Literal Ass Kissing: Difference between revisions

[[File:1101_apology_9591.jpg|link=South Park|frame|With Apologies to Jesse Jackson indeed!]]

 

But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''|Geoffrey Chaucer "[[The Canterbury Tales|Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).}}

 

== Film ==

* A [[Take That]] gag in ''[[Space Jam]]'':

'''Daffy:''' And as such, property of Warner Brothers Inc.! -lifts up WB-emblazoned behind and kisses it- MMMMMWAH! }}

* The 2000 film version of ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (film)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]''.

== Literature ==

* [[Older Than Print]]: "The Millers Tale" in ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'', which might also be the first ever literary reference to "open your mouth and close your eyes..."

But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers }}

** Modern English translation:

** Subverted later in the same story, when Absalom gets a red hot poker and returns to the window. When he calls for his kiss again, the lady's lover sticks his ass out the window to pull the same prank. [[Toasted Buns|*Sizzle* ]]

* In James Joyce's ''[[Ulysses]]'', Leopold Bloom has a habit of kissing his wife's bottom as a greeting.

== Other ==

* [http://despair.com/flattery.html Flattery]

* Medieval witches were believed to give the Devil the "[[wikipedia:Osculum infame|Osculum infame]]" or "Kiss of Shame" when meeting him.

* An old tradition in the South of France: people who lose a game of ''petanque'' 13-0 are supposed to "kiss Fanny's bottom". Many bars and petanque fields have a drawing or sculpture of Fanny presenting her butt to the loser, as seen [http://photos.blogs.liberation.fr/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/100_2919.jpg here].