Life (TV series)/Funny: Difference between revisions

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'''Crews''': Of course not. You can't steal nothing. Nothing doesn't exist. }}

* "Industrial glue. It's what holds us together."

* Crews and Reese are sharing a room in the hotel, and when Reese goes to take a shower, the phone rings. Crews answers and it's Tidwell who (believing he's talking to Reese), starts dirty talking. The expression on Crews' face is *priceless*. He slams the phone down, and it rings again. He nervously calls Reese in, she answers, figures out what happened, and goes beet red.

* Crews in front of a coke-dealing ice cream truck: "I'm going to shoot your partner on three. 1...., 2....," BANG (Commercial break)

** To which Reese then comments: "He's right, you know. You did shoot him on two."

* The page quote.

* Reese and Crews talking in the first episode.

'''Reese:''' Say 'is it?' one more time and I'll shoot you. }}

* The opening of the season 2 episode "The Business of Miracles". Dan Auerbach was killed because someone swapped his oxygen tank with pure liquid nitrogen... he was frozen solid. While Crews and Reese are looking at the scene and conversing with the guy who owns the lab. Crews leans forward and gently pokes the corpse with a pen... and the corpse ''shatters into a thousand tiny frozen pieces!'' Which Reese follows by asking, "Do you have to touch everything?"

* "Black Friday" comes to mind - Charlie pegs a running suspect (dressed as a Christmas elf) in the back [[Improvised Weapon|with a fruitcake]]. Right in front of some confused carolers. Who become horrified when he approaches with his gun drawn. Before the suspect is finally tackled and handcuffed...by Santa Clause (Bobby in disguise).

 

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