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* [[Artificial Human]]: Claims to have been synthesized from soil and meat. [[Unreliable Narrator|But then, he would]].
* [[Artificial Human]]: Claims to have been synthesized from soil and meat. [[Unreliable Narrator|But then, he would]].
* [[Badass]]
* [[Badass]]
* {{spoiler|[[Bishonen]]: After contracting Nomura Syndrom by getting bitten by [[Nie R|NieR]]. }}
* {{spoiler|[[Bishonen]]: After contracting Nomura Syndrom by getting bitten by [[Nie R]]. }}
* [[Bruiser With a Soft Center]]: Is he a manly badass? Yes. Is he a caring daddy to his kids? Yes.
* [[Bruiser with a Soft Center]]: Is he a manly badass? Yes. Is he a caring daddy to his kids? Yes.
* [[Carpet of Virility]]
* [[Carpet of Virility]]
* [[Colonel Badass]]
* [[Colonel Badass]]
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* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Everyone Calls Him Commander]]
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Everyone Calls Him Commander]]
* [[Four-Fingered Hands]]: Only in [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/commanderbadass.jpg this old concept art]. In the actual comic, he has five-fingered hands.
* [[Four-Fingered Hands]]: Only in [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/commanderbadass.jpg this old concept art]. In the actual comic, he has five-fingered hands.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: Tends ta speak kinda informally, yanno? [[Word of God|Coelasquid]] suggests that his voice sounds a bit like [[John Dimaggio]] as [[Futurama (Animation)|Bender]] or [[Michael Keaton]] in ''[[Beetlejuice (Film)|Beetlejuice]]''.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: Tends ta speak kinda informally, yanno? [[Word of God|Coelasquid]] suggests that his voice sounds a bit like [[John Dimaggio]] as [[Futurama|Bender]] or [[Michael Keaton]] in ''[[Beetlejuice]]''.
* [[Hero Worshipper]]: Of [[Marlon Brando]], in a very literal sense. Evidently the Bran-Dao is a popular religion among macho spacefuture types.
* [[Hero Worshipper]]: Of [[Marlon Brando]], in a very literal sense. Evidently the Bran-Dao is a popular religion among macho spacefuture types.
* [[Lantern Jaw of Justice]]
* [[Lantern Jaw of Justice]]
* [[Man in A Kilt]]: Occasionally. He insists it's the manliest way to be pantsless.
* [[Man in a Kilt]]: Occasionally. He insists it's the manliest way to be pantsless.
** [[Going Commando]]: At least when he wears the kilt.
** [[Going Commando]]: At least when he wears the kilt.
* [[My Future Self and Me]]: The Commander does this -- and kicks his own ass -- in order to impress Jonesy.
* [[My Future Self and Me]]: The Commander does this -- and kicks his own ass -- in order to impress Jonesy.
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** [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/548 This] is him after "a couple days of not shaving".
** [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/548 This] is him after "a couple days of not shaving".
* [[Pet the Dog]]: States that he doesn't try to toughen up Jared since he thinks that his head is probably one of the most [[Cloudcuckoolander|"bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live"]] and would rather not take that away from him.
* [[Pet the Dog]]: States that he doesn't try to toughen up Jared since he thinks that his head is probably one of the most [[Cloudcuckoolander|"bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live"]] and would rather not take that away from him.
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Or at least have passionate discussions about ''[[Jem (Animation)|Jem and the Holograms]]'' characters' love lives. [[Justified Trope|He has an eight-year-old daughter]].
* [[Real Men Wear Pink]]: Or at least have passionate discussions about ''[[Jem|Jem and the Holograms]]'' characters' love lives. [[Justified Trope|He has an eight-year-old daughter]].
* [[Super Soldier]]
* [[Super Soldier]]
* [[Triangle Shades]]: His goggles become [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Anime)|Kamina-style]] shades after he's infected with Nomura Syndrome.
* [[Triangle Shades]]: His goggles become [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina-style]] shades after he's infected with Nomura Syndrome.


=== Sarah "Jonesy" Jones ===
=== Sarah "Jonesy" Jones ===
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{{quote| ''"Now I understand why my mother told me to never eat $500 of Gummi Worms."''}}
{{quote| ''"Now I understand why my mother told me to never eat $500 of Gummi Worms."''}}


A disgraced [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]] trainer, kicked out of the League for allowing his Gyarados, Mr. Fish, to eat his opponents. The Commander gave him a paid internship at the temp agency (even though he meets none of the manliness requirements) because Jared makes Pokemon battles sound like something the Commander would actually enjoy watching. Is completely failing at saving up enough money to get home.
A disgraced [[Pokémon]] trainer, kicked out of the League for allowing his Gyarados, Mr. Fish, to eat his opponents. The Commander gave him a paid internship at the temp agency (even though he meets none of the manliness requirements) because Jared makes Pokemon battles sound like something the Commander would actually enjoy watching. Is completely failing at saving up enough money to get home.


'''Tropes:'''
'''Tropes:'''
* [[A Boy and His X]]: A boy and his Gyarados.
* [[A Boy and His X]]: A boy and his Gyarados.
* [[Badass On Paper]]: For all his actions, as a Pokemon trainer he still has to traverse untamed lands, fight massive beasts and then tame them to fight other massive beasts.
* [[Badass on Paper]]: For all his actions, as a Pokemon trainer he still has to traverse untamed lands, fight massive beasts and then tame them to fight other massive beasts.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* [[Geek]]
* [[Geek]]
* [[Idiot Savant]]: [[Word of God|Coelasquid]] has confirmed that Jared is this when it comes to [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]] Training. While not the brightest bulb in the box, he takes excellent care of Mr. Fish, grooming him regularly and teaching him new tricks. He also manages to bring Mr. Fish up to somewhere between level 47-55, since {{spoiler|he now knows Hyper Beam}}.
* [[Idiot Savant]]: [[Word of God|Coelasquid]] has confirmed that Jared is this when it comes to [[Pokémon]] Training. While not the brightest bulb in the box, he takes excellent care of Mr. Fish, grooming him regularly and teaching him new tricks. He also manages to bring Mr. Fish up to somewhere between level 47-55, since {{spoiler|he now knows Hyper Beam}}.
** When properly motivated, he manages to catch a large number of Magnemite and Magneton by himself, offscreen. [[Up to Eleven|Without any Poke-Balls]]. It's very [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/940 impressive].
** When properly motivated, he manages to catch a large number of Magnemite and Magneton by himself, offscreen. [[Up to Eleven|Without any Poke-Balls]]. It's very [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/940 impressive].
* [[Kid With the Leash]]
* [[Kid with the Leash]]
* [[Nice Hat]]
* [[Nice Hat]]
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]
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== Prominent Characters from Other Works ==
== Prominent Characters from Other Works ==
=== Mr. Fish ===
=== Mr. Fish ===
A [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Gyarados]]. Not very bright, but very large. Follows Jared's every whim.
A [[Pokémon|Gyarados]]. Not very bright, but very large. Follows Jared's every whim.


'''Tropes:'''
'''Tropes:'''
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* {{spoiler|[[Wave Motion Gun]]: He recently learned Hyper Beam.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Wave Motion Gun]]: He recently learned Hyper Beam.}}


=== [[Dragon Age (Video Game)|Sten]] ===
=== [[Dragon Age|Sten]] ===
A stoic qunari warrior often teased for his love of cookies. Might be a big fan of [[Heavy Metal (Music)|Heavy Metal]].
A stoic qunari warrior often teased for his love of cookies. Might be a big fan of [[Heavy Metal]].


'''Tropes:'''
'''Tropes:'''
* [[Boring but Practical]]: Asala is actually a balanced sword, unlike the [[BFS|BFSes]] used by [[Final Fantasy (Franchise)|other]] [[Devil May Cry (Video Game)|guys]].
* [[Boring but Practical]]: Asala is actually a balanced sword, unlike the [[BFS|BFSes]] used by [[Final Fantasy|other]] [[Devil May Cry|guys]].
* [[Flanderization]] / [[Never Live It Down]]: Discussed. He's getting ''really'' tired of everyone thinking he's all about the baked goods.
* [[Flanderization]] / [[Never Live It Down]]: Discussed. He's getting ''really'' tired of everyone thinking he's all about the baked goods.
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]
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* [[The Stoic]]
* [[The Stoic]]


=== [[God of War (Video Game)|Kratos]] ===
=== [[God of War (series)|Kratos]] ===
A sullen, violent Spartan who isn't adjusting well to civilian life. Has no trouble getting dates, though.
A sullen, violent Spartan who isn't adjusting well to civilian life. Has no trouble getting dates, though.


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* [[Butt Monkey]]: Often the butt of [[Testosterone Poisoning]] jokes.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Often the butt of [[Testosterone Poisoning]] jokes.
* [[Chick Magnet]]
* [[Chick Magnet]]
* [[Faux Yay]]: Once played Gay Chicken with ''[[300 (Film)|Three Hundred]]'''s Leonidas. As [[Determinator|neither would surrender]], they were in a profoundly unhappy relationship for ''weeks''. {{spoiler|Kratos eventually won. And made himself sad.}}
* [[Faux Yay]]: Once played Gay Chicken with ''[[300|Three Hundred]]'''s Leonidas. As [[Determinator|neither would surrender]], they were in a profoundly unhappy relationship for ''weeks''. {{spoiler|Kratos eventually won. And made himself sad.}}
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]
* [[Perpetual Frowner]]


=== [[Duke Nukem (Video Game)|Duke Nukem]] ===
=== [[Duke Nukem]] ===
A loudmouthed action hero with hidden insecurities and, apparently, a life-size ''[[Alien]]'' maquette in his living room.
A loudmouthed action hero with hidden insecurities and, apparently, a life-size ''[[Alien]]'' maquette in his living room.


'''Tropes:'''
'''Tropes:'''
* [[Closet Geek]]: Turns out all those ''[[Evil Dead (Film)|Army of Darkness]]'' and ''[[They Live (Film)|They Live]]'' quotes weren't a coincidence.
* [[Closet Geek]]: Turns out all those ''[[Evil Dead|Army of Darkness]]'' and ''[[They Live]]'' quotes weren't a coincidence.
* [[Jerkass]]
* [[Jerkass]]