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* Every scene with Cal on the witness stand being cross-examined by his ex-wife.
* In "React to Contact", Cal and Emily exit an office where the client of the week's son Jake is playing. Cal does a quick introduction as they walk, while Jake immediately starts chatting up Emily. Cal verbally chases her down the hall, and once she's gone, stares at Jake for a long moment (apparently he [[Love At First Sight|read something]] he didn't like). [[Toy Ship|He's like]] [[Toy Ship|''nine'']]. But then, [[Fetish Fuel|Emily with her school uniform]]...can't blame the kid.
* Emily studying for and taking her driver's test in "Delinquent", mainly for Cal screwing with her by screaming "PUPPY!" (causing her to crash into a fire hydrant) and their banter at the end.
* Reynolds and Lightman betting on what the photographer would say when they found the gay porn they knew he was into:
{{quote| '''Cal''': 'It's for research' I win, 'it's not mine', he wins. Thanks, mate.}}
** Made even better by a scene earlier in the season where Emily calls him out on a photo of his younger self with a tribe he was studying, clearly baked, to which he immediately responds "It was research." She doesn't buy it, either.
* Cal talking to the shrink at the mental institution, pretending he's delusional and hears voices . . . and oh yes, Reynolds is trying to make him kill people. First, we think it's just Cal fucking with authority figures, then we realize he's ''trying to get himself committed''.
** [[Crosses the Line Twice]] when Cal gets the info he needs, tries and fails to convince the shrink he's not mentally-ill, walks out of the ward . . . and is immediately picked up by two orderlies and carried back in.
{{quote| '''Cal''': Worth a try.}}
* YMMV, depending on how dark your humor is, but "YOU OWE ME TWO-HUNDRED BUCKS YOU BASTARD" also can be counted as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* Drunk!Gillian and Torres in "The Canary's Song", especially Gillian's "up yours!" toast to Cal.
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* The attempted intervention at the end of "Greivous Bodily Harm".
* This exchange between Emily and Cal might just be the funniest thing I've ever heard
{{quote| Emily: Dad!Don't use any kind of psychological tricks to scare my boyfriend!<br />
Cal: No Tricks! Got it! (opens door for Emily's Boyfriend)<br />
Boyfriend: Hello Mr.Lightman!<br />
Cal:[[Literal -Minded|Hello, Are you going to have sex with my daughter tonight?]]<br />
Boyfriend: (stammers nervously)<br />
Emily: Dad! }}
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