Malaproper/Quotes
"O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this!"
—Dogberry, Much Ado About Nothing
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"Lisa's in trouble! Ha! The ironing is delicious."
—Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
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"One time my boss comes over and he says, 'I don't want you guys conjugating around the cash register like this.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Well I am, you are, he/she/it is.'"
—Gary Gulman
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"It was reported in New Scientist that an office worker described a colleague as "a vast suppository of information". The worker then apologised for his "Miss-Marple-ism"."
—New Scientist
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Goody: I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ. |