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* [[Accidental Innuendo]]: It's a [[Running Gag]] that Marik does these but never catches on, even when Bakura keeps laughing at him.

"Ooo, I love a good manhole!" }}

** The current channel name is ''"Marik Plays With Himself."''

* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: "I'VE GOT TO WARN THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT THE ALIENS ARE ABOUT TO oh, hey, free newspaper!"

** And {{spoiler|Melvin}} in part eight: "[[Department of Redundancy Department|FOOLISH FOOL]]! THE SHOPS CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM MY oh, hey, a video game!"

* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: Porn magazines stapled together with gold that you can't even read without lessening the value. "It's kind of ineffectual ''as porn itself'', but...it's a good collector's item."

* [[Awesomeness Is Volatile]]: Sings when a lightbulb shatters, and assumes the "sheer awesomeness" of his voice did it.

* [[Bare Your Midriff]]: Marik treats his as something dangerously sexy. Do not look directly at it.

* [[Batter Up]]: What Marik resorts to when the Wrong Crowd flips their collective shit on him. Because Marik pressed...

* [[Berserk Button]]: For your own safety stay the '''''F[[Sound Effect Bleep|(EFF)]]K''''' away from the Wrong Crowd's car stereo, apparently it's like holy ground to them.

** For Marik himself, anything that threatens his midriff is as good as dead.

* [[Big Fancy House]]: "That must be one of Mel Gibson's more modest properties."

* [[Big No]]: "I'll just work on my tan. Wait. I'm a ''vampire''. I no longer have a tan. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick]]: Some of Marik's rambles take a sharp turn into TMI territory, without any change in his tone.

* [[Brief Accent Imitation]]: "No mate, I'm here to make fun of yo accent!"

* [[Broken Record]]: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!

** Part 5 has a callback to Concrete Giraffes, Marik sees a statue that reminds him of [[The Slender Man Mythos|"that guy]] [[Marble Hornets|that tried to star in our movie"]] but neither he nor Bakura have [[Laser-Guided Amnesia|any memory]] [[Mind Rape|of the incident]]

** And then THAT guy comes visit them on the next episode because he heard that they "were playing a video game" and then goes on commenting on how he is "elite".

* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: Marik not getting the innuendos he makes.

** He hears a girl in another room having sobbing screams, but assumes those are sex sounds, and coming from the washing machines in the room he's in.

* [[Complete Monster]]: Marik calls the bartender at the Asylum this. How can someone that insensitive NOT be a Complete monster? *sob!* ''Artax''!

* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]]:

* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]]: Marik, has some VERY bizarre lines while beating the everloving crap out of the wrong crowd.

* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: The last of the Wrong Crowd got it ''really'' bad:

* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: "It's funny because..."

** Subverted once, when he was [[Batter Up|using a baseball bat]].

* [[The Door Slams You]]: Marik has bad luck with doors.

* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady]]: Marik, of course.

'''Bakura:''' Well to be fair, [[Stealth Insult|I doubt they'd have any noticeable effects]].<br />

* [[Easily Forgiven]]: When first visiting the Asylum, Marik is utterly disgusted by the big, bald, insensitive jerk of a bartender who DARED to make light of Artax's death. Next time he visits the Asylum, Marik wants to team up with him as a fellow tattooed person.

* [[Everything Trying to Kill You]]: When a chandelier falls.

* [[Evil Laugh]]: Marik does one after he steals a car stereo.

* [[Five-Bad Band]]:

** Episode 5 has Marik spotting a statue and asks Bakura if it looks like [[The Slender Man Mythos|"that guy]] who tried to star in [their] movie". Next episode Slendy drops by and offers to help play the game.

* [[Freudian Slip]]

** If you look carefully, immediately after "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing, you can see Therese looking around the room with an expression that is pretty much "Where the fuck is this music coming from?" avoiding eye-contact.

* [[Ghost Story]]: "You will let me glomp you or I will curse you because ghosts have that ability apparently ... !"

* Incredibly Lame Pun

"BAIL BONDS!" }}

* [[Indian Burial Ground]]: "Ironically, there was an Indian burial ground built on top of the hotel!"

* [[Inherently Funny Words]]: Heh heh, foxy boxes...

** [[It Makes Sense in Context|PenisPenisPenisPenisPenis.]]

* [[Jump Scare]]: Not quite in the game, just Marik was easily startled.

* [[Large Ham]]: Marik

* [[Let's Get Dangerous]]: See [[I Would Say If I Could Say]].

* [[Let's Play]]

* [[Loads and Loads of Loading]]: Even sings about it.

* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?" [[Beat|*beat*]] "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"

* [[Oblivious to Love]]: Marik seems to be getting this way as of part 6.

'''Marik''': "You've been on the same page for, like, two hours. You've just been staring at me." }}

* [[The Oldest Profession|The Oldest And Deadliest Profession:]] The [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|zombie prostitute.]]

* [[Paranoia Fuel]]: In-Universe Example: Furniture can't be trusted.

* [[Player Punch]]: In-Universe Example:

'''Marik''', ''sobbing'': "How? Why? For what reason? ''[[The Police|Roxanne, you don't have to put on that red dress tonight. Roxanne, you don't have to sell your body to the night.]]''"<br />

'''Bakura''': "Well, she doesn't have to do any of that stuff ''now'', because '''she's dead! [[Evil Laugh|Gahahahahahahaha!]]'''"<br />

'''Marik''': [[Retirony|"She was one week away from prostitute retirement!"]] }}

* [[Poke the Poodle]]

* [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]]

* [[Remembered I Could Fly]]: "I was worried there for a second— wait a minute, I'm a friggin' vampire! What am I worried about? [[It Makes Sense in Context|Radios cannot harm me]] for I AM IMMORTAL!"

* [[The Rival]]: Doors.

* [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]]:

* [[Running Gag]]

** See [[Accidental Innuendo]].

*** Which even spilled into the spinoff movie ''Marik Plays Portal 2.''

* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: Bakura books it the instant {{spoiler|Melvin shows up}}.

** At the nightclub, Marik starts singing his own lyrics to Electric Six's "Gay Bar."

I wanna make you be a vampire, vampire, vampire! }}

** "My [[Pokémon|Pokemans]], [[Memetic Mutation|let me show them to you.]]"

** Well, [[Kanye West|Imma let you finish]], but [[Dracula]] was one of the greatest vampires of all time! Of all time!"

** "So what you're saying is, the first rule of [[Fight Club|Bite Club]] is that you don't talk about Bite Club."

** "Don't be a homicidal maniac, okay?" "Try telling that to [[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac|Johnny]]!

** Marik meets "Christian Bale."

** ''"[[Left 4 Dead|Peelz]] [[Memetic Mutation|over here!]]''

** [[Animal Farm|You mean like four legs good, two legs bad?]]

** "Ok, I'm choosing to believe that this whole house is like that house from [[Beauty and The Beast]] and all the furniture is going to start singing at me."

** "Hey, big guy, [[Final Fantasy VII|Zack Fair]] called, he wants his [[BFS|buster sword]] back."

** In Episode 4 he describes the doors closing in his face as being "the opposite of [[Star Trek]]."

* [[Smug Snake]]: Lampshaded when Marik states that he gets "[[The Matrix|Merovingian]] vibes" off of LaCroix.

* [[Spin-Off]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJ7WAAzznM&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=1&feature=plcp Marik plays a few minutes of the begining of] [[Video Game]]/Portal2 in an ad for [[Momo Con]], in which he complains about Wheatley being British, mistakes the testing facility for the shadow realm and then a tanning salon, argues with Glados, and generally has no idea what's going on.

* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Marik did not kill a prostitute, and he most certainly does not play ''[[The Sims]]''!

** (looks at the Gangrel clan) "Disney's vampire Tarzan. Comes with his own soundtrack composed by [[Phil Collins]]."

*** "Then we have the 'haters gonna hate' vampire (Tremere). He specializes in magic. Only nerds choose that guy. I like to call him the 'Bakura clan.'"

** "Say what you will about my dance moves, at least I'm a better dancer than [[Mass Effect|Shepard]]. That's right everyone do the [[Mo Cap]], it's the easiest dance in the world."

** "Well, at least the audience is bigger than the one they had for Spider-Man the Musical."

** "Because when you think vampires, you think California! Well, to be fair, the place ''will'' suck you dry.

** "Are those two police cars talking to each other? [...] It's just like that [[Cars|one Pixar movie nobody likes]]! I'm gonna get out of here before [[Larry the Cable Guy]] shows up."

* [[Tastes Like Purple]]: "Mmm, that's good homeless person! Wait, what am I doing? He probably tastes like shattered dreams and despair."

** Comes up again with Marik sucking the blood of a prostitute. "Ah, the sweet taste of cigarettes and ''regret''."

* [[There Is Only One Bed]]: Marik mentions that this happened to him and Bakura once. Bakura still dreams about it - uh, has nightmares about it.

** This is also a [[Mythology Gag]] to [[Little Kuriboh]]'s Thiefshipping fanfiction Marik and Bakura go to Censored Town, where this does indeed happen.

* [[Trrrilling Rrrs]]: Marik does this a few times when he's feeling especially [[Evil Is Hammy|hammy.]]

* [[The Un-Reveal]]: In Part 4:

'''Bakura:''' Marik...<br />

'''Marik:''' It's okay, Bakura, I know what I'm doing. It's true: Bakura and I...are {{spoiler|evil}}! And we're not ashamed of it! }}

** It happens again in 7.5. Marik apparently decides to address those rumors once and for all.

* [[Vampire Bites Suck]]: "Even if you suck, you're doing a good job and it gives you experience for it."

* [[Villains Out Shopping]]: The videos themselves are an example of this.

* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: With the lyrics altered to fit vampire themes (most of the time)

* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?]]: "Never again shall you listen to the soothing sounds of FM radio in the comfort of your automobiles, for it is '''I''' who owns the car stereo now! [[Evil Laugh|Mwahahahaha!]]"

* [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?]]: Marik can absolutely not stand excess litter.

 

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