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{{quote| '''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over?<br />
{{quote|'''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over?
'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me!<br />
'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me!
'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top?<br />
'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top?
'''Fletcher:''' [[Long List|Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''! }}
'''Fletcher:''' [[Long List|Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''! }}


{{quote| '''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?<br />
{{quote|'''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?! }}
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?! }}


{{quote| '''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your ''legal'' advice.<br />
{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your ''legal'' advice.
'''Fletcher:''' '''''[[Large Ham|Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]''''' }}
'''Fletcher:''' '''''[[Large Ham|Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]''''' }}



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Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

Guy in the Washroom: What the hell are you doing?
Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

Secretary: Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your legal advice.
Fletcher: Stop breaking the law, asshole!