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* Citizens Advice/Customer Services: Consisting of irate and often illogical complaints from members of the public, about goods, services and employers.

{{quote| "This DVD player I nicked off you got me three months in prison, where some bloke tried to put his [[Black Comedy Rape|cock in my ear]]. What are you going to do about it? Chop Chop."}}

* Drive-by Abuser Considers...:[[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Featuring a man on a moped who shouting pointless insults at people, animals or inanimate objects he drives past]].

* Drive-by Abuser Considers...:[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Featuring a man on a moped who shouting pointless insults at people, animals or inanimate objects he drives past]].

{{quote| "Mate, 'eh mate. Playing golf are ya? Yeah, fuckin' looks like it an' all."}}

* Fly talk: Conversations between flies about humans they've encountered, sometimes mentioning celebrities including Chris Martin and 50 Cent..

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=== This program provides examples of: ===

* [[As Long As It Sounds Foreign]]: Foul-mouthed signmaker Mr Tourette and his customers speak in a kind of gibberish that resembles French.

* [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign]]: Foul-mouthed signmaker Mr Tourette and his customers speak in a kind of gibberish that resembles French.

* [[Asshole Victim]]: Watch an Alan sketch and try to feel the characters don't deserve what's coming to them.

* [[Captain Obvious]]: Drive-by Abuser.