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* Grandma taking newly-introduced
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'''Cricket:''' *faints* }}
** The Matchmaker's [[Humiliation Conga]]. Given what a [[Jerkass]] she was, one would argue that she was asking for it.
* The ''entire'' sequence of Mulan first visit to an actual Chinese army camp, with special mentions below.
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'''Yao''': Hmmm...
''(Unnamed soldier gets punched in the tattooed spot.)''
'''Ling''': AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I hope you can get your money back! }}
** And shortly after...
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''(Mulan punches Yao, overdoing it, sending flying over to Chen Po. Yao is brought to a dizzying swoon.)''
'''Chen Po''' ''(lifting Yao, smiling)'': Oh, Yao... You made a friend!
'''Mushu''': Now, slap him on the behind. They like that!
''(Mulan does as told.)''
'''Yao''': Whoa-ho-ho! I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ''ancestors'' dizzy.
''(Chen Po carries Yao again.)''
'''Chen Po''': Yao, relax and chant with me.
'''Yao''' ''(stiffening up in red-beet rage)'': ''Grrrr!''
''(Chen Po proceeds to swing him softly left and right like as if he were a teddy bear)''
'''Chen Po''': Nonuamitofudaaaa...
'''Yao''': Yamoo-amee-tofu-dablublubluh.
'''Chen Po''': Feel better...?
'''Yao''': Nnnn. ''(to Mulan)'' Eh, you waste my time, chicken boy.
''(Mulan walks off but Mushu is insulted.)''
'''Mushu''' ''(carried away)'': '''''Chicken boy?!'' Say that to my face, you limp noodle!'''
''(A camp brawl ensues.)'' }}
** And when Chien Po eventually bumps the queue in the aforementioned camp brawl, sending the soldiers collapsing a-la [[Bookshelf Dominoes]].
* When Grandma sees Captain Shang at the end of the movie.
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* Yao when his arrows missed Mulan and the Captain.
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''(Yao involuntarily opens his hands just in time for the arrow to return. Cue Yao flying and having most of the army jump on him.)'' }}
** Then Chen Po casually picks up the ''whole army'' and hauls Mulan and Shang to safety.
* Mushu and Cri-Kee deliver a message dressed as a General... mounted on a panda.
** "What's the matter? Never seen a [
* Also, the bath scene:
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** This is accompanied by Mushu's line: "Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."
** The completely shocked look on Mulan's face makes it even funnier.
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* "You missed! How could you miss, he was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!" (as Mushu goes sailing by on the rocket that he's currently complaining about being misdirected).
* This exchange:
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'''Mulan's Granny''': How lucky can they be? They're dead! }}
* Mushu's "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
* The ancestors all arguing about Mulan when she runs off to join the army:
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'''Ancestor 2:''' Well, we can't ''all'' be acupuncturists!
'''Ancestor 3:''' No! ''Your'' great-granddaughter had to be a ''CROSS-DRESSER!'' }}
* The last ancestor that Mushu "helped", Fa Deng. He appears for about four seconds, in military armor, with his ''head under his arm.'' "[[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah. Thanks a lot.]]"
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* Mulan causing chaos in the food line.
* This little gem from "A Girl Worth Fighting For."
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'''Yao to Mulan, under his breath:''' ''Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.'' }}
* Mushu with the kite strapped to his back. He looks absolutely ''terrifying'' to the guards. Also doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]].
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'''Guard:''' ''(gasps and turns around)'' Who are you?
'''Mushu:''' ''(spreads out fake wings and says in a deeper voice)'' ''Your worst nightmare!'' ''(cue the guards jumping out of the tower to get away from him)'' }}
* When Shang tells Mulan that "[she] fight[s] good." Even the Emperor is pretty much saying a more eloquent version of 'You're stupid.' Also, the fact that Mulan a few minutes previous kind of nailed Shang in the head while falling from the roof. ''Ouch''.
* Another incident:
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'''Mulan's Grandma:''' (''shouting across the yard'') WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
* Mushu [[Shield Surf|Shield Surfing]] on the mountain and searching for Mulan. The scene itself was pretty funny.
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'''Hun:''' RAAAAAAAAAAA-
'''Mushu:''' *casually puts head back in* Nope. }}
* Mulan preparing to enter the army camp.
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* '''Mushu:''' "And all cos ''Miss Man'' decided to take her little drag show on the road!"
* [[media:131778531316_1278.jpg|The portrait of Chi Fu with the Emperor in his tent]] - Chi Fu is shaking the Emperor's hand with an absolutely gleeful smile, while the Emperor is being his usual stern, dignified self. Knowing Chi Fu, this is how he got his job...by brown nosing.
* The reprise of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" in the sequel, complete with a slower beginning and this line:
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'''All singers:''' "For a girl worth fighting for!" }}
* Mushu keeps calling Khan, Mulan's horse, a cow. When Mulan's secret is blown wide open, and Cri-Kee finally admits to Mushu that he's not lucky:
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* At the bathing scene:
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* Near the end:
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'''Shang:''' ...Sir?
'''Emperor:''' You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty! *puts on his [[Nice Hat|hat]]* }}
** Especially since the Emperor drops his [[Cool Old Guy|kindly old man attitude]] and gives Shang the epitome of a "[[What an Idiot!|I can't believe I have to spell this out to you]]" look.
* When Yao pulls out an orange and a banana instead of two oranges, Ling wonders why Yao would need a banana to disguise himself as a man.
** [http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvouc9elvx1qc3nxxo1_500.gif Look closely and you'll notice his apple moves down to his armpit.]
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* Grandmother Fa in one scene says about the matchmaker: "Who spit in her bean curd?"
* After Mulan is getting ready for visiting the matchmaker her father prays at the family temple.
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* "Lemme here ya say aaaahhh!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "That's close enough!"
* Mushu: (about seeing Mulan's war face) "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."
** Mushu throwing
** And Mulan with her mouth full of porridge, Mushu saying "then you gotta kick the other kid's butt" and Mulan saying with her mouth full "But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt."
*** Mushu telling her that she's late. When she rushes out:
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* The exasperated look on the Chief Ancestor's face as he says that Mushu can be a guardian again.
* "Now, I'll just pull them to safe-" ''*rope runs out before Yao can grab it*'' "-ty..."
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* Shang gets a [[Shirtless Scene]] in one scene and fires a arrow at the top of a pole for his warriors in training to get. Yao's turn comes up and Yao states "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt ''on''."
* And then there's:
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Mulan: (standing up) Present!
Matchmaker: (writing) Speaking without permission.
Mulan: ([[Face Palm]]) Oops. }}
** The entire sequence when Mulan is meeting with the matchmaker really.
** And when everyone outside can hear the chaos Mulan is causing with the matchmaker Grandmother Fa says obliviously to Mulan's mother: "I think it's going well. Don't you?"
* Mushu's "Well, let's go kick some hunny-
* When Mulan returns home with a man, her grandmother wishes to be signed up for the next war.
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