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{{quote| ''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}} |
{{quote| ''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}} |
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The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town With a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[ |
The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town With a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off. |
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Sadly for him, [[Nice Character Mean Actor|Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from]] ''[[Evil Dead]];'' he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that [[Hilarity Ensues|shit is about to get way too real.]] |
Sadly for him, [[Nice Character, Mean Actor|Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from]] ''[[Evil Dead]];'' he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that [[Hilarity Ensues|shit is about to get way too real.]] |
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Just another ordinary day in the life of a hero. |
Just another ordinary day in the life of a hero. |
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* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: "You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaws]] over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy." |
* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: "You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaws]] over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy." |
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* [[Genre Savvy]] - Jeff, except his choice of heroes turns out not to translate well into real life. Bruce later plays the trope straight when he finally snaps into hero mode. |
* [[Genre Savvy]] - Jeff, except his choice of heroes turns out not to translate well into real life. Bruce later plays the trope straight when he finally snaps into hero mode. |
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* [[Good Angel Bad Angel]] - Bruce gets these when thinking about returning to Gold Lick. |
* [[Good Angel, Bad Angel]] - Bruce gets these when thinking about returning to Gold Lick. |
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* [[Jerkass]] - Bruce Campbell himself. In his Q&A screenings, he went out of his way to state that this is a highly fictionalized version of himself. |
* [[Jerkass]] - Bruce Campbell himself. In his Q&A screenings, he went out of his way to state that this is a highly fictionalized version of himself. |
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* [[Large Ham]]: Bruce is like this in person as well as on the screen. |
* [[Large Ham]]: Bruce is like this in person as well as on the screen. |
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** Jeff drives an Olds Delta 88, a beige one, natch. This car is a trademark car of [[Sam Raimi]] films. |
** Jeff drives an Olds Delta 88, a beige one, natch. This car is a trademark car of [[Sam Raimi]] films. |
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* [[Stock Scream]]: The famous "Wilhelm Scream" was used when Bruce accidentally shot a little kid's father. |
* [[Stock Scream]]: The famous "Wilhelm Scream" was used when Bruce accidentally shot a little kid's father. |
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* [[There's No B in Movie]] - All of Bruce's films. |
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* [[Town With a Dark Secret]] - Gold Lick |
* [[Town With a Dark Secret]] - Gold Lick |
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* [[Villain Song]] - Guan-Di Is His Name |
* [[Villain Song]] - Guan-Di Is His Name |