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** And in England, "Manchester Tart".
** And, you know, [[Trope Namer|Girl Scout Cookies]].
*** Canada makes also makes a related joke about "Brownies", which are a junior branch of Girl Guides (who also sell cookies). A more risqué version of this joke claims that a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout {{spoiler|when he eats his first Brownie.}}
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*** Or "Zigeunerschnitzel"<ref>Gypsy Schnitzel</ref>
* There's a joke that goes: "If beef sausage is made out of beef, and pork sausage is made out of pork, what is Mennonite sausage made of?" (you can replace Mennonite with Ukrainian or any other group that has a type of sausage named after them).
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* An old Yakov Smirnoff line:
{{quote|"On my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder, and I thought to my self, "What a country!"}}
** Smirnoff also uses the joke about the label on a can of food depicting the contents, claiming this to have been the convention in Soviet Russia. He sees a can of pet food with a picture of a dog on it... "oh no, not this stuff again."
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