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''[[The Pirates of Penzance]]'' provides [[Self-Demonstrating Article|a lyric most redoubtable]]:<br />The [[Modern Major-General|Major General]]'s song therein is reckoned [[Stock Shout Out]]-able,<br />And Mr. [[Gilbert and Sullivan|Gilbert]]'s verses, as a vehicle for [[Stock Parodies|parody]]<br />On many varied themes, are copied with particularity.<br />To demonstrate the actor's elocution and acuity<br />For rattling through fast-paced tongue twisters with full perspicuity,<br />[[Gilbert and Sullivan|Sir Arthur]]'s tune is catchy, too -- thoughtoo—though some can't name the latter's song,<br />It's still become the model of the modern [[Filk Song|Filk]] or [[Patter Song]].<br />
::It's still become, ''etc.''<br />
 
Because the tune in question is so very recognizable<br />To make a Trope about it is a project not despisable--<br />And to be most laconic, any sort of [[TVAll the Tropes Made of Win|Made Archiveof Win]]-full song<br />Is likely to be based upon the [[wikipedia:Major-Generalchr(27)General's Song|Modern Major Gen'ral Song]].<br />
:: And to be most laconic, ''etc.''
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== [[Advertising]] ==
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=== Performed by Characters: ===
=== [[Advertising]] ===
* A Geico commercial has a guy singing the Major General Song, dressed in costume.
 
=== Audio Plays ===
* In the [[Big Finish Doctor Who]] audio, "Doctor Who and the Pirates", the Sixth Doctor sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdDXQ2h1Pc "I am the very model of a Gallifreyan buccaneer" ] (and other songs from ''Pirates, Pinafore,'' and ''Mikado'' are parodied).
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* TORN has one about Gandalf [http://fan.theonering.net/writing/stories/files/whistler_sullivan.html here].
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* One episode of ''[[Babylon 5]]'' has Marcus and Franklin taking a long journey to Mars in the cargo hold of a freighter. After Franklin gets tired of playing [[Something That Begins With Boring]] (it doesn't take long), Marcus starts singing The Major General Song to pass the time.
** At the end of the episode, he sings the ''entire song'' [[Creative Closing Credits|over the credits]] in place of the normal music. Near the end of the song, you can hear the crew trying to make him stop. No, not the freighter's crew, the ''[[Crowning Moment of Funny|production crew]]''.
* In the ''[[Studio 60 Onon the Sunset Strip]]'' episode "The Cold Open", the cast performs a sketch including a parody of the song: "We'll be the very model of a modern network TV show."
* ''[[The Muppet Show]]'' staged a duet of the song with guest host and comedienne Gilda Radner and a seven-foot tall talking carrot. The scene bore an ironic resemblance to another scene in ''Pirates'', as Radner had requested a six-foot tall talking ''parrot'', but was misheard.
* David Hyde Pierce's monologue, as host of ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'', was a parody of the song.
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* [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Geordi La Forge]] sings a few lines of it for Dr. Crusher when she's trying to persuade him to audition for her on-board production.
* [[Spitting Image]] did a parody of it with Neil Kinnock, basically to mock the fact that he had a tendency to speak very fast (and whose opponents thought he was speaking a load of rubbish).
* In a more memorable scene from ''[[Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]]'', Al sings the first verse of it in what he thinks is a sound-proof booth. It isn't, and as a result, he recieves a round of a applause when he comes out.
 
=== [[Magazines]] ===
* An old ''[[Mad Magazine]]'' featuring the Kennedy family in a musical had [[Dwight D. Eisenhower]] singing "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Former President".
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* In ''[[Mass Effect 2]],'' Mordin is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R5NyiqOlx0 The Very Model of a Scientist Salarian].
** Appears again in ''[[Mass Effect 3]]'' {{spoiler|as a [[Dark Reprise]] - Mordin sings it just before he dies.}}
* Colonel [[Tales of the Abyss|Jade Curtiss]] in this Youtube video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydiP-q9Ndl0\]
 
=== [[Web Original]] ===
* [[Barack Obama]] is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3NMA0MyaA0 the very model of a modern U.S. President]
 
=== [[Western Animation]] ===
* In ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' a sober Barney completes an obstacle course while singing this.
* The original ''[[Animaniacs]]'' run has "I Am The Very Model of a Cartoon Individual". In the 2020 reboot, Emperor Nero does [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-geE5JBw9uw his version] as a [[Villain Song]], only for the Warner siblings to interrupt after one verse and turn it into a [["The Villain Sucks" Song]]. Of course, if you listen closely to the lyrics and watch the entire episode, it's obvious they are actually mocking [[Donald Trump|someone else entirely.]]
* The ''[[Animaniacs]]'' has "I Am The Very Model of a Cartoon Individual".
* ''[[Re BootReBoot]]'' ended its third season with a recap of the entire season up to that date, set to the song's tune, complete with an obvious [[Last-Second Word Swap]] that leads to a [[Big No]].
* In an episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'', Brain sings a typically megalomaniacal parody of the song.
* In ''[[The Wild Thornberrys]]'' episode "Sir Nigel," Nigel Thornberry sings a pastiche of the song about his family.
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* In ''[[Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers]]'', our heroes apparently crash a ''Penzance'' performance, as pigs sing some of the first lyrics.
 
=== Songs: ===
=== [[FanficFan Works]] ===
 
== [[Fanfic]] ==
* A Fan-made [[Harry Potter|Sorting Hat song]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/679299/1/A_Sorting_Song_by_Severus lyrics].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121104183651/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/824242.html?thread=84487346#t84487346 "I am the Very Model of a] [[Ship-to-Ship Combat|disgruntled]] [[Harry Potter|Harmonian]]".
* A rant about [[Doctor Who|the Doctor's]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7438108/1/ policy regarding changing time].
* With apologies to [[Neil Gaiman]], a version for Vastra from ''[[Doctor Who]]'':
{{quote| ''I am the very model of a monster-hunter general<br />
''Whether threats are mundane or ethereal or temporal<br />
''Thanks to the aid of my maid I have slayed them with a katana<br />
''And made a vow until I have repaid the debt on my honour<br />
''I'm happy in my scaly skin, and have a tongue that's prehensile<br />
''Though my tastes in sex and sustenance are difficult to reconcile<br />
''For my bedmate and my breakfast are both sentient mammalians<br />
''(Incidentally, while I'm lizardlike, I'm technically not alien)<br />
''I've been told that I should walk the boards and play a Shakespeare vill-i-an<br />
''But Dickens' London is not ready for an actress so reptilian<br />
''It's a shame because the name that I would gain would be the best I can<br />
''Victorian, Silurian, lesbian, and thespian! }}
 
=== [[Music]] ===
* The [[Filk Song]] [http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~valkyrie/parody/xena.html "I am the Very Model of a Heroine Barbarian"], said to be "from [[Gilbert and Sullivan]]'s little-known operetta, ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess|Xena; or, the Warrior Princess]]''."
* [[Tom Lehrer]]'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo "The Elements"] is described by the author as "the names of the chemical elements [[To the Tune Of|set to a possibly recognizable tune.]]"
** Further parodied by the [[Amateur Transplants]] with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXROnzpsrlg "The Drugs Song"]
* [http://f2.org/humour/songs/usenetpersonality.html "I Am the Very Model of a Usenet Personality"].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121104183601/http://lyrics.wikia.com/Tom_Payne:I_Built_A_Better_Model_Than_The_One_At_Data_General "I Built a Better Model Than the One at Data General"].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20161019020351/http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00124.html "I Am the Very Model of a Genius Computational"].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hKG5l_TDU8 "I am the Very Model of a] [[Technological Singularity|Singularitarian]]"
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121104183651/http://pendorwright.com/other/The_Modern_Sadomasochist.html "I Am the Very Model of the Modern Sadomasochist"].
* The Capitol Steps did a parody of this referring to US Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, "I am the Very Model of a Mad Attorney General". Recently (in 2010), a slightly altered version of this made the rounds in Virginia referring to [http://www.bluevirginia.us/diary/581/cooch-is-the-very-model-of-a-mad-attorney-general State Attorney General Ken Cucchinelli].
** Earlier, they did one about [[George W. Bush]] ending with the line "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major [[The Malaproper|Genital]]"
 
=== [[Theatre]] ===
* "Please Hello" from ''[[Pacific Overtures]]'' has the British Captain's part as a parody (all the captains sing in their national "hats").
{{quote| "Hello, I come with letters from Her Majesty, Victoria,"<br />
"Who, hearing that you're trading now, sang Hallelujah, Gloria,"<br />
"And sent me to convey to you her positive euphoria"<br />
"As well as little gifts from Britain's various emporia." }}
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* The plot of ''[[Iji]]'' summarised to the tune of the song: [https://web.archive.org/web/20190928215319/http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=395662&view=findpost&ppage=331212336 here].
 
=== [[Web Comics]] ===
* ''[[Darths and Droids]]'' has a version [http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0218.html here].
* ''21st Century Fox'' [http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20001121.html has this] as part of a whole miniseries of [[Gilbert and Sullivan]] spoofs.
* ''[[Xkcdxkcd]]'' gives us [http://xkcd.com/1052/ Every Major's Terrible], lampooning the stereotypes and downfalls of assorted academic fields. There are multiple renditions on [[YouTube]] by fans.
 
=== [[Web Original]] ===
* ''[[Wikipedia]]'', in a break with their usual sombreness, has [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Web_Encyclopedia_Song two] [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/The RfA Candidatechr(27)Candidate's Song|songs]] which use the tune ([[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia|among many others]]).
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20080125140925/http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/IAmTheVeryModelOfAModernEsoteriscist.htm Not one,] but [https://web.archive.org/web/20080125140930/http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/IAmTheVeryModelOfAnEclecticWiccanPagan.htm two] Neopagan versions.
* A "theater nerd" offers up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMQ4phPPLHA A Very Model Halloween].
* There's a [[Ben Drowned]] version here: [http://z15.invisionfree.com/Within_Hubris/index.php?showtopic=1833 Statue of the Elegy].
* And, of course, ''[[TVAll Tropes (Wiki)|TVThe Tropes]]'' has [[Self-Demonstrating Article|this very article]].
* There's a fan-made [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twGP7CGy9_Y tribute] to the eccentric [[Let's Play|Let's Player]]er [[Raocow]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk7R_s_zwlM Modern Major] [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Rarity.]]
 
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