds psychic monkeys.
* Jamesman's Let's Play of ''[[
{{quote|'''James:''' ''*The text "Something smells good..." appears*'' Ooh, something smells go~od... ''*Recieves "Big Poopie"*'' Poopie?! Winston, poopie doesn't smell good!}}
** ''"Don't fuck nobody while I'm in jail, baby!"''
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** His [[Let's Play]] of a very glitchy and totally legal version of [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL28042F6533F7B048&feature=plcp Rugrats: Search for Reptar.]
* [[Roahm Mythril]] Mega Mn perfect run out takes of Ring Man get really hilarious when his mind snaps and he starts spamming boss weapons ranting "Revenge! Revenge!" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqURZelsYSU See here.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100909010158/http://blip.tv/file/3862743 Part 14] of TyrantSabre's LP of ''[[The Saboteur]]'' opens up with a very unusual sight: [[Good Bad Bugs|Sean Devlin being dragged halfway across the Parisian countryside]] ''[[Refuge in Audacity|under a train]]''. The laughter of the guest commentators continues almost unabated for nearly a minute, not to mention TyrantSabre's [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Incredibly Lame Puns]]:
{{quote|'''TyrantSabre''': This is how Sean Devlin shaves in the morning.
'''Enigmatic Cardboard''': "Hurts like a bitch, but it gives a close shave!"
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* The LP of Dante's Inferno has many moments of pure humour.
** "Only Dante could ask such a question: What does the tower MEAN?" "He's catching on to the symbolism."
** In the final video there is pretty much all of Murdoch's enraged rants at the nonsensical nature of the plot as well as when he interrupts a discussion of the game's tie-in graphic novel with a mention of the [[Elephant in
{{quote|'''John Murdoch''': Did it really take me this long to notice Lucifer's...giant...hanging...ball sack?}}
* Oyster fighting [[Mega Man 2|Heat Man]] blind, with his navigator, [[Cloudcuckoolander|Raocow]].
* Research Indicates' LP of ''[[Trespasser]]'' has few amusing moments, but one that particuarly sticks out is when he can hear a raptor, but can't quite find it in [https://web.archive.org/web/20100330075539/http://www.viddler.com/Rsrch_Indicates/videos/12
{{quote|'''Research Indicates:''' *''Goes outside the diner''* Now, I can hear [the raptor], I know he's over here somewhere... {{spoiler|*''Cue the raptor jumping down off the diner roof, almost landing on him''* '''Good Christ! Son of a bitch!''' *''Shoots the raptor''*}}}}
** The [[Wreaking Havok|wonky physics]] of the game make the entire thing rather entertaining even when not intended, but by far the funniest bit is in [https://web.archive.org/web/20120115180559/http://www.viddler.com/Rsrch_Indicates/videos/20
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEl90JJtkFo&feature=BF&list=PLDAD41184FDFF68BD&index=4 This LP of] [[Gregory Horror Show]]--the LPer hides in Mummy Pa's closet to wait for him to put his soul down while Mummy Papa is in his room--therefore, revealing his location would mean certain death. He accidentally lets himself out of the closet, and ''then manages to jump back inside and shut the door [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|with only a confused "What the--?" from Mummy Papa.]]''
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