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{{Infobox book
| title = Monstrous Regiment
| image = Monstrousregiment-paperback.jpg
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| author = Terry Pratchett
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{{quote|''"We know enemy forces are in the area. Currently they have no boots. But there will be others with boots aplenty. Also, there may be deserters in the area. They will not be nice people! They will be impolite!"''}}
 
The'''''Monstrous Regiment''''', the 28th ''[[Discworld]]'' book, andis one of the few recentlate-franchise ''Discworld'' books not to center around one of the major character sets (The Watch, Death, Rincewind, or the Witches), though William de Worde from ''[[Discworld/The Truth|The Truth]]'' and Sam Vimes make a few appearances.
 
The setting of the story is the fantastically aggressive country of Borogravia, a constantly-at-war theocracy under the apparently mad god Nuggan, probably the only god on the Discworld to update his holy text (mostly with Abominations against things like garlic, the color blue, and babies). The young heroine, Polly Perks, leaves home, [[Sweet Polly Oliver|dresses as a boy]], and joins the military to find her strong but simple brother Paul, who is the only eligible heir to the family inn and who vanished a year ago after going off to fight the Zlobenians.
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Polly signs up under the alias [[Meaningful Name|Oliver]] with an infantry regiment, the Ins-and-Outs, alongside a motley handful of other recruits, including four young humans (who quickly earn the nicknames "Tonker", "Lofty", "Shufti", and "Wazzer"), Carborundum the troll, Maladict the vampire, and [[The Igor|an Igor]]. Lead by novice officer Lieutenant Blouse and the far more savvy (and [[Badass|intimidating]]) Sergeant Jackrum, the recruits are hurried to the front, learning more than they wanted to along the way about the sad state of their country and the vast alliance mounting against Borogravia.
 
'''Spoiler Alert:''' There is one slowly-building twist that it is all but impossible not to reveal in a discussion about this book, so read on at your peril: {{spoiler|Polly comes to learn that she's not the only fighting "man" in her squad with something to hide...}} Mind you, is it fair to call this a spoiler when [[Genius Bonus|it's mentioned in the book's title]]?
 
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* [[Actually, I Am Him]]: Polly talks to a worn-looking lowly sergeant from the Ankh-Morpork forces, unaware that he's actually Vimes.
* [[Addiction Displacement]]: Maladict replaces blood with coffee.
** Otto remarks that maybe this may have not been the best thing to replace an addiction with - "dying for a cup of coffee" is far too easy to say.
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: {{spoiler|Most of the Regiment, especially Tonker and Lofty}}, Blouse, {{spoiler|and Maladicta seems to have a thing for Polly}}.
* [[Apotheosis]]: {{spoiler|The late Duchess of Borogravia is elevated to a minor deity}} by the prayers made to her instead of to Borogravia's "official" god Nuggan.
* [[Auto Cannibalism]]: Discussed.:
{{quote|It's not done to eat your ''own'' leg, is it? [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|You'd go blind.]]}}
* [[Ax Crazy]]: Tonker will slice you open if you touch Lofty, Lofty {{spoiler|will torch the world if it does something she doesn't like}}, and Wazzer will try to take on someone 3 times her size if they bad-mouth the Duchess. The results are not pretty.
** It's ''not'' tearing their heads off that doesn't come easily to [[Our Vampires Are Different|Mal]].
* [[BigBad DamnGuys VillainsDo the Dirty Work]]: Repeatedly, Polly and the rest are saved from having to actually kill someone. First by Jackrum, then the other Borogravian soldiers.
* [[Badass]]: Very nearly landing three hits on Sergeant Jackrum in a bar brawl is something to be proud of.
* [[Balls of Steel]]: Polly is bitten in the crotch by a horse when disguised as a man, and only the [[Share the Male Pain|horrified reaction of a male onlooker]] makes her realize she should be bent double in agony.
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* [[Becoming the Mask]]: see that page.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Never, ever, ''ever'' go after Tonker's girlfriend. Or insult the Duchess where Wazzer can hear you. Or interfere with Mal's coffee.
* [[Big Damn Villains]]: Repeatedly, Polly and the rest are saved from having to actually kill someone. First by Jackrum, then the other Borogravian soldiers.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: Subverted hilariously by Jackrum, who has a tendency to say "on my oath, I am not an x man" before doing something that falls firmly in the category of "x," such as violent, dishonest, or somesuch. {{spoiler|''She'' is being completely honest, we learn. She is not an anything ''man.''}}
* [[Boarding School of Horrors]]: The Girls' Working School. Blouse's "school for young gentlemen" wasn't as extreme, but the other soldiers have to wonder "what kind of life an officer could have led that inclined him to like scubbo."
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** As it turns out this statement is {{spoiler|[[No Man of Woman Born|100% true]], just [[From a Certain Point of View|incredibly misleading]].}}
** Also: "You are ''my'' little lads and I will look after you."
* [[Chekhov's Armory]]: The first scene with Vimes lays out a batch of [[Chekhov's Gun|Chekhovs Guns]]s that fire around the climax of the book.
* [[Chekhov's Skill]]: Polly's birdwatching know-how lets her catch on to how the group is being kept under surveillance, as Swires' buzzard doesn't seem right for the region. Lofty's {{spoiler|pyromania}} also comes in handy in a tight spot.
* [[Combat Pragmatist]]: Practically everyone at some point, but particularly Polly and Jackrum.
* [[Continuity Nod]]: Vimes was mistaken by Polly as a lowly sergeant from Ankh-Morpork. He was a Sergeant(-at-arms) [[Discworld/Night Watch (Discworld)|thirty years ago.]]
** Presumably he also held that rank for part of the intervening time, since he had slowly risen from Lance-Constable to Captain when we first meet him.
** The "helicopters" conjured up by Maladict's coffee-jonesing hallucinations keep aloft using air-screws rather than rotors, as conceived {{spoiler|and eventually used to paint a ceiling}} by Leonard of Quirm in ''[[Discworld/The Last Hero|The Last Hero]]''.
* [[Crosscast Role]]: Lieutenant Blouse reminisces about playing one of these in an all-boy's school.
* [[Cute and Psycho]]: When Wazzer snaps she snaps hard, and you ''don't'' want to be in the vicinity when it happens. (Polly is continuously unnerved while she is "speaking to the Duchess" with a ''sabre in her hand!'')
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* [[Dropped a Bridget On Him]]: In-fandom example. A number of heterosexual fangirls were quite disappointed about Mal's [[The Reveal|Reveal]]. On the other hand, a number of lesbian/bi/[[Slash Fic|femmeslash]] fans were waiting for it hungrily.
* [[Dumb Is Good]]: Polly's brother.
* [[Ensign Newbie]]: Lieutenant Blouse. Plays the trope straight most of the time, but he does get one subversive moment when - in the face of Jackrum's protests - he uses what he learned while stuck in his desk job to intercept and interpret the Zlobenians' light signals. He's also very good at his ''original'' job as a clerk - he's only in field command [[You Are in Command Now|because so many other officers have been lost]]. He's quite intelligent and a fast learner - he infiltrates an enemy compound as a woman (when the ''actual women'' isin his squad couldn't), learns how to use a Zlobenian mobile clacks in five minutes, invents [[wikipedia:Run-length encoding|run-length encoding]] and avoids an enemy patrol by pretending to be their lookout and flat-out lying to them. He's just not good at ''fighting''.
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: One pupeteerpuppeteer gets run out of town because the puppet was beating his wife with a stick with a thickness greater than one inch, a standard found in the book of Nuggan.
* [[Everyone Can See It]]: Blouse's immediate response to learning that Tonker's a girl is "''And'' Lofty?" Apparently even he could tell there was something going on there.
* [[A Father to His Men]]: Sergeant Jackrum, [[Sweet Polly Oliver|so to speak]].
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** Polly, too. Twice; once when "storming" the castle and second {{spoiler|when promoted to Sgt after the court-martial}}
* [[Flashback Echo]] of the [[Vietnam War]]: you know things are bad when Maladict starts seeing "Charlie" in the bushes. Of course these are ''side-flashes'' of someone else's past, so things don't start getting serious until he hears helicopters.
* [[Flock of Wolves]]: The entire squad {{spoiler|and apparently, nearly a third of the Borogravian army (or at least a third of the top brass)}} is composed of women disguised as men.
* [[Flynning]]: Subverted. When Corporal Strappi picks out Polly to do a sword demonstration, she knows she's not supposed to hit his sword. This throws Strappi off completely, since he was looking forward to embarrassing an inexperienced new recruit and had adopted a stance designed to easily counter it but weak against a real attack.
* [[Foreshadowing]]: There ''are'' hints early in the book about {{spoiler|Sergeant Jackrum's real/birth sex,}} but it takes most people a few re-reads plus advance knowledge of the spoiler to notice them. The biggest one is Jackrum's reason for getting stuck on recruiting party despite his in-universe [[Memetic Badass]] status: he got his leg sliced open, then ''bit'' the doctor who tried to treat him, and tended to the injury personally, allowing Froc to slap him with recruiting duty as a "reward" while he was laid up. While it's easy to pass off as a throwaway gag to enhance Jackrum's [[Badass]] status, it becomes foreshadowing when you realize that {{spoiler|to treat his leg, the (presumably male) doctor would have either had to take Jackrum's pants off, or at least get close enough to notice that there were one or two things either missing or sock-enhanced. No wonder Jackrum bit him and did the work himself!}}
** If you've read ''[[Discworld/Thud|Thud!]]'' before this book, then the Reveal about {{spoiler|Mal's gender}} is hinted at by the fact that {{spoiler|the vampire never changes shape once, even when it'd be tactically useful for scouting purposes. Two novels later, we learn that female vampires wind up ''naked'' if they change into bats, then return to human form; therefore, Mal didn't dare use this power without exposing her sex and getting in trouble for losing her uniform.}}
* [[Freakier Than Fiction]]: Things declared [[Real Life]] "abominations" by Al-Qaeda include [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/2538545/Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq-alienated-by-cucumber-laws-and-brutality.html women buying cucumbers, and female goats, er, displaying their anatomy]. [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny]] springs to mind.
* [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire]]: Maladict, to the point of having Igor be ready with a stake if she snaps.
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* [[Gentle Giant]]: Paul is described as big, kind, slow and able to lift whole beer kegs like toys.
* [[Glad You Thought of It]]: Polly tries to get Blouse to "suggest" the idea of sneaking into the keep disguised as washerwoman. He does so, but assumes he's the only one with a chance of pulling it off. {{spoiler|Amazing, he ''is!''}}
* [[Gods Need Prayer Badly]]: What nearly happened to Om in ''[[Discworld/Small Gods|Small Gods]]'' apparently happened to Nuggan; people stopped worshipping the god and started fearing the Abominations and worshipping the Duchess instead, and Nuggan faded in power and was finally [[Discworld/The Last Hero|murdered by one of his own irate worshippers]].
** Alternately, the bard's saga about [[Discworld/The Last Hero|Cohen and the Horde]] might've revealed the truth that Nuggan was a fussy, annoying, undeserving little git, thereby discrediting him as a god everywhere that people still prayed to him instead of the Duchess. More than one way to use a lute as a weapon....
** It's actually mentioned that Nuggan is alive and well in other parts of the Disc, he's just an incredibly minor god, about on the level of [[Discworld/Going Postal (Discworld)|pre-Moist Anoia]], and in a way her opposite number (he's the god of paper clips and things being in their proper place).
** Those mentions were from ''[[Discworld/The Last Hero|The Last Hero]]'', which pre-datespredates '''''Monstrous Regiment'''''. It's implied that Nuggan died at some point between the two books, and ''Hero'' even foreshadows this event when Offler ponders how Nuggan's strategy for attracting followers doesn't seem very good for the long term.
** And the reverse happens to the Duchess: an ordinary woman, after death, was elevated to something like godhood because ''so many people'' prayed to her.
* [[God Was My Co-Pilot]]: Everyone thought Wazzer was delusional, but apparently the Duchess had been guiding her footsteps the whole time.
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* [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits]]: You don't get much more ragtag than {{spoiler|a hot-headed lesbian and her pyromaniac girlfriend, an expectant mother, the Discworld equivalent of Joan of Arc}}, a troll, an [[The Igor|Igor]], a [[Must Have Caffeine|coffee-crazed]] vampire, [[Only Sane Man]] Polly, and a naive clerk turned soldier. Fortunately, they've got a [[Badass]] sergeant watching their backs.
* [[Rape as Backstory]]: {{spoiler|Lofty was sent to work at the flour mill where she underwent what Tonker describes as "Beatings. And worse." When she got back from the flour mill she was pregnant, consequently forced to have the baby, and then beaten again for having gotten pregnant.}} Then, strangely, [[Pay Evil Unto Evil|the mill burned down]].
* [[Reality Warper]]: [[Discworld/The Truth|Otto Chriek]] warns Polly that a Vampire going '[[Going Cold Turkey|Cold Bat]]' hallucinates so badly that ''other people'' see them. Once Maladict starts [[Vietnam War|muttering about 'Charlie']] the forest starts looking greener, and Polly keeps hearing distant rotor blades.
* [[Reasonable Authority Figure]]: They're uncommon enough in Discworld that Blouse sticks out as one. He's got the good sense to let Jackrum handle the things he himself isn't suited for (ie: practically everything), is the first to crossdress his way into the fortress (his subordinates see this as a suicide mission), and has the perspective to take his platoon's crossdressing ...more or less in stride.
** Vimes, especially towards the end when he disabuses everyone of the notion that he is "Vimes the Butcher".
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{{quote|'''[[The Igor|Igor]]''':"Thith beer tatheth like horthe pithth. [...] I never thaid I didn't ''like'' it."}}
* [[Tomboy and Girly Girl]]: Tonker and Lofty, respectively.
* [[Truth in Television]]: (This is a [[Too Much Information|''way'' too much information]] [[Schmuck Bait|spoiler-marking]]) {{spoiler|As part of her disguise, Polly has practiced peeing standing up, and is very proud of herself for having "kept her feet dry." Female-to-male[[Transgender]] transexualsmales can tell you that this is a very legitimate and shared pride.}}
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: References to one's "socks," which is what Polly uses to substitute for certain... missing parts.
* [[Waif Prophet]]: Wazzer is rather delicate and nervous, mentally unbalanced in a way that makes her seem a bit eerie, and eventually serves as the conduit for the Duchess's ghost.
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