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{{quote|''"It was reported in ''New Scientist'' that an office worker described a colleague as "a vast suppository of information". The worker then apologised for his "Miss-Marple-ism"."''|'''''New Scientist'''''}}
{{quote|'''Goody''': I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ.
'''Fouler''': I beg your pardon!?
'''Goody''': Oh, no, I mean Anarchist. No, no, what's that name for someone who is out of date and does not matter anymore?
'''Habib''': I think you mean an Anachronism.
'''Goody''': Yes, that's right, the Queen is an Anachronism.
'''Gladstone''': I though that was someone who was scared of spiders.
'''Fouler''': No, no that is an Arachnaphobic.
'''Gladstone''': I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.
'''Habib''': No, that's Agraphobics, they can't handle going outside. Arachnophobics hate spiders.
'''Fouler''': Look, we're talking about the queen.
'''Goody''': [[Sidetracked by the Analogy|Is the Queen scared of spiders?]]<br />
'''Gladstone''': Well I wouldn't have thought so, but it is starting to look that way.<br />
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"O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this!"
—Dogberry, Much Ado About Nothing
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"Lisa's in trouble! Ha! The ironing is delicious."
—Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
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"One time my boss comes over and he says, 'I don't want you guys conjugating around the cash register like this.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Well I am, you are, he/she/it is.'"
—Gary Gulman
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"It was reported in New Scientist that an office worker described a colleague as "a vast suppository of information". The worker then apologised for his "Miss-Marple-ism"."
—New Scientist
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Goody: I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ. |