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And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br /> |
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br /> |
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And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,<br /> |
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,<br /> |
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But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''|Geoffrey Chaucer "[[The Canterbury Tales |
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''|Geoffrey Chaucer "[[The Canterbury Tales|Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).}} |
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Like [[Literal Ass-Kicking]], certain rear-end related sayings aren't always figurative. Often used as a form of embarassment, [[Literal Ass Kissing]] is a rather ultimate form of humiliation and submission. |
Like [[Literal Ass-Kicking]], certain rear-end related sayings aren't always figurative. Often used as a form of embarassment, [[Literal Ass Kissing]] is a rather ultimate form of humiliation and submission. |
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== Film == |
== Film == |
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* A [[Take That]] gag in ''[[ |
* A [[Take That]] gag in ''[[Space Jam]]'': |
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{{quote| '''Porky:''' Ah b-b-b-b- correction,we're [[Looney Tunes]].<br /> |
{{quote| '''Porky:''' Ah b-b-b-b- correction,we're [[Looney Tunes]].<br /> |
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'''Daffy:''' And as such, property of Warner Brothers Inc.! -lifts up WB-emblazoned behind and kisses it- MMMMMWAH! }} |
'''Daffy:''' And as such, property of Warner Brothers Inc.! -lifts up WB-emblazoned behind and kisses it- MMMMMWAH! }} |
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* The 2000 film version of ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas ( |
* The 2000 film version of ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (film)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]''. |
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* In ''[[Shrek]]'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[Stealth Pun|Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]] |
* In ''[[Shrek]]'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[Stealth Pun|Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]] |
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* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''[[Rumble in The Bronx]]'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead. |
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''[[Rumble in The Bronx]]'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead. |
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== Literature == |
== Literature == |
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* [[Older Than Print]]: "The Millers Tale" in ''[[ |
* [[Older Than Print]]: "The Millers Tale" in ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'', which might also be the first ever literary reference to "open your mouth and close your eyes..." |
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{{quote| Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,<br /> |
{{quote| Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,<br /> |
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And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br /> |
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,<br /> |