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[[File:atomic-energy-lab-.jpg|link=Aluminum Christmas Trees|rightframe|<small>[[Blatant Lies|Perfectly safe]] and [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer|perfectly real]], honest..</small> ]]
 
{{quote|'''Yogurt:''' [[The Merch|Merchandising, merchandising!]] [[Toyetic|Where the real money from the movie is made!]] Spaceballs the T-shirt, Spaceballs the coloring book, Spaceballs the lunch box, Spaceballs the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs '''''[[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|da flamethrowah]]!'''''<br />
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* ''[[Crush Gear Turbo]]'': Crush Gear vehicles have a tendency to fly apart.
* ''[[Battle B-daman]]'' launchers cause some pretty painful (if minor) injuries in the anime. Real life versions can put an eye out under certain circumstances.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh (Tabletop Game)|Yu-Gi-Oh]]'': Duel Monsters really should come with the following disclaimer: "WARNING -- May cause getting kidnapped by evil organizations, [[Freak -Out|Freak Outs]], [[Mind Rape]], the emergence of a [[Super-Powered Evil Side]], summoning of [[Eldritch Abomination|Eldritch Abominations]], [[Grand Theft Me|soul-stealing]], and various physical hazards up to and including ''death''. Not for [[Loners Are Freaks|loners]] or anyone with [[Parental Issues]]." ([[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Not to mention]] skipping school and [[Crack is Cheaper|going broke]].) Note to Pegasus: never design a children's card game based on ancient Egyptian mythology. ''Especially'' if you have an ancient Egyptian [[Artifact of Doom]] implanted in your eye socket!
** Even worse near the start, where just about every game or toy was turned into a game that resulted in someone breaking psychologically.
* ''[[Bakugan (Tabletop Game)|Bakugan]]'' should get a warning sticker of their own as of New Vestroia's second season. Good thing their real world equivalents cannot transform into their [[Eldritch Abomination|true forms.]]
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* From ''[[Cracked]]'', we have [http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time].
** The list exaggerates with the Kinder Surprise case, they are still sold in Canada, Mexico, Peru, much of Europe, and Argentina (among other places) and no one was stupid enough to swallow the toys, it just requires common sense.
* [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Dots:Aqua Dots#Recall |Bindeez]] (the precursor of Aqua Dots) were recalled due to the factory substituting a cheaper chemical that becomes GHB in the stomach if you swallowed them. Since they are so small, swallowing them is not a problem. They were re-released as Beados "Featuring the new bead formula."
* [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Book_of_Chemistry_Experiments:The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments|The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments]], which was in [http://www.sonicbomb.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=96&mode=&order=0&thold=0 one well-known case] to inspire a boy scout to build a model nuclear device, although the device did not achieve fission but only transmutation, it did contaminate the neighborhood with a substantial amount of radiation and provoke the attention of the authorities.
* Similar to the ''Beyblade'' example at the top, Pogs could be painful but not especially harmful if one of the striker discs ricocheted... until some enterprising manufacturers decided to make ''small metal throwing stars'' to fit the role. How they got away with those boggles the mind.
** Likely because its edges were blunted. Yes, it's fine because, while it may have points, the heavy chunk of metal's edges are blunt.
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