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'''[[Drinking Game]]:'''
For the brave souls that decide to read this [[My Immortal|fanfic]], here's a [[Drinking Game]] to help make it <s>bearable</s> <s>even more [[So Bad It's Good|fun]]</s>... well, you'll get drunk, trust us. Here's [https://web.archive.org/web/20120419020719/http://homework.never-ends.net/2010/01/my-immortal-drinking-game-home-game-party/ a formatted party version].
==Simple Version
* Take a shot every time a word is [[Self-Demonstrating Article|mispeled.]]
** Allow the people at your funeral to share each drink following your untimely demise.
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==Pure -OH Version
* Take a shot every time Ebony "frenches" someone.
** Two shots whenever she does so "passively".
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*** Three shots if the actions being described do not fit the adverb (i.e., Draco "crying sexily," etc.)
**** Take four shots every time two entirely contradictory adverbs are used to describe the same action (i.e., B'loody Mary shaking her head "energetically lethargically")
* Take a shot
** You would be dead before you got halfway though.
* Take a shot for each Freudian Slip where Ebony is accidentally referred to as Tara.
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* Sip a Bloody Mary each time someone cries tears of blood.
** Down the Bloody Mary every time Ebony slits her wrists.
** Take two shots if she drinks the blood.
* Take a shot
* Down a Bloody Mary every time Herm... er, I mean "B'loody Mary Smith" is mentioned.
* Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in the [[Potter Verse]] or in the real world.
** Well, you're in no danger there.
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* Take a shot every time anyone wears leather.
* Take a shot every time you see "Satanist" or any variation of it.
* Take a shot every time Tara improperly uses a japanese word.
* Take a shot every time Tara says "and everything" or "and stuff."
* Take a shot every time there is a 1 where there should be a !
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==Distilled Version
* Take a sip every time a new misspelling debuts.
** Two if it's Ebony's name.
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|[[User:Bad Karma]]||All of it. Twice.||Nothing, but I probably should have. Maybe I'd still have remnants of my sanity...||I think it's torture enough that I sat down for another reading (read it aloud, btw, including all of the punctuation; it was fun counting the periods in those really...........long............ellipses.................) Cornelia Fug is definitely my favorite character, or however else their name was spelled. Maybe I'll try drinking next time, but I've never been much for suicidal endeavors.
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|Pipping Fool||Up to Chapter 33||Water, then juice, then water again.||I had to take major breaks because I felt I was overworking my Kidneys. To cut a long story short. I read & drank, I stopped, I read & drank again, I stopped to go to the toilet, go sidetracked, read & drank, got smashed, went to the toilet, got head ache so I stopped, read & drank, Went to go see [[Sherlock Holmes]], read & drank, had dinner, read & drank, got smashed, slept, read & drank, played [[New Super Mario Bros. Wii]], read & drank, got smashed, Got diarrhea so I stopped, read & drank, my brain, heart, kidneys and stomach started to ache so I said "Enough is too much" and stopped there. Will attempt to read the full thing later on this year (yes. THAT was the short version
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|Cheeseypoofs||Halfway through Chapter 9||Water, then Pepsi, then back to water|| It was painful. I got a stomachache. I was kind of clued in as to how bad things would be after I finished my 30 oz+ water bottle, all in all, I think I drank about 70 oz. and then I stopped because I felt dizzy
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|[[User:Iname]]||Chapter 12||Pepsi||I swear I was getting drunk from it. Right now I feel awful. I think I'm gonna be sick. Combination of toxic levels of Pepsi and... that. I've got loogies from Hell and my eyes are swollen.
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|[[User:Muramasan 13]]||END! Score!||Milk, juice, water, starting at 18 whatever I could get my hands on||I think I actually got more sick from the amount of fluids than the fic itself, if that's possible. Kill me if I decide to make a second run.
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|Blaaa41|| Chapter 12, urk. || BRISK Lemonade, 3 DanActives, Water || I will never drink anything ever again. I'm off to go throw up. I WILL FINISH THIS FROM START TO FINISH LATER
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|IsaChan||Chapter 19||Dr. Pepper, water, Sprite, flavored water, and eventually [[Lemon Wacky Hello|beef jerky]].||This was a bad idea and was directly responsible for a slight mental breakdown, three trips to the bathroom, one hell of a stomachache, a burning tongue, an aversion to sugar, an absurdly dry mouth, and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|my mother thinking I'm crazy]]. [[Aesop Amnesia|I'm going to try it again]] ''[[Drunk on Milk|with caffeine!]]''
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|Empress Sanaki||1st Chapter||Grass||Decided I'd try and take a hit for each one. realized I would need far more to ever make it much farther, and that I would probably suffer from an endless case of the munchies,
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|Bandit9998||7th Chapter||Large Coke from BK||Ran out, started to feel a little sick. Gonna try it again in a little bit.
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|Magi Monster||2 chapters||A bowl of Cookies n' Cream Ice Cream with chocolate syrup on top||I totally ran out of ice cream in about ten minutes and was too lazy to get some more.
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|Sageheart, Shadowfan360, and Sage's sister||Stopped at the end of Chapter 8.||Apples, Fruit Chews, Water, Peanut butter|| Sage's sister had 5 large scoops peanut butter. Had water so her tongue wouldn't go dry. Sage started out with fruit chews, went through two packs, and it proved to be a bad idea. Switched to apples, finished two large ones, now has enough fiber in her system to give her diarrhea for the rest of her life. Shadowfan will be peeing for the next few hours out of water consumption. Went through two glasses with VERY SMALL sips. Only used F-bomb clause, Goff/gothic/black clause, OOC clause, and name error clause. We will remember this forever.
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|weirdghostboo||22 and a half chapters||Diet coke, then grape juice, then water||Got a raging headache afterward, and had to curl up in a ball for the rest of the day. Still didn't stop me from vomiting twice and nearly wetting myself. I will try it again with some friends later.
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|Paulusleto|| All of it. The Horror, oh sweet ''Deo Omnipotenti,'' the ''HORROR!''|| Green Tea, Black Tea, Ginseng Tea, Pepsi & More Tea || I decided to keep to all the rules I could remember, took a glance at the first chapter and shelved the sake to avoid cirrhosis. I can barely look at my favourite tea anymore. Thanks alot Tara, your mind-numbing, synapse-eroding, soul-draining Necronomicon has officially robbed me of a hefty number of IQ points. Whether [[
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|Captain Dynamite||13 Chapters||Mountain Dew||Decided that using my favorite beverage would make this game easier for me; 13 chapters, half an hour, and two liters of Mountain Dew later, I feel sick, I can't sit still, and I will never look at Mountain Dew the same way ever again.
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