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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|Deadpool getting stabbed in the ass by Morrigan's tentacles]] in the first intro movie of the game. Morrigan's reaction is priceless. |
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|Deadpool getting stabbed in the ass by Morrigan's tentacles]] in the first intro movie of the game. Morrigan's reaction is priceless. |
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** His Level 3 Super. |
** His Level 3 Super. |
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{{quote|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}RshrT9qoaow "HEALTH BAR IN YOUR FACE! FEEL THE LOVE OF THE HYPER COMBO! And it's a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUN! (sing-song) This is the Hyper Cooommmbo!"]''}} |
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** On defeat: |
** On defeat: |
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{{quote|''"YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON!!"''}} |
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** On victory, he goes up to the camera and starts shaking it: |
** On victory, he goes up to the camera and starts shaking it: |
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{{quote|''"Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here bustin' my ass, while you sit on YOURS, watching me jump around?! How is THAT fair?!"'' |
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''"I get the cover of the next [[Street Fighter]] for this, right Capcom? RIGHT??"'' |
''"I get the cover of the next [[Street Fighter]] for this, right Capcom? RIGHT??"'' |
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''"You WERE recording that, weren't you player? No?? Hehehe... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!"'' |
''"You WERE recording that, weren't you player? No?? Hehehe... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!"'' |
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''"I just beat Mag-[[Precision F-Strike|Freakin]]-Neto!! [[Memetic Mutation|Where yo curleh moustache at?!]]"'' }} |
''"I just beat Mag-[[Precision F-Strike|Freakin]]-Neto!! [[Memetic Mutation|Where yo curleh moustache at?!]]"'' }} |
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** When he triggers X-Factor: |
** When he triggers X-Factor: |
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{{quote|''"ANIME POWER UP TIME!!"''}} |
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** And when Deadpool fights a ''[[Street Fighter]]'' character... |
** And when Deadpool fights a ''[[Street Fighter]]'' character... |
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{{quote|''"Hey, I frickin' love ''Street Fighter''! Autograph your spleen for me?"''}} |
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** Doing battle with Wolverine, both pre-fight... |
** Doing battle with Wolverine, both pre-fight... |
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{{quote|''"Short and short on deodorant is a reeeeeal bad combination, Stabby."''}} |
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*** ...and post-fight. |
*** ...and post-fight. |
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{{quote|''"See? ''That'''s how you beat Wolverine, people...[[X-Men (film)|AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS!]] AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"''}} |
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** One of his victory quotes: |
** One of his victory quotes: |
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{{quote|''"Ya can't spell assassin [[A Worldwide Punomenon|without]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'sin']]''' [[A Worldwide Punomenon|- and twice the]] '''[[A Worldwide Punomenon|'ass']]'''"''}} |
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** His taunt: |
** His taunt: |
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{{quote|''"This is my taunt! Heh, get it?"'' |
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Which can also be switched to ''"Taunt Button!"'' }} |
Which can also be switched to ''"Taunt Button!"'' }} |
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** His taunt ''[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|deals damage with the speech bubble.]]'' |
** His taunt ''[[Breaking the Fourth Wall|deals damage with the speech bubble.]]'' |
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** When he fights Magneto: |
** When he fights Magneto: |
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{{quote|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}thJpQApHOtg "Hahahaha! Magneto!] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}IdAmkx8eAos Welcome to die!]"''}} |
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** When he defeats M.O.D.O.K., we get this little gem |
** When he defeats M.O.D.O.K., we get this little gem |
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{{quote|''"So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpty in a rocket chair, huh?"''}} |
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** When he defeats Arthur, he reminds us: |
** When he defeats Arthur, he reminds us: |
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{{quote|''"And THAT'S for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures [[Nintendo Hard|that were never possible to beat!]]"''}} |
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** Change characters into him, then don't move and watch him make a fool out of himself. |
** Change characters into him, then don't move and watch him make a fool out of himself. |
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* From the second intro movie: Amaterasu and Joe running up Super Skrull's arm, only to end up catching nothing and going [[Oh Crap]] when they find themselves learning that [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]. |
* From the second intro movie: Amaterasu and Joe running up Super Skrull's arm, only to end up catching nothing and going [[Oh Crap]] when they find themselves learning that [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]. |
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* Spencer and Iron Man's specific pre-match taunts: |
* Spencer and Iron Man's specific pre-match taunts: |
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{{quote|'''Iron Man''': Just the arm? Why? Can't afford the rest of the suit? |
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'''Spencer''': How much of that suit is ''bionic''? }} |
'''Spencer''': How much of that suit is ''bionic''? }} |
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* M.O.D.O.K.'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvc8Vq6wgLg&videos=4dTPG2AK-II&feature=BF attempt at a bicycle kick] results in him flying across the screen flailing his stubby little legs. |
* M.O.D.O.K.'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvc8Vq6wgLg&videos=4dTPG2AK-II&feature=BF attempt at a bicycle kick] results in him flying across the screen flailing his stubby little legs. |
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** Not as funny once you realize that Cap is referencing the Zero fighter planes from WWII. More awesome that way. |
** Not as funny once you realize that Cap is referencing the Zero fighter planes from WWII. More awesome that way. |
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* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!) |
* Iron Man's pre-fight quote against any female character that isn't [[Okami|Amaterasu]]: (Yes, [[Ephebophile|that includes Tron]]!!!) |
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{{quote|''"So, you doin' anything after this?"''}} |
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* [[Ghosts 'n Goblins (series)|Arthur]] losing his armor in the third intro movie. |
* [[Ghosts 'n Goblins (series)|Arthur]] losing his armor in the third intro movie. |
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** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K. |
** When [[Resident Evil 5|Wesker]] and [[Resident Evil 5|Chris]] confront one another finally, who's the first to show up beside the badassness of Wesker? M.O.D.O.K. |
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* In a recent trailer to showcase rivals, who gets put up against the Universe conquering Dormammu? Who else but [[Viewtiful Joe]]! |
* In a recent trailer to showcase rivals, who gets put up against the Universe conquering Dormammu? Who else but [[Viewtiful Joe]]! |
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* If the last character Captain America defeats is Iron Man: |
* If the last character Captain America defeats is Iron Man: |
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{{quote|''"And ''that'' was for [[Civil War (Comic Book)|Civil War]]!"''}} |
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* One of She-Hulk's win quotes: |
* One of She-Hulk's win quotes: |
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{{quote|''"Somebody once called me [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright]] with muscles... and then [[Curb Stomp Battle|I called an ambulance]]."''}} |
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** When she beats Deadpool to end a match, she says that if the game were made in the nineties, she would be the one hitting him with a health bar. |
** When she beats Deadpool to end a match, she says that if the game were made in the nineties, she would be the one hitting him with a health bar. |
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** Also her ending, where {{spoiler|she stars in a series called "Jen's Justice". The guests this time are [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth]]. When Jen gives her verdict, she breaks the table. The reaction of both Phoenix and Miles is priceless}}. |
** Also her ending, where {{spoiler|she stars in a series called "Jen's Justice". The guests this time are [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth]]. When Jen gives her verdict, she breaks the table. The reaction of both Phoenix and Miles is priceless}}. |
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* During the intro, Haggar and Felicia trying and failing to save Haggar's mayoral campaign sign while battles are raging all around them. |
* During the intro, Haggar and Felicia trying and failing to save Haggar's mayoral campaign sign while battles are raging all around them. |
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* Deadpool's ending: |
* Deadpool's ending: |
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{{quote|''"{{spoiler|Yeah, I beat Galactus' giant purple, pimply ass, so what. So what? So let's '''par-tay, bee-yotches!''' [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|I'd invite the player in front of the TV, but you got the Player Points for winning. That's all you need!]]}}"''}} |
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** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}} |
** {{spoiler|A few seconds later, a news report shows that Wade's party was...excessive. And [[You Bastard|the player's wanted as an accomplice]].}} |
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* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}} |
* Trish's ending: {{spoiler|Poor Nightcrawler.}} |
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* Zero's ending, {{spoiler|he arrives in the ''[[Mega Man Zero]]'' timeline, instead of his ''[[Mega Man X]]'' timeline.}} |
* Zero's ending, {{spoiler|he arrives in the ''[[Mega Man Zero]]'' timeline, instead of his ''[[Mega Man X]]'' timeline.}} |
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* In the Hulk's ending, {{spoiler|he goes through the Resident Evil 1 mansion [[Rivals Team Up|with Chris]], ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomping]] every single monster in his path.'' [[Resident Evil 1]] never looked so easy.}} |
* In the Hulk's ending, {{spoiler|he goes through the Resident Evil 1 mansion [[Rivals Team Up|with Chris]], ''[[Curb Stomp Battle|curb stomping]] every single monster in his path.'' [[Resident Evil 1]] never looked so easy.}} |
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{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Nemesis:''' Groaaaaar! ''(The Hulk grabs him by the neck)''}} |
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{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Who is ugly man? Can Hulk smash?}} |
{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Who is ugly man? Can Hulk smash?}} |
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{{spoiler|'''Chris:''' Ah, him? I believe he's called Nemesis. He spent a lot of time trying to kill Jill.}} |
{{spoiler|'''Chris:''' Ah, him? I believe he's called Nemesis. He spent a lot of time trying to kill Jill.}} |
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{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Then...HULK SMASH!}} }} |
{{spoiler|'''Hulk:''' Then...HULK SMASH!}} }} |
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* A win quote from ''Sentinel'' of all people. |
* A win quote from ''Sentinel'' of all people. |
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{{quote|'''Sentinel''': Battle data indicates excessive force was ''not'' required. |
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'''(defeating X-23)''': "Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE." }} |
'''(defeating X-23)''': "Wolverine DNA detected in female mutant. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE." }} |
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** And one of his taunts is "[[Trope Name|Undermine Target confidence]]!" |
** And one of his taunts is "[[Trope Name|Undermine Target confidence]]!" |
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* ''Doctor Doom'' gets one as well in his win quote: |
* ''Doctor Doom'' gets one as well in his win quote: |
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{{quote|'''Doctor Doom:''' The applause shall continue for another hour. The first person to stop clapping shall be executed.}} |
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** His intro against any of the X-Men, doubling as a [[Take That]]: |
** His intro against any of the X-Men, doubling as a [[Take That]]: |
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{{quote|"I'll make you ''wish'' you were fighting Magneto!"}} |
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* Shuma-Gorath's attraction to Hsien-Ko is hilariously disturbing. |
* Shuma-Gorath's attraction to Hsien-Ko is hilariously disturbing. |
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{{quote|"'''(Intro)Shuma-Gorath:''' A living corpse! How quaint! |
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"'''(Win Text)Shuma-Gorath:''' As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would be given many dimensions as a dowry! }} |
"'''(Win Text)Shuma-Gorath:''' As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would be given many dimensions as a dowry! }} |
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** Not to mention her response. |
** Not to mention her response. |
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{{quote|"Eww, I don't even wanna touch that!"}} |
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* Mike Haggar says, in his pre-fight dialogue against Shuma-Gorath, that an arm lock won't work on Shuma...but he can piledrive him like anyone else just fine. |
* Mike Haggar says, in his pre-fight dialogue against Shuma-Gorath, that an arm lock won't work on Shuma...but he can piledrive him like anyone else just fine. |
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** If he can piledrive Sentinel, a giant fucking robot twice his height, then Shuma-Gorath shouldn't be a problem. |
** If he can piledrive Sentinel, a giant fucking robot twice his height, then Shuma-Gorath shouldn't be a problem. |
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* [http://www.4thletter.net/2011/02/a-look-at-the-marvel-vs-capcom-3-promotional-comic/ The comic book included in the Special Edition.] [[No Fourth Wall]] [[Up to Eleven]]. [[Take Our Word for It|You should read that by yourself.]] |
* [http://www.4thletter.net/2011/02/a-look-at-the-marvel-vs-capcom-3-promotional-comic/ The comic book included in the Special Edition.] [[No Fourth Wall]] [[Up to Eleven]]. [[Take Our Word for It|You should read that by yourself.]] |
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** Actually, some dialog is edited. For example, the original line from the comic was: |
** Actually, some dialog is edited. For example, the original line from the comic was: |
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{{quote|'''Deadpool:''' Where you from, pretty boy? Planets of the fabios? |
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'''Dante:''' [[Insult Backfire|Jealousy will get you nowhere.]] }} |
'''Dante:''' [[Insult Backfire|Jealousy will get you nowhere.]] }} |
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* [[Ghost Rider|Ghost Rider's]] victory quote. There's something funny about him saying it completely straight. |
* [[Ghost Rider|Ghost Rider's]] victory quote. There's something funny about him saying it completely straight. |
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{{quote|'''Ghost Rider:''' "Hell hath no fury like a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle."}} |
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* Taskmaster's ending. {{spoiler|1=He starts a fitness program for people that want to "train with the guy who beat Galactus", and then goes on to create a bunch of exercise DVDs as well as ''a line of clothing named after him''.}} |
* Taskmaster's ending. {{spoiler|1=He starts a fitness program for people that want to "train with the guy who beat Galactus", and then goes on to create a bunch of exercise DVDs as well as ''a line of clothing named after him''.}} |
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* Nemesis' "time's up" loss animation? Standing still and...dropping his rocket launcher. Nothing else. |
* Nemesis' "time's up" loss animation? Standing still and...dropping his rocket launcher. Nothing else. |
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** Nemesis brings in a lot of surprising hilarity. For example, one of his text win quotes is simply "." and nothing else. |
** Nemesis brings in a lot of surprising hilarity. For example, one of his text win quotes is simply "." and nothing else. |
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* One of Doctor Strange's [[Curb Stomp Battle]] winquotes: |
* One of Doctor Strange's [[Curb Stomp Battle]] winquotes: |
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{{quote|"Perhaps I've accidentally transported myself to an alternate reality where nobody but me can fight."}} |
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* This Nova winquote: |
* This Nova winquote: |
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{{quote|"In case you had any interest in the Nova Corps, forget it. They wouldn't take you on the grounds that you have a bad case of suck."}} |
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* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless. |
* In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP1XlPXMwVY opening movie] for ''Ultimate'', among the moments of awesome, there's Deadpool surfing on top of Phoenix Wright's "Objection!" speech bubble. The attendant's reactions are priceless. |
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* [[Street Fighter III|Chun-Li gets to be the victim]] [[Running Gag|of the Parry system]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3k5WcicY_0 By Ryu of all people.] <ref>In case you didn't know, this was Daigo "[[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast's]]" [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|EVO #37 moment.]]</ref> |
* [[Street Fighter III|Chun-Li gets to be the victim]] [[Running Gag|of the Parry system]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3k5WcicY_0 By Ryu of all people.] <ref>In case you didn't know, this was Daigo "[[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|The Beast's]]" [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|EVO #37 moment.]]</ref> |
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* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack: |
* While most characters defeat quotes have then quietly muttering disappointment in themselves or the situation, or the usual [[Big No]], Rocket Raccoon will go out screaming at the top of his lungs: "''[[I'll Kill You!|I'LL KILL YOU]], YOU [[Curse Cut Short|SON OF A...!]]''" Oh and if you beat him with a light attack: |
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{{quote|''"Promise me... no zoo."''}} |
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* Rocket Raccoon's win-quote against Chris Redfield. |
* Rocket Raccoon's win-quote against Chris Redfield. |
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{{quote|"That's for letting them mess up Raccoon City, you wanker!"}} |
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* Frank West's Level 1 hyper, which ''begins'' with him jamming a Servbot head onto his opponent and only gets better from there. For added hilarity, try it on M.O.D.O.K. (enormous Servbot head) and Shuma-Gorath (one-eyed Servbot head). |
* Frank West's Level 1 hyper, which ''begins'' with him jamming a Servbot head onto his opponent and only gets better from there. For added hilarity, try it on M.O.D.O.K. (enormous Servbot head) and Shuma-Gorath (one-eyed Servbot head). |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7fVhnfJhuk Rocket Raccoon's ending], where he found that {{spoiler|Raccoon City isn't what he expected.}} |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7fVhnfJhuk Rocket Raccoon's ending], where he found that {{spoiler|Raccoon City isn't what he expected.}} |
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{{quote|'''Rocket Raccoon:''' {{spoiler|The guy with the guns mentions his hometown -- I figure it to be a paradise of my kind. Well, needless to say... It's not.}}}} |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Wl-3vAr8E& Phoenix Wright's ending], where {{spoiler|he got a special defendant for his current case: Galactus himself, who barely fits into the courtroom, let alone the witness' stand.}} |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Wl-3vAr8E& Phoenix Wright's ending], where {{spoiler|he got a special defendant for his current case: Galactus himself, who barely fits into the courtroom, let alone the witness' stand.}} |
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{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Galactus'''}}: I hereby renew my request for a change of venue.}} |
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* Rocket Racoon and Chris' intro quotes against each other. |
* Rocket Racoon and Chris' intro quotes against each other. |
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{{quote|'''Rocket Racoon''': You've fought zombies, mutants, tyrants-but nothing's prepared you for A RACCOON. |
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'''Chris''': (in utter confusion) There's a...um....heavily armed woodland creature... }} |
'''Chris''': (in utter confusion) There's a...um....heavily armed woodland creature... }} |
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* Speaking of Rocket Raccoon, there's M.O.D.O.K.'s quotes against him. |
* Speaking of Rocket Raccoon, there's M.O.D.O.K.'s quotes against him. |
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{{quote|'''Before a fight''': You're cute. Time to die! |
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'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }} |
'''After a fight, if he wins''': I defeated a Raccoon! SCIENCE! }} |
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* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]] player ever to Nemesis. |
* Jill, on the 'WINNER!' screen, delivers the thoughts of every [[Resident Evil 3 Nemesis]] player ever to Nemesis. |
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{{quote|'''Jill''': Stop. Following. ME!}} |
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* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall: |
* She-Hulk's new win quote against Deadpool, reminding us all that she's still aware of the fourth wall: |
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{{quote|'''She-Hulk''': If there's ever an [[Mv C 4]], I'll destroy you there too, Wade.}} |
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* Dante's new ending in ''Ultimate'': |
* Dante's new ending in ''Ultimate'': |
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{{quote|'''Dante''': (sitting lazily) I can smell you standing there, you know. Whaddya want? |
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'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': If you so desired, I could return your mother to you, alive and well. I could even mend your relationship with your brother -- make your family whole again. All I would require is -- |
'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': If you so desired, I could return your mother to you, alive and well. I could even mend your relationship with your brother -- make your family whole again. All I would require is -- |
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'''Dante''': (quickly put a gun under the guy's chin) |
'''Dante''': (quickly put a gun under the guy's chin) |
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'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Gyark! |
'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Gyark! |
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'''Dante''': I'm not really interested in mending fences with my brother, so here's my counteroffer: [[Mundane Utility|You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the year]], and I'll leave you here with your head attached to your body.<br /> |
'''Dante''': I'm not really interested in mending fences with my brother, so here's my counteroffer: [[Mundane Utility|You give me a job that can pay my electric bill for the year]], and I'll leave you here with your head attached to your body.<br /> |
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'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Actually, there's a fiend called {{spoiler|Blackheart}} who has caused me trouble to no end... <br /> |
'''{{spoiler|Mephisto}}''': Actually, there's a fiend called {{spoiler|Blackheart}} who has caused me trouble to no end... <br /> |
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'''Dante''': Done. But I'm charging you triple because you're such a tool. }} |
'''Dante''': Done. But I'm charging you triple because you're such a tool. }} |
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* A lot of new dialogue in ''Ultimate'' references infamous events from the characters' home series in the most hilarious ways. |
* A lot of new dialogue in ''Ultimate'' references infamous events from the characters' home series in the most hilarious ways. |
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{{quote|'''Trish''': Maybe [[Memetic Mutation|I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light.]] Just kidding. [[Lampshade Hanging|Who would say something that lame?]]<br /> |
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'''Spider-Man''': (defeating Firebrand) You know, you sort of look like the guy who [[One More Day|ruined my marriage...]]<br /> |
'''Spider-Man''': (defeating Firebrand) You know, you sort of look like the guy who [[One More Day|ruined my marriage...]]<br /> |
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'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br /> |
'''Spencer''': One more crack about the hair and I'll pick you up and beat you down again.<br /> |
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'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }} |
'''Chris''': Look, I deal with superhuman monsters on a daily basis. I would have been crazy not to hit the gym and bulk up a bit. }} |
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** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark|Broadway musical incident]] which happened between the release of the two versions of the game. |
** All of Deadpool's dialogue when fighting Spider-Man has been changed to reference the [[Spider Man Turn Off the Dark|Broadway musical incident]] which happened between the release of the two versions of the game. |
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{{quote|"Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!" |
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"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }} |
"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark!" }} |
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* One of Albert Wesker's new "Winner!" screen quotes has him bragging about how expensive his custom-made sunglasses were. |
* One of Albert Wesker's new "Winner!" screen quotes has him bragging about how expensive his custom-made sunglasses were. |
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** Amaterasu is a known turnip thief. Doctor Strange is way behind on his taxes. And Iron Man should have known that hitting on Tron would come back to bite him. |
** Amaterasu is a known turnip thief. Doctor Strange is way behind on his taxes. And Iron Man should have known that hitting on Tron would come back to bite him. |
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* Nova: "Blue blazes! I'm AWESOME!" |
* Nova: "Blue blazes! I'm AWESOME!" |
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{{quote|'''Nova:''' It's times like this I miss being a new warrior. Speedball would point and laugh at you right now.}} |
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** There's also "Really? I mean... REALLY?" when he faces Viewtiful Joe. |
** There's also "Really? I mean... REALLY?" when he faces Viewtiful Joe. |
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* Shuma-Gorath's ending. After defeating Galactus and being hailed as a hero, he goes native in a most hilarious manner- {{spoiler|he becomes the host of a Japanese game show.}} |
* Shuma-Gorath's ending. After defeating Galactus and being hailed as a hero, he goes native in a most hilarious manner- {{spoiler|he becomes the host of a Japanese game show.}} |
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{{quote|'''Shuma-Gorath''': Welcome, vile fleshling scum!}} |
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* The dissonance between a character's winpose and winquote can be very amusing. |
* The dissonance between a character's winpose and winquote can be very amusing. |
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{{quote|Ghost Rider (after beating Phoenix Wright or She-Hulk): ''So I have this contract with Mephisto I'd like you to look at for me...'' (rides away) |
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Doctor Strange (after beating Hsien-Ko): ''Your condition... my magics might be able to help...'' (teleports away) |
Doctor Strange (after beating Hsien-Ko): ''Your condition... my magics might be able to help...'' (teleports away) |
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Hsien-Ko (after beating Shuma-Gorath): ''Oh, my clothes are all slimy now!'' (smiles and winks) |
Hsien-Ko (after beating Shuma-Gorath): ''Oh, my clothes are all slimy now!'' (smiles and winks) |
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Hsien-Ko (after beating Nemesis): ''Oh man... that was really frightening!'' (smiles and winks) |
Hsien-Ko (after beating Nemesis): ''Oh man... that was really frightening!'' (smiles and winks) |
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Galactus (after being defeated): ''How dare you! I now must squash you like the bug that you are!'' (falls off the stage) }} |
Galactus (after being defeated): ''How dare you! I now must squash you like the bug that you are!'' (falls off the stage) }} |
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* One of Rocket Raccoon's win quotes brings up the inevitable response to his inclusion in the game. |
* One of Rocket Raccoon's win quotes brings up the inevitable response to his inclusion in the game. |
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{{quote|'''Rocket Raccoon:''' Say how embarrassing it was to be beaten up by a raccoon one more time and I'm going to beat you up again. |
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