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* Grandma taking newly-introduced
{{quote|'''Grandma''': Yup, this cricket's a lucky one!
'''Cricket:''' *faints* }}
** The Matchmaker's [[Humiliation Conga]]. Given what a [[Jerkass]] she was, one would argue that she was asking for it.
* The ''entire'' sequence of Mulan first visit to an actual Chinese army camp, with special mentions below.
{{quote|'''Unnamed soldier''' ''(baring chest)'': [[Tempting Fate|Look! This tattoo will protect me from harm!]]
'''Yao''': Hmmm...
''(Unnamed soldier gets punched in the tattooed spot.)''
'''Ling''': AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I hope you can get your money back! }}
** And shortly after...
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* Another incident:
{{quote|'''Mulan:''' (''to Shang'') Would you like to stay for dinner?
'''Mulan's Grandma:''' (''shouting across the yard'') WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
* Mushu [[Shield Surf|Shield Surfing]] on the mountain and searching for Mulan. The scene itself was pretty funny.
{{quote|'''Mushu:''' Mulaaaaaaan! Mulan? *pulls a head out of the snow*
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{{quote|'''Mulan:''' Excuse me. Where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one too! They're very manly, and tough. *attempts to unsheathe the sword and proceeds to drop it*}}
* '''Mushu:''' "And all cos ''Miss Man'' decided to take her little drag show on the road!"
* [[media:131778531316_1278.jpg|The portrait of Chi Fu with the Emperor in his tent]] - Chi Fu is shaking the Emperor's hand with an absolutely gleeful smile, while the Emperor is being his usual stern, dignified self. Knowing Chi Fu, this is how he got his job...by brown nosing.
* The reprise of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" in the sequel, complete with a slower beginning and this line:
{{quote|"I'd even kiss you!"
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'''Emperor:''' You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty! *puts on his [[Nice Hat|hat]]* }}
** Especially since the Emperor drops his [[Cool Old Guy|kindly old man attitude]] and gives Shang the epitome of a "[[What an Idiot!|I can't believe I have to spell this out to you]]" look.
* When Yao pulls out an orange and a banana instead of two oranges, Ling wonders why Yao would need a banana to disguise himself as a man.
** [http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvouc9elvx1qc3nxxo1_500.gif Look closely and you'll notice his apple moves down to his armpit.]
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{{quote|'''Mushu:''' I've heard of black-eyed peas, but this is ridiculous!}}
* Grandmother Fa in one scene says about the matchmaker: "Who spit in her bean curd?"
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* "Lemme here ya say aaaahhh!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "That's close enough!"
* Mushu: (about seeing Mulan's war face) "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."
** Mushu throwing
** And Mulan with her mouth full of porridge, Mushu saying "then you gotta kick the other kid's butt" and Mulan saying with her mouth full "But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt."
*** Mushu telling her that she's late. When she rushes out:
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** The entire sequence when Mulan is meeting with the matchmaker really.
** And when everyone outside can hear the chaos Mulan is causing with the matchmaker Grandmother Fa says obliviously to Mulan's mother: "I think it's going well. Don't you?"
* Mushu's "Well, let's go kick some hunny-
* When Mulan returns home with a man, her grandmother wishes to be signed up for the next war.
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