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'''Cricket:''' *faints* }}

* The ''entire'' sequence of Mulan first visit to an actual Chinese army camp, with special mentions below.

'''Ling''': AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! I hope you can get your money back! }}

** And shortly after...

''(A camp brawl ensues.)'' }}

** And when Chien Po eventually bumps the queue in the aforementioned camp brawl, sending the soldiers collapsing a-la [[Bookshelf Dominoes]].

* When Grandma sees Captain Shang at the end of the movie.

* Yao when his arrows missed Mulan and the Captain.

''(Yao involuntarily opens his hands just in time for the arrow to return. Cue Yao flying and having most of the army jump on him.)'' }}

** Then Chen Po casually picks up the ''whole army'' and hauls Mulan and Shang to safety.

** "What's the matter? Never seen a [[wikipedia:Black and white (police vehicle)|black and white]] before?"

* Also, the bath scene:

** This is accompanied by Mushu's line: "Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."

** The completely shocked look on Mulan's face makes it even funnier.

* "You missed! How could you miss, he was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!" (as Mushu goes sailing by on the rocket that he's currently complaining about being misdirected).

* This exchange:

'''Mulan's Granny''': How lucky can they be? They're dead! }}

* Mushu's "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"

* The ancestors all arguing about Mulan when she runs off to join the army:

'''Ancestor 3:''' No! ''Your'' great-granddaughter had to be a ''CROSS-DRESSER!'' }}

* The last ancestor that Mushu "helped", Fa Deng. He appears for about four seconds, in military armor, with his ''head under his arm.'' "[[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah. Thanks a lot.]]"

* Mulan causing chaos in the food line.

* This little gem from "A Girl Worth Fighting For."

'''Yao to Mulan, under his breath:''' ''Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.'' }}

* Mushu with the kite strapped to his back. He looks absolutely ''terrifying'' to the guards. Also doubles as a [[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|Moment of Awesome]].

'''Mushu:''' ''(spreads out fake wings and says in a deeper voice)'' ''Your worst nightmare!'' ''(cue the guards jumping out of the tower to get away from him)'' }}

* When Shang tells Mulan that "[she] fight[s] good." Even the Emperor is pretty much saying a more eloquent version of 'You're stupid.' Also, the fact that Mulan a few minutes previous kind of nailed Shang in the head while falling from the roof. ''Ouch''.

* Another incident:

* Mushu [[Shield Surf|Shield Surfing]] on the mountain and searching for Mulan. The scene itself was pretty funny.

'''Mushu:''' *casually puts head back in* Nope. }}

* Mulan preparing to enter the army camp.

* '''Mushu:''' "And all cos ''Miss Man'' decided to take her little drag show on the road!"

* The reprise of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" in the sequel, complete with a slower beginning and this line:

'''All singers:''' "For a girl worth fighting for!" }}

* Mushu keeps calling Khan, Mulan's horse, a cow. When Mulan's secret is blown wide open, and Cri-Kee finally admits to Mushu that he's not lucky:

* At the bathing scene:

* Near the end:

'''Emperor:''' You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty! *puts on his [[Nice Hat|hat]]* }}

** Especially since the Emperor drops his [[Cool Old Guy|kindly old man attitude]] and gives Shang the epitome of a "[[What an Idiot!|I can't believe I have to spell this out to you]]" look.

** [http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvouc9elvx1qc3nxxo1_500.gif Look closely and you'll notice his apple moves down to his armpit.]

* Grandmother Fa in one scene says about the matchmaker: "Who spit in her bean curd?"

* After Mulan is getting ready for visiting the matchmaker her father prays at the family temple.

* "Lemme here ya say aaaahhh!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "That's close enough!"

* Mushu: (about seeing Mulan's war face) "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover."

** And Mulan with her mouth full of porridge, Mushu saying "then you gotta kick the other kid's butt" and Mulan saying with her mouth full "But I don't want to kick the other kid's butt."

*** Mushu telling her that she's late. When she rushes out:

* The exasperated look on the Chief Ancestor's face as he says that Mushu can be a guardian again.

* "Now, I'll just pull them to safe-" ''*rope runs out before Yao can grab it*'' "-ty..."

* Shang gets a [[Shirtless Scene]] in one scene and fires a arrow at the top of a pole for his warriors in training to get. Yao's turn comes up and Yao states "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt ''on''."

* And then there's:

Mulan: ([[Face Palm]]) Oops. }}

** The entire sequence when Mulan is meeting with the matchmaker really.

** And when everyone outside can hear the chaos Mulan is causing with the matchmaker Grandmother Fa says obliviously to Mulan's mother: "I think it's going well. Don't you?"

 

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