Light Bulb Joke: Difference between revisions

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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In the ''[[Gargoyles]]'' episode "The Reckoning", Fang uses this joke - and unless I'm just hearing things, his inflection must have been skirting the radar: "How many gargoyles does it take to [[Double Entendre|''screw'' in a light bulb]]?" (Emphasis his.) The question is never answered, and the creator, [[Greg Weisman]], eventually turned it into a contest on his "Ask Greg" website.
** If you were hearing it right, the answer is "Two, but it has to be a BIG''big'' light bulb."
** He gets another in the ''Bad Guys'' sequel in comic form. "How many mutants does it take to change a lightbulb? Three to sit there and one to hang [around]." {{spoiler|Cue him nearly getting his head cut off because Yama considers making a joke about traumatised victims, one of whom hanged themselves, of a mad scientist seriously ''not cool''.}}
* From [[SpongeBob|"Squirrel Jokes"]]: "How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb? Because they're SO. DARN. STUPID!"
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{{quote|'''Peter:''' How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One dirty, stinkin' ape to screw it in, and two dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other!
''(the apes cock their guns)''}}
* Rather than asking the question or giving a straight answer, the intro to the [[Dexter's Laboratory|Justice Friends]] demonstrates us that at the very least, three [[The Avengers (Comic Book)|Avengers]] [[Expy|expies]] are NOT''not'' enough to change a lightbulb.
 
== [[Real Life]] ==