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*** related: Death By Curtain
*** related: Death By Curtain
** {{spoiler|[[It Was His Sled|SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE]]!!!}}
** {{spoiler|[[It Was His Sled|SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE]]!!!}}
*** [[Big No|Nooooo!]] You bitch! [[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|YOU BITCH!]]
*** [[Big No|Nooooo!]] You bitch! [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|YOU BITCH!]]
** [[Potter Puppet Pals]] videos, especially The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
** [[Potter Puppet Pals]] videos, especially The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
*** Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (When Alan Rickman turned up at the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square, the crowd behind him were audibly chanting "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!" Awesome.)
*** Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (When Alan Rickman turned up at the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square, the crowd behind him were audibly chanting "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!" Awesome.)
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** Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
** Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
** [[Adaptation Displacement|In the form of the film's version of]] [[Large Ham|the Baron]], "HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!"
** [[Adaptation Displacement|In the form of the film's version of]] [[Large Ham|the Baron]], "HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!"
* ''[[Nineteen Eighty Four|1984]]'':
* ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four|1984]]'':
** [[Big Brother Is Watching]] you.
** [[Big Brother Is Watching]] you.
** While we're at it, we were never at war with Eurasia.
** While we're at it, we were never at war with Eurasia.
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** ''[[Animorphs (Literature)/Characters|My name is]]''
** ''[[Animorphs (Literature)/Characters|My name is]]''
*** ''We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.''
*** ''We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.''
** IT'S OAT [[Precision F Strike|FREAKING]] MEAL!!!
** IT'S OAT [[Precision F-Strike|FREAKING]] MEAL!!!
** Don't call me 'Prince'.
** Don't call me 'Prince'.
*** Yes, Prince Jake.
*** Yes, Prince Jake.
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* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Borg. They '''[[Peter David|EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.]]'''
* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Borg. They '''[[Peter David|EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.]]'''
* Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in [[The Sixties]]--she was unfamiliar with the concept of a [[Meganekko]].)
* Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in [[The Sixties]]--she was unfamiliar with the concept of a [[Meganekko]].)
* [[Ogden Nash]]'s idea of how to win over a girl: "[[Everythings Better With Chocolate|Candy]] is dandy, [[But Liquor Is Quicker|but liquor is quicker]]."
* [[Ogden Nash]]'s idea of how to win over a girl: "[[Everything's Better With Chocolate|Candy]] is dandy, [[But Liquor Is Quicker|but liquor is quicker]]."
** He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
** He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
* [[Gertrude Stein]]: A rose is a rose is a rose.
* [[Gertrude Stein]]: A rose is a rose is a rose.
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** '''Rocinante''': Horse thin and weak, almost always full of sores. This one was even documented by Cervantes in the Part II, Chapter III, when Carrasco declares that the first part of the novel got read…
** '''Rocinante''': Horse thin and weak, almost always full of sores. This one was even documented by Cervantes in the Part II, Chapter III, when Carrasco declares that the first part of the novel got read…
{{quote| ''" by heart by people of all sorts, that the instant they see any lean hack, they say, 'There goes Rocinante.' "''}}
{{quote| ''" by heart by people of all sorts, that the instant they see any lean hack, they say, 'There goes Rocinante.' "''}}
** '''Con la iglesia hemos topado''': Could be translated as "We have run onto the church". A case of ''both'' a meme and [[Beam Me Up Scotty]], as the original phrase is actually ''"Con la iglesia hemos dado, Sancho"''. In the book it is literal (they examine a stone wall and determine it is a church) but it is ''always'' quoted to denote a situation in which the Church, bureaucracy or some other power that be is impeding your progress.
** '''Con la iglesia hemos topado''': Could be translated as "We have run onto the church". A case of ''both'' a meme and [[Beam Me Up, Scotty]], as the original phrase is actually ''"Con la iglesia hemos dado, Sancho"''. In the book it is literal (they examine a stone wall and determine it is a church) but it is ''always'' quoted to denote a situation in which the Church, bureaucracy or some other power that be is impeding your progress.
** Maybe they're just windmills, but [[They Might Be Giants]]...
** Maybe they're just windmills, but [[They Might Be Giants]]...
* ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'': Malacasta is so sassy!
* ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'': Malacasta is so sassy!