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Colt, Winchester, Ingram, Glock, Mauser, etc. You're not likely to meet a Alexander U.S. Repeating-Arms, but if you do you should probably run ''very'' fast.
 
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
* Subversion: In the anime ''[[Scrapped Princess (Light Novel)|Scrapped Princess]]'', the Casull family is on the run from the church of Mauser and pretty much any last name for any character is a weapon manufacturer. There's enough characters to go from obvious ones like Winya Chester, Barrett and Steyr to more obscure ones such as Galil, Giat, Socom, Scorpse and Peters-Stahl.
** Don't forget Mauser's nemesis, Browning. Also, Mauser's servants are called the Peacekeepers, and Browning's are {{spoiler|the Dragoons.}}
* ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (Visual Novel)|Umineko no Naku Koro Nini]]'''s Chiester Sisters are each named after the make number of a given gun. Thus far there are Chiester 45, 410, 00, and 556. 00 refers to the 00 shotgun shell; 410, the .410 shotgun round; 45, the .45 Colt round; 556, the 5.56x45mm NATO assault rifle round.
** In the fifth book of the visual novels, two additional Chiester Sisters are mentioned: Chiester 20 and Chiester 127. 20 refers to 20mm rounds fired by a M61 Vulcan Gatling Gun, while 127 refers to 127mm shells fired by a 5-inch deck gun.
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* Moses Magnum from ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]''
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* [[Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter|Mary Magnum]]
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* The Winchester brothers on ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''. In the episode "The Benders," a county police officer asks, "Like the rifle?" and Dean answers, "[[Named Like My Name|Like the rifle.]]"
** In the season 4 episode "It's a Terrible Life," the bewitched brothers believe their names are Dean '''Smith''' and Sam '''Wesson'''.
* Thomas Magnum of ''[[Magnum, PIP.I.]]''
* Tony Beretta, the cop from the '70's TV show, ''Beretta''.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* Ingram Plisken from ''[[Super Robot Wars (Video Game)|Super Robot Wars]]''. Bonus points for sharing the surname of a dude called ''Snake''.
** There are a lot of Banpresto Original characters named like that. There's Kyosuke '''Nanbu''', Excellen and Lemon '''Browning''', Lefina '''Enfield''', Sean '''Webley''', '''Ingram''' Prisken, '''Calico''' and '''Spectra''' among others...
* ''[[Death Jr.]]'' has Smith and Weston, but in an odd subversion they're just Siamese twins with little to perceivably do with guns. We expected better from a series containing the word, "death."
 
 
== Blade ==
 
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
* ''[[Tekkaman Blade (Anime)|Tekkaman Blade]]''. Most of the other Tekkamen have weapon names too (Dagger, Axe, Sword...), and if that isn't enough indication you should run, there's Tekkaman Evil. Then ''Tekkaman Blade II'' has Tekkaman Dead.
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* And of course, ''the'' [[Blade]].
 
=== Fan Fiction ===
* Vash of [[Christian Humber Reloaded (Fanfic)|Christian Humber Reloaded]] gets called "Blade" by <s>[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]</s> [[Captain Ersatz|Spin the Hedgehog]], because he's "the only one (Spin) know(s) who knows how to wield a sword like a pro".
 
=== Film ===
* [http://he-man.wikia.com/wiki/Blade Blade] from the [[Live Action Adaptation]] of ''[[He-Man and Thethe Masters of The Universe (Animation)|He-Man and The Masters of Thethe Universe]]''.
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* A mutant from ''[[VR Troopers]]''.
* [[Kamen Rider Blade]]
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* Variation: [[Blaz BlueBlazBlue|Ragna the Bloodedge again]].
* [[StarcraftStarCraft|The Queen of Blades]].
* [[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn (Video Game)|Blados]] is [[Sarcasm Mode|totally]] [[Obviously Evil|a nice guy.]]
* Jonathan Blade, the [[Bounty Hunter]] in ''[[Eternal Champions]]''.
 
 
== Bullet ==
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* [[Bullitt]], from the movie of the same name
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* Bullet, the protagonist of Cynthia Voigt's ''The Runner'', though it's technically not his real name. He's a very fast runner. {{spoiler|It proves a tragically appropriate name, as he is killed in the Vietnam War.}}
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* Subverted in an episode of ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'' where Kryten tries to sound tough with the name Jake Bullet ... only to discover that his Badass-sounding 'Cybernetics Division' is traffic control.
 
=== [[Newspaper Comics]] ===
* Also, one of [[Calvin and Hobbes (Comic Strip)|Calvin's]] imaginary alter egos is the hard-boiled private eye, Tracer Bullet.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* Bulletta (B. B. Hood) from ''[[Darkstalkers (Video Game)|Darkstalkers]]''.
* The Bullet Bills from the ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' games. [[Justified Trope]] because that's what they are--giant bullets with human faces.
 
 
== Gunn ==
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* Tommy "The Machine" Gunn from ''[[Rocky V]]''.
* Subverted in ''[[Snatch]]'', where Tommy tells people he was named after the gun when he was actually named after a famous ballet dancer.
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* [[Wayside School|Bebe Gunn]] and her little brother, Ray Gunn
* The [[Nightside]]'s Shotgun Suzie aka Suzie Shooter aka [[Lampshade Hanging|Oh God, It's Her! Run!]]
* Ben Gunn from ''[[Treasure Island]]'', at least in the past. Now he's become senile and weak from being abandoned on the island for so long.
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* Peter Gunn
* Charles Gunn, the muscle on ''[[Angel (TV)|Angel]]''.
 
=== [[Real Life]] ===
* Subversion: Tim Gunn of ''[[Project Runway]]'', consistently the nicest person on the show.
 
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== Hammer ==
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* The very hard-boiled [[Mike Hammer]].
* [[Iron Man]] foe Justin Hammer.
 
=== Film ===
 
* [[Star Wars|Darth Maul]], anyone?
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* Simon Green's ''[[Nightside]]'' gave us "Shotgun Suzie," aka "Suzie Shooter," aka "Oh Christ, It's Her, Run!"
* [[Jack Vance (Creator)|Jack Vance]] has [[Heroic Sociopath]]/[[Villain Protagonist]] Cugel the Clever, a homophone for cudgel. Also a jab at the character, since a cudgel is the exact opposite of his attempt to be clever and subtle.
* In the ''[[Warrior Cats]]'' series, the main villain was named Hammerclaw in drafts of the first book. Someone pointed out that the cats wouldn't know what a hammer is, and his name got changed to Tigerclaw.
* Roran Stronghammer from the ''[[Inheritance Cycle]].''
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* The [[Character Title|title character]] from ''[[Sledge Hammer!]]''.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* The Maulotaur (episode 2 boss) from ''[[Heretic]]'', named after the huge maul (sledgehammer) which is his weapon.
* Sister Hammer, from ''[[Fable II (Video Game)|Fable II]]''
* Orgrim [[Doomy Dooms of Doom|Doomhammer]] from the ''[[War CraftWarcraft]]'' series, a double whammy.
* Subverted by Hammer in ''[[Castlevania Aria of Sorrow]]'', a scary-looking American army man who, upon finding himself in Dracula's castle, starts collecting weapons... [[Shop Keeper|to open a shop]]. Mina is spooked; Soma is just perplexed.
 
=== [[Web Original]] ===
* [[DoctorDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|"The Hammer is my penis."]]
 
 
== Hook ==
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* [[Peter Pan|Captain James Hook]], "Mrs. Hook's little baby boy."
 
=== [[Western Animation]] ===
* One of the [[Transformers Generation 1|Constructicons]] was named Hook.
 
 
== Icepick ==
=== [[Toys]] ===
* There's a [[Transformers|Decepticon]] by the name.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* Icepick is also a bad guy from one of the ''[[Double Dragon]]'' games and one of the ''Skate Or Die'' games.
 
 
== Knives ==
 
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
* Evil brother Millions Knives from ''[[Trigun (Anime)|Trigun]]''
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* [[Psycho Ex-Girlfriend]] Knives Chau from ''[[Scott Pilgrim (Comic Book)|Scott Pilgrim]]''
* Dagger from the [[Marvel Comics]] duo [[Cloak and Dagger (Comic Bookcomics)|Cloak and Dagger]].
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* Tough-looking character actor (and real-life ex-con) Danny Trejo often plays characters named after edged weapons. He's been Navajas ("knives" in Spanish), Razor Eddie, Razor Charlie, and Machete no less than four times.
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* The [[Nightside]]'s Razor Eddie, punk god of the straight razor.
* Andy Shank, who has a posse mainly because 'it was safer to be beside Andy than in front of him.' His favourite weapon was cutlass.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* ''[[Shank]]''
* Dagger, from ''[[Final Fantasy IX (Video Game)|Final Fantasy IX]]''
 
=== [[Western Animation]] ===
* The [[Super Soldier|Daggers]] from ''[[Sea QuestSeaQuest DSV]]''.
 
 
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So badass it actually got ''two'' weapons, a spiky club and a tear gas, named after it. It thus can be an incredibly tough-sounding name for both men and women, and so can certain sound-alikes such as "mason"--after all, it's somebody who ''cuts rocks.'' On the other hand, "Macy" isn't a good, tough name, as naming tough people after department stores is a no-no.
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* Mace was also the name of the [[Jerkass]] hero of ''[[Star Wars Ewok Adventures (Film)|The Ewok Adventure]]''.
** Also from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' universe is Mace Windu. Given that he beat Sidious in a lightsaber duel, is one of the only Jedi to freely draw upon anger, aggression, and dark wide of the force, has torn apart droids with his bare hands and is played by '''[[Samuel L. Jackson]]''', yes, you should run away really, ''really'' damn fast.
 
=== Literature ===
* In the ''[[David Gemmell]]'' novel ''Morningstar'', the main character has two of these, his real name being Jerrik Mace and his title being Morningstar.
 
=== [[Live Action TV]] ===
* Colonel Mace of UNIT in ''[[Doctor Who]]''. When confronted with a Sontaran invasion, changes the bullets to steel jacketed, nullifying the Sontarans anti copper jacketed bullet field, calls in the Valiant, a flying aircraft carrier with massive fire power, gives a rousing speech, then proceeds to kill the Sontaran field Commander with a [[Rock Beats Laser|revolver]], after saying "You will face me sir!"
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* HK-47 from ''[[Knights of the Old Republic (Videovideo Gamegame)|Knights of the Old Republic]]''.
 
=== [[Western Animation]] ===
* [[Ben 10: Alien Force (Animation)|Mike Morningstar]] again, as a morning star is also the name for a mace with spikes.
** The Morningstar is also a common nickname for this guy named Lucifer, ever heard of him?
*** Yes, but ''that'' aspect of the name is already on [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast/Demons Or Angels|the appropriate page]].
 
 
== Needles ==
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* [http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix4/needlespdrwmn.htm The Needle], member of [[Spider-Woman]]'s [[Rogues Gallery]].
 
=== [[Film]] ===
* [[Back to The Future|What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?]]
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* ''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' [[Monster of the Week]] "Needlenose".
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* The [[Monster Clown|murderous psychopath clown]] from the ''[[Twisted Metal]]'' series is called 'Sweet Tooth' after his ice cream truck by most people, but his ''real' name? Needles Kane.
 
 
== Swords ==
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
* [[Ghost in Thethe Shell|Motoko Kusanagi]]. Admittedly a pseudonym, but still...
** Given that it would be like a westerner calling herself "Mary Excalibur", yeah...
* The Ten Espada from ''[[Bleach (Manga)|Bleach]]''.
* [[Pani Poni Dash (Anime)!|Tsurugi Inugami]], is named after a [[Every Japanese Sword Is a Katana|sword]]. He's also named after a Japanese Mythology god as a bonus. The thing is, he is not one bit of a [[Badass]]. In fact, he is a downright pushover to [[Friend to All Living Things|Misao Nanjo]].
* The legendary assassin of the Bakumatsu, [[Rurouni Kenshin|Hitokiri Battousai]], which practically translates as "the assassin quick at drawing swords."
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* Saber from the ''[[Inheritance Cycle (Literature)|Inheritance Cycle]]''.
* Swords of Blood and Fire from ''[[David Gemmell]]'''s White Wolf
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* Kamen Rider Sa''sword''
 
=== [[Toys]] ===
* Star Saber and Wing Saber of ''[[Transformers]]''
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* Durandal of ''[[Marathon (Video Game)Trilogy|Marathon]]''.
** Did you say [[Fire Emblem Elibe|Durandal?]]
* Jerkass antihero of Climax's Dreamcast ''[[Time Stalkers (Video Game)|Time Stalkers]]'' game, simply named Sword. Actually, everyone playable has a simple object name like the puppet being named Marion, except the elf Nigel, who was a hero from a previous game (though Sword is the only one people want to get away from for being such a smug Ahole). Lady scares the three mobster bad guys a lot, but that's because they're really just bluffing blustery types who are used to others doing their work.
* The [[Wario Ware (Video Game)|Wario Ware]] series has Kat & Ana, twin ninja girls. They also have a pet bald-eagle and monkey named "Shuriken" and "Nunchuck" respectively.
* [[Bayonetta (Video Game)|Bayonetta]]. Not necessarily evil, but you're sure as hell going to want to run very fast if you ever bump into her.
* ''[[Fate/stay Stay Night (Visual Novel)night|Fate Stay Night]]''. Any Servant called Saber. {{spoiler|Especially King Arthur. SHE's [[Badass]].}} Their Masters have canonically won every Grail War that has happened. ({{spoiler|[[Jerkass Genie|Technically, no Servant has won the War]].}})
* [[Blaz BlueBlazBlue|The]] [[Rage Against the Heavens|Kusanagi Unit]].
** And we can't forget [[Implacable Man|the Cold Steel or the Just Sword]].
 
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== Others ==
 
=== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ===
* When [[Axis Powers Hetalia (Manga)|Ukraine]] was not given a canon human name, the fandom quickly settled for [[Fan Nickname|Yekaterina "Katyusha" Braginskaya]]. As pointed out on her character sheet, Russians call three things 'Katyusha': girls, headbands... and ''rocket artillery.''
 
=== [[Comic Books]] ===
* [[Empowered (Comic Book)|Empowered]]: Willy Pete gets his name from the military lingo for white phosphorus. Anything else there is to say about him can be found on the [[Complete Monster]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]] pages.
 
=== [[Literature]] ===
* Citizen Admiral Esther McQueen from the ''[[Honor Harrington (Literature)|Honor Harrington]]'' series - aka "Citizen Admiral Cluster Bomb".
* Snaga the Sender, The Blades of no Return. Druss the Legend's axe
* Cluny the Scourge from the first [[Redwall]] book.
* Scourge from [[Warrior Cats|Warriors]].
 
=== [[Live-Action TV]] ===
* Spike from ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]].''
* Ryan ''Laserbeam'' from ''[[True Jackson, VP (TV)|True Jackson VP]]'', who overlaps with [[Awesome McCoolname]]. He's a good guy, but still, ''damn!''
* ''[[Chuck]]'' has Hugo [[wikipedia:Panzer|Panzer]], who is actually a skilled swordsman. However, since he's played by Steve Austin, he is ''built'' like a German tank.
* ''[[Lost Girl (TV)|Lost Girl]]'' has The Glaive, said to be the attorney general for all Faekind.
 
=== [[Real Life]] ===
* [[wikipedia:Eric Bloodaxe|Eric Bloodaxe]], King of Norway and Northumbria.
* [[wikipedia:Henry Shrapnel|Henry Shrapnel]]. And by his own doing: the reason he's got a name to run away from really fast is because shrapnel ''was named after him''.
 
=== [[Video Games]] ===
* ''[[Duke Nukem]]'', of course. Or does that count as a verb?
* Mocked in ''[[Dragon Age II]]'' in the ''Mark of the Assassin'' DLC; the party gets ambushed after speaking to a contact named Edge, and your party members point out either that the name is ridiculous ("Edge? That's his ''name''?") or that they shouldn't have trusted a guy with a name like that.
* Iron Knuckles in ''[[The Legend of Zelda (Franchise)|The Legend of Zelda]]'' series.
=== Webcomics ===
* ''[[Far Out There]]'' features a little boy named "Megaweapon." Disturbingly, it fits him perfectly.
 
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