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{{quote|'''Lister:''' Rimmer, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection, Rimmer, proper dumplings should not ''bounce''!<br />

'''Rimmer:''' True, but after the way I thought they were going to turn out they were quite superb.<br />

'''Lister:''' So how's the Cat?<br />

'''Rimmer:''' Oh, he's just sleeping off the stomach pump... He'll be all right. The lamb was a bit of a flop though.<br />

'''Lister:''' The ''Lamb''!? Everyone thought the lamb was the ''cheese''! And that Lemon Meringue Pie, man, what was in that?<br />

'''Rimmer:''' Well you liked it! You bought some back.<br />

'''Lister:''' Yeah... I wanted to try some out on my Athlete's Foot! |''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]''}}

{{quote| <scytale> man, i suck at cooking<br />

<scytale> was cooking something, piece of food fell on the floor<br />

{{quote|Hank: How do you blow up a salad?<br />

Oscar: Happens more than you think.|''[[Corner Gas (TV)|Corner Gas]]''}}

{{quote|1. Peel onion and potatoes, cutting them into appropriately-sized pieces.<br />

2. Pour some oil into a pot and saute the onions.<br />

3. When the onions become translucent, add the cut beef and potatoes and saute.<br />

4. After stirring to a good amount, add water, sugar, soy sauce, and salt. Let the mixture simmer.<br />

5. When the sauce's color changes a bit, add 45cc of sulfuric acid.<br />

6. After a bit of simmering, shut off the heat, and add the chloroacetic acid and potassium nitrate. Mix well, and turn on the heat again to simmer.<br />

7. Turn off the heat, contact a professional to process the remaining liquid in the pot, and it's done. Remember not to dirty the kitchen, as this is a rule that any chef must obey. With this meat and potato stew, that special person's tongue will definitely, definitely become addicted! You can't go wrong!|Excerpt from one of '''Mizuki Himeji''''s recipes, ''[[Baka to Test Toto Shoukanjuu]]''}}

{{quote|"''Asuka's cooking isn't just bad, it's almost supernatural. When she steps into a kitchen, strange things start to happen. It's like she turns off the Earth's magnetic field.''"|Yuuki, [[Es Otherwise (Anime)|E's Otherwise]] on his sister}}

{{quote|'''Luke''': ''P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea!''<br />

'''Layton''': ''We may have created something that was never meant to be.''<br />

'''Luke''': ''I'm no coward, but even I'm not brave enough to drink that stuff.''<br />

'''Layton''': ''Well then, our next course of action is obvious. Let's seal up this recipe and never make it again.''|''[[Professor Layton and Thethe Diabolical Box]]'', if you screw up on the tea minigame}}

{{quote|'''Sera''': Hurry! Put it in your mouth before the bowl melts!|''[[Kore wa Zombie Desu Kaka?]]''}}

{{quote|'''Invidia''': Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents.<br />

'''Isana''': I suppose food does not absolutely need to taste good in order to keep one alive.<br />

{{quote|'''King Dedede''': ''(tasting samples of Kawasaki's food)'' Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!<br />

'''Escargoon''': I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!<br />

{{quote|I didn't know you could burn juice.|'''Rarity''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}

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