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It is rather insufferable to think that I am this late to the game. [[The Joker|The psychotic jester]], [[Sinestro|that twisted alien with the ring]], [[Lex Luthor|the bald lunatic]], and that [[Doctor Doom|tin-plated egomaniac]] have all had their own pages here for months, and yet I, Magneto, have only been given my own space today. It is a cruel injustice that must be set right, but [[Humans Are Bastards|should I have expected any different treatment from]] ''[[Humans Are Bastards|Homo sapiens?]]''
It is rather insufferable to think that I am this late to the game. [[The Joker|The psychotic jester]], [[Sinestro|that twisted alien with the ring]], [[Lex Luthor|the bald lunatic]], and that [[Doctor Doom|tin-plated egomaniac]] have all had their own pages here for months, and yet I, Magneto, have only been given my own space today. It is a cruel injustice that must be set right, but [[Humans Are Bastards|should I have expected any different treatment from]] ''[[Humans Are Bastards|Homo sapiens?]]''


In my role as a so-called villain and opponent to the [[X Men]], I was created by [[Stan Lee]] and [[Jack Kirby]]. First appearing in ''"[[X Men]]''" vol. 1 #1 (September, 1963). The story of my life however, begins rather earlier - A Jew, I was born in [[Weimar Republic]] Germany in the late [[The Roaring Twenties|1920s]] before moving to [[Useful Notes/Poland|Poland]] with my parents in 1939... and those of you with remedial historical training can [[Those Wacky Nazis|venture a guess as to where this is heading]]. As a young man I witnessed and endured some of the very worst of what humanity had to offer. [[Orphans Ordeal|My family was murdered when I was just a boy]], and dumped in a mass grave before my very eyes; soon after I was myself sent to that hell called Auschwitz and on several occasions I thought I was going to share their fate, while as a ''Sonderkommando'' I was forced, on pain of death, to mete out that same fate to thousands of other innocents as at gunpoint I and others were made to assist in genocide, to assist those monsters in their gas chambers and furnaces. Lame with hepatitis, [[Despair Event Horizon|all hope and reason crushed under the mad Nazi jackboot]], I am ready to admit that so many times I was tempted to resign myself to my black fate.
In my role as a so-called villain and opponent to the [[X Men]], I was created by [[Stan Lee]] and [[Jack Kirby]]. First appearing in ''"[[X Men]]''" vol. 1 #1 (September, 1963). The story of my life however, begins rather earlier - A Jew, I was born in [[Weimar Republic]] Germany in the late [[The Roaring Twenties|1920s]] before moving to [[Useful Notes/Poland|Poland]] with my parents in 1939... and those of you with remedial historical training can [[Those Wacky Nazis|venture a guess as to where this is heading]]. As a young man I witnessed and endured some of the very worst of what humanity had to offer. [[Orphan's Ordeal|My family was murdered when I was just a boy]], and dumped in a mass grave before my very eyes; soon after I was myself sent to that hell called Auschwitz and on several occasions I thought I was going to share their fate, while as a ''Sonderkommando'' I was forced, on pain of death, to mete out that same fate to thousands of other innocents as at gunpoint I and others were made to assist in genocide, to assist those monsters in their gas chambers and furnaces. Lame with hepatitis, [[Despair Event Horizon|all hope and reason crushed under the mad Nazi jackboot]], I am ready to admit that so many times I was tempted to resign myself to my black fate.


But if [[Secret Identity|Max Eisenhardt]] was anything, he was a [[The Determinator|survivor]].
But if [[Secret Identity|Max Eisenhardt]] was anything, he was a [[The Determinator|survivor]].
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