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{{quote|''"Anne Shirley, what have you done to your hair? Why, it's '''GREEN!'''"''|'''Marilla Cuthbert''', ''[[Anne of Green Gables]]''}}
{{quote|''"Anne Shirley, what have you done to your hair? Why, it's '''GREEN!'''"''|'''Marilla Cuthbert''', ''[[Anne of Green Gables]]''}}


Alice wants to dye her hair black. Or bleach it blonde. Whichever naturally occuring colour she wanted, it turns out a very different and thoroughly ridiculous colour--usually green, though other strange hues pop up. Sometimes, the only thing to do is to shave the head and let the hair grow back.
Alice wants to dye her hair black. Or bleach it blonde. Whichever naturally occuring colour she wanted, it turns out a very different and thoroughly ridiculous colour—usually green, though other strange hues pop up. Sometimes, the only thing to do is to shave the head and let the hair grow back.


Not to be confused with [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]].
Not to be confused with [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair]].
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* The ''[[Final Destination]] 3'' novelization mentions why Frankie had shaved his head shortly before the events of the film. His attempt at dyeing it resulted in it turning pink.
* The ''[[Final Destination]] 3'' novelization mentions why Frankie had shaved his head shortly before the events of the film. His attempt at dyeing it resulted in it turning pink.
* In ''[[Girl Talk]]'', Sabrina tried to dye her hair blond in an attempt to improve her chances of landing the part of Sandy in ''[[Grease]]'' - it came out ''Bright'' Orange and one of her friends had to do an emergency dye job. Amusingly, she ended up with the part of Frenchie (see below).
* In ''[[Girl Talk]]'', Sabrina tried to dye her hair blond in an attempt to improve her chances of landing the part of Sandy in ''[[Grease]]'' - it came out ''Bright'' Orange and one of her friends had to do an emergency dye job. Amusingly, she ended up with the part of Frenchie (see below).
* In ''[[The Dog Who Wouldnt Be]]'', Farley's father tries to get the yellow tint--caused by rolling in cow carcasses--out of Mutt's fur. He uses something called "bluing", and uses so much he does dye Mutt blue.
* In ''[[The Dog Who Wouldnt Be]]'', Farley's father tries to get the yellow tint—caused by rolling in cow carcasses—out of Mutt's fur. He uses something called "bluing", and uses so much he does dye Mutt blue.
* In Robert Service's poem ''The Baldness of Chewed-Ear'', Chewed-Ear Jenkins wagers $1,000 that his wife can't cure his baldness. The wife tries every hair tonic she can find, even selling stock to Chewed-Ear's friends so they'll try their own ideas on him. When their combined ministrations start to work, Chewed-Ear tries to cheat them by shaving and applying hair-destroying drugs to his scalp when they're not looking. The unholy combination of hair restorers and hair destroyers eventually makes the hair come in - ''green''.
* In Robert Service's poem ''The Baldness of Chewed-Ear'', Chewed-Ear Jenkins wagers $1,000 that his wife can't cure his baldness. The wife tries every hair tonic she can find, even selling stock to Chewed-Ear's friends so they'll try their own ideas on him. When their combined ministrations start to work, Chewed-Ear tries to cheat them by shaving and applying hair-destroying drugs to his scalp when they're not looking. The unholy combination of hair restorers and hair destroyers eventually makes the hair come in - ''green''.