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{{quote|''"Anne Shirley, what have you done to your hair? Why, it's '''GREEN!'''"''|'''Marilla Cuthbert''', ''[[Anne of Green Gables]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Anne Shirley, what have you done to your hair? Why, it's '''GREEN!'''"''|'''Marilla Cuthbert''', ''[[Anne of Green Gables]]''}} |
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Alice wants to dye her hair black. Or bleach it blonde. Whichever naturally occuring colour she wanted, it turns out a very different and thoroughly ridiculous |
Alice wants to dye her hair black. Or bleach it blonde. Whichever naturally occuring colour she wanted, it turns out a very different and thoroughly ridiculous colour—usually green, though other strange hues pop up. Sometimes, the only thing to do is to shave the head and let the hair grow back. |
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Not to be confused with [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]]. |
Not to be confused with [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]]. |
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* The ''[[Final Destination]] 3'' novelization mentions why Frankie had shaved his head shortly before the events of the film. His attempt at dyeing it resulted in it turning pink. |
* The ''[[Final Destination]] 3'' novelization mentions why Frankie had shaved his head shortly before the events of the film. His attempt at dyeing it resulted in it turning pink. |
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* In ''[[Girl Talk]]'', Sabrina tried to dye her hair blond in an attempt to improve her chances of landing the part of Sandy in ''[[Grease]]'' - it came out ''Bright'' Orange and one of her friends had to do an emergency dye job. Amusingly, she ended up with the part of Frenchie (see below). |
* In ''[[Girl Talk]]'', Sabrina tried to dye her hair blond in an attempt to improve her chances of landing the part of Sandy in ''[[Grease]]'' - it came out ''Bright'' Orange and one of her friends had to do an emergency dye job. Amusingly, she ended up with the part of Frenchie (see below). |
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* In ''[[The Dog Who Wouldnt Be]]'', Farley's father tries to get the yellow |
* In ''[[The Dog Who Wouldnt Be]]'', Farley's father tries to get the yellow tint—caused by rolling in cow carcasses—out of Mutt's fur. He uses something called "bluing", and uses so much he does dye Mutt blue. |
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* In Robert Service's poem ''The Baldness of Chewed-Ear'', Chewed-Ear Jenkins wagers $1,000 that his wife can't cure his baldness. The wife tries every hair tonic she can find, even selling stock to Chewed-Ear's friends so they'll try their own ideas on him. When their combined ministrations start to work, Chewed-Ear tries to cheat them by shaving and applying hair-destroying drugs to his scalp when they're not looking. The unholy combination of hair restorers and hair destroyers eventually makes the hair come in - ''green''. |
* In Robert Service's poem ''The Baldness of Chewed-Ear'', Chewed-Ear Jenkins wagers $1,000 that his wife can't cure his baldness. The wife tries every hair tonic she can find, even selling stock to Chewed-Ear's friends so they'll try their own ideas on him. When their combined ministrations start to work, Chewed-Ear tries to cheat them by shaving and applying hair-destroying drugs to his scalp when they're not looking. The unholy combination of hair restorers and hair destroyers eventually makes the hair come in - ''green''. |
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