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{{quote|'''Luigi:''' Someone's gonna hang if I don't get my COFFEE!
'''Assistant:''' Decaf sir?
'''Luigi:''' '''''[[Minor Injury Overreaction|I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!!!]]'''''
|''[[Repo! The Genetic Opera]]''}}
{{quote|''More coffee for me, boss
''{{'}}Cause I'm not as messed up as I want to be''
|[[They Might Be Giants]], "Hearing Aid"}}
{{quote|''Pour bien commencer
''ma petite journée
''et me réveiller
''moi, j'ai pris un café''
[For a good start
To my little day
And to get me up
I had a coffee]
{{quote|'''Lorelai''': I already had the longest day of my life and oh look, it's only 10! How nice!
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'''Lorelai''': You're sick!
'''Luke''': Yup
'''Lorelai''': You're a sadist, you're a fiend! [Luke comes out with the pot of coffee] You're pretty!
|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', episode two}}
{{quote|'''Lane''': [referring to coffee given to Lorelai at the diner] I made it extra strong. It should blacken your teeth and rot your stomach.
'''Lorelai''': Bless you.
|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', season 5 episode 2}}
{{quote|It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
|Popular Usenet Sig }}
{{quote|"Here's a triple-shot in the dark. If that doesn't wake you up, you've been dead for a week."
|'''Dora Bianchi''' (owner of [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Coffee of Doom]]) ''[[Questionable Content]]''}}
{{quote|''If I can't take
''my coffee break
''my coffee break
''my coffee break
''If I can't take
''my coffee break
''Something within me dies.
|"Coffee Break", ''[[How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying]]''}}
{{quote|''I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
''So when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
''And I'd like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
''And on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee
''I like the kind of cup of coffee you get with your donuts
''But I never get the donut I just have the cup of coffee
''And when I get to work I have a cup of coffee
''{{'}}Cause I like a cup of coffee when I'm talking on the phone
''But it usually gets cold and I need to get another cup of coffee
''And
|'''[[Jim's Big Ego]]''', "Stress"}}
{{quote|"One day I realised that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee."
|'''Wally''', ''[[Dilbert]]''}}
{{quote|'''Eastwood:''' "Why do I drink coffee?"
'''[[Hollywood Cyborg|Lothar]]:''' "Hm? What d'ya mean?"
'''Eastwood:''' "It's bad for me, it smells horrible, and tastes worse..."
'''[[Heroic Sociopath|Lothar]]:''' "Well, if you feel that way about it, just lemme take this cup and-"
'''Eastwood:''' "AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT FROM ME I WILL BREAK YOUR ARM."
'''[[Axe Crazy|Lothar]]:''' "kay..."
|''[[Exterminatus Now]]''}}
{{quote|'''Lieschen:''' Ei! wie schmeckt der Coffee süße,,▼
Lieblicher als tausend Küsse,▼
Milder als Muskatenwein.▼
Coffee, Coffee muß ich haben,▼
Und wenn jemand mich will laben,▼
Ach, so schenkt mir Coffee ein!▼
▲{{quote|'''Lieschen:''' ''Ei! wie schmeckt der Coffee süße,,
▲''Lieblicher als tausend Küsse,
▲''Milder als Muskatenwein.
▲''Coffee, Coffee muß ich haben,
▲''Und wenn jemand mich will laben,
▲''Ach, so schenkt mir Coffee ein!
[Mm! how sweet the coffee tastes,
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Coffee, coffee I must have,
And if someone wishes to give me a treat,
Ah, then pour me out some coffee!]
|'''Johann Sebastian Bach''', ''Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht'' (a.k.a. "The Coffee Cantata")}}
{{quote|"''Blacker than moonless night
''Hotter and more bitter than Hell...
''That is coffee.''"
{{quote|''"The Navy could probably win a war without coffee but it wouldn't like to try."''
|'''Samuel Eliot Morrison''', Naval historian}}
{{quote|''"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."''|'''Paul Erdős''', attributed.}}
{{quote|'''Amy:''' Coffee is rocket fuel for your mind, Shauna. It's very good for you.
'''Shauna:''' Don't most rockets ''[[Analogy Backfire|explode]]?''
|''[[Bad Machinery]]'', [http://scarygoround.com/badmachinery/index.php?date{{=}}20110729 July 29, 2011] }}
{{quote|''"How do you take your coffee?''"
''"Often."''
|'''[[Andrew Hussie]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Luke''': Want some coffee?
'''Lorelai''': I'm beyond coffee.
'''Luke''': Beyond coffee. This is big.
|''[[Gilmore Girls]]'', season 6 episode 6}}
{{quote|These days it comes in pills, it comes in little cans,
Next it'll be suppositories, sounds like a plan.
But I like to make my coffee, like to brew it up and chug,
And kid myself it's still a drink and not just a drug.
|[[Mitch Benn]], "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}lEtcKh62PKY Caffeine]" }}
{{quote|'''Admiral Chu''': Unnghh... the steward who makes the good coffee is still asleep.
'''Admiral Devereaux''': I'll... jump straight to the summary?
'''Admiral Chu''': This cup from my adjutant is full of something that tastes like caffeine lost a knife-fight to the color brown.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', November 17, 2016}}
{{quote|'''Admiral Devereaux''': [[I Like My X Like I Like My Y|I take my briefings like I take my coffee]]: no cream, no sugar, no water.
'''Kevin-2''': That sounds joyless.
'''Admiral Devereaux''': I don't ''need'' joy. Just a big bag of something bitter to chew on.
|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', August 26, 2018 }}
{{quote|"Son, your life is in danger, because you are between me and the coffee pot."
|U.S. Army officer to a young soldier, early morning in the early 1980s}}
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