My Immortal/Quotes
Does every line have to be about something black or wearing black!? |
This has as much to do with Harry Potter as the notebook of schizophrenic with access to Harry Potter stickers.
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"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!
—Dumbledore
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Stup flamming My Immortal!!!!!1! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! My Immortal if u donot lik da story den fukk off! Stupid preps.
—Tara Gilesbie's Author's Notes
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He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
—Ebony, on Vampire
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"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound.
—Enoby cursing Snoop
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"Whats she talking abott??????" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.
—Chapter 44
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omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111
—Author's Notes for Chapter 42
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"You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not."
—Ebony
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"But you have to tell me why your being all erective."
—Ebony
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"Draco please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
—Chapter 21
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"CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily.
—Chapter 29
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"You fucking bustard!" he yelled at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!"
—Chapter 23
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"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly."
—Chapter 45
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"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos I'm goffik)"
—Chapter 45
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"I got up suicidally."
—Chapter 41
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